Yeah,
He lives in our street
The ambulance and police had been b4 he arrived back.
He lives in our street
The ambulance and police had been b4 he arrived back.
Most Painful Experiance Ever....
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Rickster
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This is quite a grusome thread (and kind of a turn on at the same time)
But arnt we all forgeting something? at the start of this thread alex admitted to picking her nose while cooking. If anybody ate that and then came on here and read the thread that must be a pretty painful, not to mention embarrising experiance.
But arnt we all forgeting something? at the start of this thread alex admitted to picking her nose while cooking. If anybody ate that and then came on here and read the thread that must be a pretty painful, not to mention embarrising experiance.
Rickster said:
Ha ha! Actually... I was picking it post cooking (thats afterwards). Let me assure you that there were nose pickings in the food, and whats more if there were, they would have tasted great, but as it was I just flicked them away! Ah hem... and thats Mr Alex to you!
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Getting kidney stones removed out through your knob and pulled out through your japs eye .
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Yep was on Morphine injections for 4 days because off internal bruising on the inside of my manhood and inside my kidney. Was in soo much pain but the morhpine make you soo trippy you dont care. Im sure i saw a big purple mars bar and little pink christina agulara monsters.
i havent got mans bits but ....ouch
I once hit a minibus on my pushbike. I tore the ligaments in my right shoulder, broke my right arm, fractured my shoulder joint, jaw and 3 fingers, and cracked 2 ribs. It stung a bit...
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lol could be
I thought morphine made you happy. Seeing christina must have been the worst part of the experience
For me, nothing actually painful but VERY close:
Climbing accident, absailing down after climb, belayer couldn't belay (without telling me) I feel down approx 20 metres onto my back, ouch, was lucky.
Near canal boat accident as a wee boy, problem with boat, tiller went over prop, i hung on for 10 seconds, teacher came and grabbed me, same problem killed the school secretary 2 days later (seriously....was near speghetti junction, i don't remember much, I was no older than 10-11)
I have a few more but I have to wake up in a few hours.
Climbing accident, absailing down after climb, belayer couldn't belay (without telling me) I feel down approx 20 metres onto my back, ouch, was lucky.
Near canal boat accident as a wee boy, problem with boat, tiller went over prop, i hung on for 10 seconds, teacher came and grabbed me, same problem killed the school secretary 2 days later (seriously....was near speghetti junction, i don't remember much, I was no older than 10-11)
I have a few more but I have to wake up in a few hours.
getting trod on is mine
Might as well add another experience since Alex is hungry for tales of pain!
Was 9 or something and was cycling along the street and seen my Dad on the other side, waved then looked where I was going to find myself heading stright into a parked car - CRUNCH! Over the handle bars and up on the roof!
Combination of shock and cuts from smashing the rear lights made me think I was dead!
Liam
Was 9 or something and was cycling along the street and seen my Dad on the other side, waved then looked where I was going to find myself heading stright into a parked car - CRUNCH! Over the handle bars and up on the roof!
Combination of shock and cuts from smashing the rear lights made me think I was dead!
Liam
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Alex said:
Chillis r very dangerous things - had unfortunate experience of these but in more erm how should I say 'secluded' spots than a nose - even after washing hands chilli seems to still remain and after washing areas affected by chilli still burns!
Kinda feels like putting Vicks Vaporub in your eye but worse
Lemzip
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i know the most painfull thing but i need permission from the ops or mods to allow me to post it as im serious this will make grown men and woman cry and break down into tears and cry like children
i know the most painfull thing but i need permission from the ops or mods to allow me to post it as im serious this will make grown men and woman cry and break down into tears and cry like children
Pm it to me... I'm sure everyone is dying to know what it is
Mine, i think was when me and my bro thought it would be a good idea for me to lay at the bottom of the stairs, then him to run and jump down them on top of me... landed on my arm and snapped the bone... man that hurt I got a cool luminous green plaster tho... lol...
Mine, i think was when me and my bro thought it would be a good idea for me to lay at the bottom of the stairs, then him to run and jump down them on top of me... landed on my arm and snapped the bone... man that hurt
I got a cool luminous green plaster tho... lol...
Lemzip
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pm sent ben, dont cry
