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Traditional snowy weather entertainment...

Watching people in quattros and Suvs try and fail to make the hill.

Every time...

The Corsa C was quite capable in snow, even on summer tyres. Have conducted many driving lessons with them, in the snow.
One day, in a village near here, as I trundled gently around the double bend entering the village, there was an Audi A6 quattro estate, parked neatly in the hedge, all wheels off the road, having failed to even turn a little into the corner. I guess he thought his quattro would beat physics and attacked the corner at his usual speed. He looked a bit miffed as the BSM Corsa went gently past without a slip.
He looked a lot less happy as my learner drove out past him 5 minutes later.

Another thought with that young lady, her mum had an Aston Martin, as well as the obligatory 4x4. She refused to let me put the L-plates on the Aston. Such a shame.
 
Trotted off to Swindoon for shopping this morning. Traffic quite light, which of course gives the idiots room to be silly. Initially trundling along on my own, I was soon caught by an Astra estate, driver wearing his hi-vis coat, and obviously important enough to need to bully the Panda. Made no difference to me.
As we reached the outskirts of Swindon, the road widens into two lanes, just before the junction with the A419. Exiting the first roundabout, having taken the right lane for town, I'm then presented with a lane closed sign, mine. Astra is alongside of course, so easy to lift the throttle and let him go, which he did, quickly, probably pleased that he'd out-accelerated a 60hp Panda off a roundabout.
Arriving at the next roundabout, the lanes opened again, so I'm moving right, he's going left onto the A419 slip road, or so he thought.
Possibly in an attempt to stay ahead, or possibly just his normal driving style, he swept into the roundabout with ineffective observation, to be met by 'himself' driving just as aggressively around the roundabout. Much blaring of horns, Astra pulled the steering left to avoid a bump, mounted the kerb with his left wheel, dropped it into the soft ruts, and holed his sump on the kerb edge. Oops!

Returning from shopping, about 45 minutes later, he was stood awaiting recovery, big oil puddle oozing across the roundabout.
I wonder if he spent the time wisely seeking another job?
 
Started on my Land Rover feel like this is more complex than the real thing. Double wishbone with a 6 link set up stopping rotation fore and aft??

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Seems a bit overkill for a Defender!

2600 odd pieces later..amazingly hefty thing.

I do have the Arocs truck which is 2700 pieces and was at the time the biggest set ever but that is twice as long, this is rather dense!


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My wife had her drivers test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear. She now has a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit

Rodney Dangerfield
 
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The Corsa C was quite capable in snow, even on summer tyres. Have conducted many driving lessons with them, in the snow.
One day, in a village near here, as I trundled gently around the double bend entering the village, there was an Audi A6 quattro estate, parked neatly in the hedge, all wheels off the road, having failed to even turn a little into the corner. I guess he thought his quattro would beat physics and attacked the corner at his usual speed. He looked a bit miffed as the BSM Corsa went gently past without a slip.
He looked a lot less happy as my learner drove out past him 5 minutes later.

Another thought with that young lady, her mum had an Aston Martin, as well as the obligatory 4x4. She refused to let me put the L-plates on the Aston. Such a shame.

When I first passed I drove my mums 2004 Corsa C ('Active', special edition one... nice metallic blue paint, the ugliest alloys that truly had wheel trim appeal! and blue interior / seatbelts - not a bad car I thought at the time!).

That was September 2014, in January 2015 I remember trying to drive up the steep road at 2am with a full car (one quite heavy guy) in icy weather before the gritters clearly got there. It got half way up, could feel the wheels slipping and the gradual and then full loss of momentum as it slid back down... thankfully didn't slide too far and nobody was behind us but it was a lesson in driving alright!
 

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i had actifry for years, then last year upgraded to an actifry xl genius, even better and easier to clean.

Oh they’re the expensive ones that spin the food aren’t they? Mines only a cheapish one from Lidl. Just have to pull the basket out and shake my chips every now and then instead :p
 
Enjoying not commuting at the moment, freezing rain and snow this morning. That's before we get to the weather warning for the next 30 odd hours.

Very glad the summers on the C3 went in the bin as the forecast is heavy snow during my wifes shift.

Did get to have a play a bit more on the all seasons..still crap on snow covered ice but no studs so what you gonna do? At least the car moved under it's own power with no outside encouragement had the ignominy of getting stuck in my own street few years ago..

I've reinstated lunchtime time walks from work. Nice break and rather than walking round the business park like I used I get to see some nice (admittedly almost painfully familiar) scenery. Figured out a nice 2.5 mile route that I can do in my break so if I manage that 4x a week that's 10 miles exercise I wasn't doing previously.
 
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Bringing my son, Charlie, home today, born at 05:40 yesterday after 23hrs in labour @ 7lbs2oz (3.25kg). Both mum and baby well, but obviously exhausted yesterday after their ordeal. I couldn't stay much after the birth thanks to COVID, but I was there through the whole time otherwise.

Women are absolute machines and any misogynist who calls them the weaker sex can get a punch in the face from this feminist, and my wife too probably.
 
What a beautiful baby. Many congratulations. Is he your first? We had 3 - Boy, girl, boy and I was very surprised at the depth of emotion I experienced when my first boy was born - It took me completely by surprise, tears streaming down my face! It's a very special time in one's life, hang on to and enjoy every single moment of it! In my youth lots of stuff seemed important - Work, cars, leisure activities, holidays, etc. Now, in my mid '70s, I realize there is nothing as important as Family and, despite all the rubbish that gets in the way as your children grow up it's never a waste of time and it's always good to prioritize building strong bonds and giving support to your children. Life is wonderful when, in your old age, you are surrounded by your loving children and the grandchildren are the absolute icing on the cake! Again congratulations and a big "well done" to your wife - I was there through the whole "procedure" for all 3 of ours and it's astonishing how our womenfolk cope with it all. Thank goodness for the Entonox!
 
Thansk all.

@ Jock - Yes, first and only for us, we always said we were only having 1 and with the first three months of this pregnancy being marred by HG (Hyperemesis gravidarum), and how difficult the labour was I can safely say that that decision is not going to be challenged!
 
Congratulations Eklipze3k!!!

If you ever need any advice...don't ask me I've got no idea what I'm doing :ROFLMAO:

Although the fact that he's still alive after 2 years and we've worked through 5 different allergies successfully would suggest winging it is a valid strategy.
 
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