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What's made you smile today?

Misplacing tools is a real pain.

Then occasionally, a tool is not in the box, but not in the heap either. Then the frantic search begins, occasionally cancelling the job on that occasion. Next day, there is the required tool, sitting where it should be, hiding in plain sight.

A long time ago, I bought a really good Sykes Pickavant ball joint splitter. Last year, needing to remove the track rod ends to replace the front struts, the ball joint splitter was nowhere to be found. Frantic searching in all the right places, and then all the wrong places. Eventually went off to get a replacement. Had to settle for a similar, but cheaper and weaker Laser model. Got home, used it, put it back inot the box, on top of the Sykes one. How does that happen?

Having adopted the system I described above - The "tote" tray and old roasting tin - I now misplace tools far less than I used to. The problem's not completely solved but much better than it used to be (I'm still looking out for the smallest of my set of 6 flat blade screwdrivers which went into hiding about 18 months ago. Think it's gone for good though)

I'm very good, I've now realized, at not seeing things that are right in front of me. I can go round the garage half a dozen times looking for something - maybe even something quite big like your ball joint splitter. Then Mrs J will appear, perhaps to get something from our "overflow fridge" which lives in the garage, and she'll say "what have you lost now"? "Damn it, it's my ball joint splitter" (or whatever). Not knowing what a ball joint splitter looks like she'll pick it up from my workbench or wherever I put it down and say "you mean this do you"? With a look of utter disdain on her face.

My latest "trick" is loosing the car keys. I've always been prone to doing this but just of late it's got much worse. Yesterday I took my welding bottle back to the BOC distributor. I keep the bottle in my garden shed rather than the garage (won't go into why here). The bottle is stored at the back of the shed chained to an upright to stop it falling over so I had to move some of my stored "treasures" to get to it and I might have got trousers etc dirty so I put my "gardening" clothes on, retrieved the bottle, secured it in the boot of the car, put the "treasures" back in the shed and went up to the bedroom where I changed back into some clothes in which I could appear in public without being arrested! I must have put the car keys down on the end of the bed and then not picked them up again when I went downstairs. I sorted out a fleece to wear and put my wallet, house keys, 'phone and tic tacs - never go out without my tic tacs - in the pockets. went to get the car keys from where I usually keep them and, Oh no, no car keys! Five minutes of running around like a headless chicken, in and out of the shed, garage, searching the ground in between, kitchen, hall, etc, failed to find them. Then I thought 'wonder if I left them in a pocket of my gardening trousers'? Went up to the bedroom and there they were lying on the bed! So I'm wondering, Is this just the start? does it get worse and worse from here on in? I don't even have a gas oven!
 
I grew up on a modest farm, all arable, below the size considered viable by the experts and when interest rates were in the 10s of %. Dad did everything, with help from us as we grew up, using the minimum of machinery. Anyway I now have fond memories of being sent across the yard to fetch an item from the workshop which was an old wartime nissen hut without windows. Into the oily murk from bright sunlight, a 60w bulb failing to compensate, looking for said tool (which might have been nearly as big as me at that time) only to walk back 5mins later to say I can't find it. Dad would go straight over and come back with it.... Not saying a word. In hindsight everything could have been organised better, and as teenagers we tried. He was very uses to working alone and then you know where everything is....

Andy, I grew up in the Scottish border country with a farm next door and your post brings so many happy memories flooding back. We, there were four of us kids, 3 boys and a girl, spent so much time on the farm with their two boys. The tractor shed, cow byre, hay barn, home baked cakes and/or bacon sarnies made with very soft "door steps" of hand sliced bread, I think she baked the bread too, in the farmhouse, guddling for fish in the Tweed, I could go on and on. It was often the smells too, especially, for me, the tractor and machinery sheds - not so much the cow byre. The day my middle brother fell in the slurry pit is probably better not spoken about though, when we got home Mum cuffed me round the head for not watching out for him before stripped him naked and turned the hose on him in the back yard before she hurried him up to the bath! I can't believe how lucky I was to have grown up like this as a boy. They were very happy days. Apart from Mum knowing we were "over at the Farm" we could have been anywhere, up in the woods, down by the river, making houses with the bales in the hay barn. We would be away all day with very little supervision. How different to how kids are brought up today.
 
