No pics, but a funny totalling experience
I was parked in the middle of the road at Longleat safari park when an armour fronted, zebra coloured tractor rammed my Alfa 156 from behind, it mangled the whole back end and wrote off the car. That was fun explaining to the insurance company.
Then a fortnight later, I was driving my Alfa GTV home in the rain at night, I clipped a kerb going round a mini roundabout, the upper wishbone snapped, the wheel tucked under the car at a angle, I was bounced across the road, hit the other kerb and did the same thing to the right hand side wheel. I ended up on the pavement with both front wheels tucked neatly under the car. That one was a right off too!
Later the same month, in bad weather I parked my Audi A4 close to my garage door as we had people over to visit. In the morning I noticed a roof tile stuck out of the roof. It has blown off my roof and smashed into my parked car, without setting the alarm off! Wouldn't have happened if I had parked where I normally did.
Oh, finally, many years ago, I put my first car a Fiat Uno 60S through a dry stone wall on a bridge in Devon. The car front bumper ended up about 3 inches further back, all the lights worked, but the bonnet was completely bananaed. I straightened it all up with a lump hammer and kept driving it to uni for about 2 months until the Tax and MoT ran out, then scrapped it. I joke you not, there was nothing at all wrong with it electrically or mechanically. Problem was it had an 80s 'Personal' branded bodykit on it, so couldn't be fixed up for a lot less than I bought its replacement for.