Ok, look, I'm sorry alright? It was all my fault, I voted to join in 1975. But, I had an excuse.
That was that there was almost everything in favour and almost nothing against. The implications of joining were simple.
They were the free movement of goods and services across internal borders; an end to huge queues of trucks and tourists with caravans and grumpy kids waiting for hours to get into, or out of a country. This also meant the end of import duty from within the EEC. This was good news for FIAT, Renault and their ilk but bad news for BL. Every one of their model range was now under attack from continental rivals that were now, if not cheaper, then at least the same price as the domestic models. It was also good news for GM and Ford as this allowed the Cortina to be built in Belgium and the Cavalier to be made in Germany.
It was also bad news for domestic truck makers as they've all either gone to the wall or been taken over. Rolls Royce and Bentley are now in the hands of European companies but, conversely, JLR is of course owned by an Indian firm.
On a more prosaic level, when I decide to drive from the UK through France to Italy I'll only have to buy one lot of foreign currency, but that won't change whether we're in or out.
What I don't like is the fact that we give the EU several billion pounds and the give us around 40% back. All this costs huge amounts of money, so why not just give them the nett amount. There must be, at a guess, several thousand EU buraurats who just take money out, then give it back again.
One of the things we are up against is the countries that don't follow the rules. For instance, over a decade ago there was a ruling that member states had to open up their energy markets to European competition. We complied, which give us the likes of eon (German) and EdF (French) who have bought into ours, yet British companies have tried, and failed, to buy into the French energy market, mainly because that company is part owned by the French Government and they have a law that says a foreign company can't buy parts of the government.
There are also those who waste the money they're given on "vanity projects" such as those discovered by Top Gear (yes I know it's not exactly Newsnight) when they found the highway that just ended in the middle of nowhere, the housing developments that nobody bought because of the recession and the airport with no flights, for the same reason.
Then there were fishing quotas, some of which were given to landlocked countries such as Austria and I believe extra quotas were given to Spain for Andorra.
Overall, vehicles have become safer because of the EU, although most of the improvements would have happened even without it, but spray suppression on HGVs is worse and crash helmet testing is less rigorous.
Some countries are also very chauvinistic, I'm thinking of France here as when things were getting tight at home they decided that the Peugeot factory in Coventry should be closed and production shifted to France.
The thought of an EU army frankly scares the living crap out of me if I'm honest.
"Ze EU has announced that it is declaring war on (insert country here) and as a result, the British Army and RAF will provide the spearhead with infantry, artillery and tanks and aircraft. Ze Germans vill provide the transport to get everything up to within 50 kms of ze front line and ze French vill provide the catering. Ze Italians vill all go for lunch and the Dutch vill let us know vat zay vill do ven zey vake up from their post joint sleep. Also, in ze interest of furzer European integration unt harmony, ze British vill use German tanks, French aircraft unt Italian automatic veapons.....vich zay vill get round to making after their month long summer break. All zis can be bought by ze British by them giving up zeir ridiculous EU rebate. Zis is ze end of ze news. Ve vill now all go for lunch and ze British can get on viz ze var."