I was just thinking about the time my brother fell in the slurry pit. He went right in, over his head! and yet we walked him home over the "big" field, best part of half an hour, and Mum just hosed him down and stuck him in the bath! Nothing ever happened as a result, he seemed as healthy as ever. Now a days the child would be in the hospital for sure.

I was thinking on this and I think it was because our immune systems were much better developed. We were always getting cuts and grazes on everything from rusty barbed wire to gravel rash when you fell off your bike. I seemed to always have broken skin somewhere on my body. I never heard of anyone with a food intolerance or allergy, except hay fever, which seems to have been ever with us.
 
Just because you never heard of it, doesn't mean it wasn't there. A lot of what seems to be more prevalent today likely only feels that way because of a combination of instant media, better diagnosis methods, and people being more likely to actually tell others when they have an issue because we no longer have to just 'suck it up'. We've gotten over the big boys don't cry attitude, and are actually allowing ourselves to be vulnerable.
Even when I was a kid in the 80's anyone with a food allergy was likely just labelled a picky eater, but they were probably picky for a reason! I do, however, agree that some folk these days seem to go a bit overboard disinfecting their entire house and while that's probably sensible right now with a potentially lethal pandemic doing the rounds, under normal circumstances you're right - the body can't develop antibodies to things it's never seen.
 
Jock, my uncles had dairy farms and I have always been close to the farming community and he was very lucky as am sure you appreciate. In the 80s I remember once a month or so there was a death in either slurry or some kind of silo, this before media coverage like today, and ignoring the wider high death rate in farming. Shocking in hindsight and yes very good that there had been much more focus on personal safety and that of the wider environment I might add. We now have the most efficient and overall safe dairy farms on the world, it makes me so angry how many now use milk alternatives in the UK when the over use of water and reckless other resources to make the 3.5 almonds in the alternative or whatever 5000 miles away is somehow a good thing. Anyway, yards are much better designed with slurry proper minimised, treated and kept in a safe manner and other run off from the farm likewise. Still a dangerous occupation, mainly because the weather and nature wait for no one and you can't control like a factory, but glad to say much better.
 
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Yes Eklipse and Andy, I'm sure I view those days through rose tinted glasses. I've been trying to remember anything that wasn't so good but I'm toiling. There was a few days when we weren't allowed to go to the farm and I believe it was because a new tractor driver had managed to turn the tractor over on top of a plow by trying to plow up a slope! No one talked to us kids about it but I would imagine the outcome was not good for the chap.
 
As we don't have a "what made you despair today" thread I thought this thread would be the most appropriate place to put it.

Yesterday morning I made a nice early start on clearing up the garden and mowing the grass. Worked through to lunchtime by when I decided I'd had enough and went in, got washed up and did some gas price investigating before making a cup of coffee and coming on here to do the post about the MIG gas cylinders.

I've had a wee eye infection for a couple of days, just a bit itchy and weepy, but yesterday I seemed to be having problems focusing with my right eye which is a bit of a pain as the left one already has problems with just a touch of age related macular degeneration Text etc and finer detail on the TV seemed a bit blurry, but as I'd slaistered some golden eye ointment into it I wasn't feeling too worried about it.

Come bedtime and I couldn't get the text in my book to come into proper focus. I could read but it was too much of an effort so I gave up and listened to the radio before dropping off. Although the left eye is just beginning to succumb to the macular degeneration the right one is usually A1 so when I woke up, put my glasses on and wandered down to make the tea, I was really a bit worried to find that the right eye was still not pulling stuff into sharp definition. It's been like that all day and Mrs J has just made some tea with a bit of cake for us. As we were sitting watching the TV she looked over at me and said "why are you still wearing your gardening glasses?" I keep an old pair of glasses that were the right prescription about 4 or 5 years ago, so still quite good enough for gardening, but it saves the lenses in my good glasses from damage. I must have been wearing them for the last day and a bit! Put my "good" glasses on and, Geronimo, I can see properly again!

We've both been laughing so hard that I think we'll have to go and change our underwear now! Take a lesson from this all you younger folk and just remember that it's no use worrying about these things - much better to have a good laugh!
 
Posted a wee while back about my cordless drill batteries stopped taking charge. It was not going to be cost effective to send them away for repair and you can no longer get them. Although the drill is 6 year old, it really hasn’t seen a lot of action. What a waste!!!!!

