Sigh. I suppose again, it’s just the principle of it I don’t like.
Taking away everything else you said, this hits the nail on the head.
Beliefs above common sense, when presented with no real reason to not take the route of going electric, you'll always find something wrong.
A Corsa is not a MacBook, this has been covered many times now, cars have active battery cooling or heating, they have systems that condition and keep the battery in optimum condition, Also people tend to use their laptops with the charger plugged in for 99% of the time which kills the battery through over charging and not being cycled, they also always run their phone or laptop on full charge all of the time, when if you only need to go 10 miles down the road do you really need to plug the car in and fully charge it if you have 90 miles range left?
You wouldn't make a trip to the petrol station before your journey to fill up just in case you run out of fuel when you are very clearly not going to run out of fuel. you might go and fill up for other subsequent journeys but with an electric car you just plug it in when you get home.
As for depreciation. It as always been that remark that you lose half the value when you drive it off the forecourt.
I was looking at a new Range Rover the other day, well not "new" but only 2 years old that had also lost half it's value, which for that car was over £70,000 for just two years depreciation, and not electric.
Electric cars have much higher up front costs but then that goes down over the life of the car without having to have it serviced, no oil changes, no spark plugs leads or filters to change. No explosions going on that wear things out, by all rights an electric motor could do a million miles and still be perfectly good. Show me a million mile car that's not had thousands spent in servicing and maintenance assuming nothing has failed and needed replacing.
I was in London last week, and stood outside a shop with the push chair while my wife was buying something, and an easy 2/3rds of the cars, taxis and vans that went past were electric. It was very weird how quiet it was at times with no engine idling and cars moving around quietly and cleanly, so I can definately see the benefit for people getting out of noisy, smelly and dirty engine cars.