Trolling through the ‘net I came across a chaps video on how to alter the drill to take newer batteries, that’ll do for me I thought. Bit of a fanny about later I’m nearly there, I cannot find my solder, but after soldering the two wires, it will be good to go.

I really thought I was on looser before I discovered this so a new cordless was delivered today.:D Seventy quids worth, I can’t justify an expensive drill. The good news is the 4ah battery fits my cordless angle grinder, which is nice. :D
 
Pretty much decided what my next car is...

It's going to be a...C3 Aircross.

Which is an odd choice I'll admit as I've been fairly open about the relative joys of my wife's Citroëns. Also I dislike SUVs intensely so again a bit of an odd choice.

But at no point have either of the Citroëns failed to proceed..also much as love my Mazda the Cx3 and 3 are too small and CX5 and 6 are massive and the CX30 is brand new and 20 odd grand at least.

As a prospect they are very space efficient, fuel efficient and cheap. Also they quite a funky thing and most other options are tragic, dull or both. I'm looking at picking up a 2019 which even in top spec is about 12k and having it all paid off by the the time the warranty is up. At that point I can decide if it stays or goes the ones we've had have given decent service.

They do drive badly, but no worse than the C3 we've had for the last 3 years...and I'm planning to make it even less fun by adding some nice all season tyres on. But it's a tool for the job at hand not a race car.

The other part is the Mazda isn't getting traded in so if I want a go in a car that drives properly I've still got one..but we aren't using decade old car as the main family transport.
 
As we don't have a "what made you despair today" thread I thought this thread would be the most appropriate place to put it.

Yesterday morning I made a nice early start on clearing up the garden and mowing the grass. Worked through to lunchtime by when I decided I'd had enough and went in, got washed up and did some gas price investigating before making a cup of coffee and coming on here to do the post about the MIG gas cylinders.

I've had a wee eye infection for a couple of days, just a bit itchy and weepy, but yesterday I seemed to be having problems focusing with my right eye which is a bit of a pain as the left one already has problems with just a touch of age related macular degeneration Text etc and finer detail on the TV seemed a bit blurry, but as I'd slaistered some golden eye ointment into it I wasn't feeling too worried about it.

Come bedtime and I couldn't get the text in my book to come into proper focus. I could read but it was too much of an effort so I gave up and listened to the radio before dropping off. Although the left eye is just beginning to succumb to the macular degeneration the right one is usually A1 so when I woke up, put my glasses on and wandered down to make the tea, I was really a bit worried to find that the right eye was still not pulling stuff into sharp definition. It's been like that all day and Mrs J has just made some tea with a bit of cake for us. As we were sitting watching the TV she looked over at me and said "why are you still wearing your gardening glasses?" I keep an old pair of glasses that were the right prescription about 4 or 5 years ago, so still quite good enough for gardening, but it saves the lenses in my good glasses from damage. I must have been wearing them for the last day and a bit! Put my "good" glasses on and, Geronimo, I can see properly again!

We've both been laughing so hard that I think we'll have to go and change our underwear now! Take a lesson from this all you younger folk and just remember that it's no use worrying about these things - much better to have a good laugh!
I did something similar many years ago. After driving for over eight hours I switched on my headlights near Aviemore thinking night was falling. My wife asked what I did that for as it was a lovely summer evening. I had been wearing my sunglasses for so long that I forgot I had them on. Of course, my young children thought it was hilarious.

p.s. Does anyone else enjoy changing gear in a Panda?
 
I had been wearing my sunglasses for so long that I forgot I had them on. Of course, my young children thought it was hilarious.

p.s. Does anyone else enjoy changing gear in a Panda?

Sunglasses.. yes

Changing gear..
Trousers are ok.. but coats and jumpers involve comments from passengers :p
 
Spent half an hour gently dismantling our Dyson vac. So many parts, but worthwhile as so much accumulated dust build-up inside. All plastic, so washes easily.
All the bits now drying.
Tomorrow's challenge, remember how it all goes back together.

We are now pet.free
But the dyson isnt :eek:

I thought I would take the main hose off to see if there was a bit of dust caught in the convolutions..
Dunking it in the bath.. instant black cloud.. :(

Hoping its so much better now..
Those convolutions trap lots of water too ;)
 
Both daughter and daughter in law have Dyson Vacuums - the ones with the big ball wheel. We have an old bagged Electrolux Powerline 1000. To all intents and purposes identical to this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD3ZWG2aweg

It's a pleasingly simple machine. Nice big powerful motor which really sucks and drives the brush bar via a cheap rubber belt. The motor suction is applied to the bag container and a flex pipe can be either plugged into the brush bar housing or detached and used with attachments to clean in nooks and crannies etc. In all the years we've owned it - probably about 35 years - all I've done is replace bags, of course - but they're a nice big bag so last well, £1.00 approx per bag, drive belts (genuine belts last longest, maybe for 2 years at a time), beater roller once and I've twice stripped it down and cleaned out the big filter round the motor and all the dust inside. Also the wee filter under the bag which stops anything big getting to the motor. (cleaned once a year and replaced maybe 3 or 4 times - it's only a foam square and costs peanuts)

The Dysons seem to need constant "fettling" and although the filters can be washed, when you do replace them they are expensive. That wee toggle which switches the suction between the floor and handle seems to jam up a lot on both machines. The tubing is nothing like as large as the Electrolux so more prone to blocking in both households due to pet hair and children's "debris" (troll hair, fairy stars, lego , etc, etc.) the Electrolux just seems to happily swallow the lot - with the occasional rattly protest!

A few weeks ago daughter in law's machine stopped picking up, again. So I brought it home as a "Lockdown project" and completely stripped it and checked it out. The first problem I noticed was that the brush beater roller was not rotating. I've had problems with this before due to the assembly not being clipped into the front of the machine properly so the electrical supply to the roller motor is not made, daughter in laws seems to do this more than my daughters one does, so maybe more down to a "hashy" operator? However this time was different, my granddaughter's long hair had wrapped itself around the spindle inside the beater roller and was preventing the roller from rotating. This was only visible once the roller itself had been removed from the spindle so wasn't immediately apparent. My own daughter had long hair as a youngster and that would wrap round the Electrolux brush (and before that the Hoover we had) but that was easy to clear. Clearing it from inside the Dyson's brush roller - actually just diagnosing what the problem was in the first place - was far more difficult. Lots of "breakable" plastic fittings to undo too to get the roller out. In fact the roller brush was in poor general condition so I bought a pattern spare from Edinburgh Components (my local and very helpful trade parts supplier) and it's working just fine. I also found that there was a wad of "stringy" dust blocking the airway at the top of the dust container which was severely limiting suction. I dismantled most of the cyclone system after I found that and blew out what couldn't be dismantled with my garage airline - BIG MISTAKE! there is a hell of a lot of dust in there! I almost asphyxiated myself! I had to hold my breath and run away until the dust had settled. Mrs J said I looked like Mr Pastry! For younger readers he was a children's entertainer who was always doing silly stuff with bags of flour - lots of flour! Thank goodness I did it outside the garage otherwise I would be still trying to clear up. Although I personally wouldn't have one I have to say that when they are working the Dysons do clean well, although the Electrolux does well too, I just don't like the complexity of them.

My older boy has a Henry and all I've ever done to that is to remove the slow speed control module when it failed and direct wired it through so that it runs at fast speed all the time. I checked with Numatic - the manufacturer - and they said this was OK to do. In fact they don't now make them with 2 speeds any more and they said the 2 speed module had proved to be not all that reliable. Of course they did it to save electricity. The latest models have a less powerful, less "hungry" motor with improved air flow dynamics to make up for it. I'm extremely impressed with his Henry which I used to hoover our house just to be sure it wasn't going to burn out after I eliminated that module. If the Electrolux croakes I'll probably replace it with a Henry, or one of his many variants. At present I'm leaning towards James because of his very simple cable management system. In my book "simple" is always better! The only draw back, if you can call it that, is that the Henry design doesn't have a rotating brush so you hoover with rather more of a "scrubbing the kitchen floor with a mop" type of action. However you are only handling the "wand", not the whole machine, so it's not arduous. Oh, and the bags are BIG! They'll need changed much less frequently than the Electrolux ones.

Darn it, forgot to click on the "quote" box again! This post in response to PB and Charlie's posts.
 
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