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>>ONE POINT OFFICE DARES
>>1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
>>2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other
>>'non-player'
>>must be in the toilet at the time).
>>3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
>>4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and
>>say,
>>"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
>>5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your
>>ears and
>>grimace.
>>6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
>>huskily,
>>"Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
>>7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out,
>>say
>>,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
>>8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
>>9) While riding a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors
>>open.
>>
>>THREE-POINTS DARES
>>1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
>>double-barrelled
>>fingers.
>>2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get
>>all that,
>>I don't want to have to repeat it".
>>3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
>>4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
>>nozzle
>> (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
>>5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
>>
>> FIVE POINT DARES
>> 1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be
>>nice to
>> conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if
>>you
>>actually launch into it yourself).
>> 2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you
>>with
>>growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
>> 3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
>> 4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go
>>do a
>>number two".
>> 5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican
>>accent. As in
>>"the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
>>6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
>>7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly
>>and
>>mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
>> 8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is
>>my
>> witness, I'll never go hungry again".
>> 9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in
>>tights".
>>10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna
>>trade?".
>>11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:
>>"Do you
>>hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
>>12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't
>>talk
>>about it".
>>13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a
>>lunch
>>for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
>>14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a
>>very
>>important conference call.
>>15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
>> 16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of
>>your pants
>>and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
>>17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit,
>>smash each
>>biscuit with your fist.
>>18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards
>>the door.
>>19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting
>>attendee,
>>move them according to the movements of their real-life
>>counterparts.
>>
>>And if that wasn't enough for you...
>>1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
>>point a
>> hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
>>2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are
>>going to
>>have to let one of you go."
>>3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
>>fries with
>>that.
>>4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."
>>5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got
>>over
>>his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
>>8) Don't use any punctuation
>>9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
>>10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
>>answer.
>>11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
>>12) Sing along at the opera.
>>13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
>>14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of
>>jungle
>>sounds all day.
>>15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
>>party
>>because you're not in the mood.
>>16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
>>Hard.
>>17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd
>>time
>>this week!!!"
>>18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
>>yelling,
>>"Run for your lives, they're loose!"
>>1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
>>2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other
>>'non-player'
>>must be in the toilet at the time).
>>3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
>>4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and
>>say,
>>"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
>>5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your
>>ears and
>>grimace.
>>6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
>>huskily,
>>"Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
>>7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out,
>>say
>>,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
>>8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
>>9) While riding a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors
>>open.
>>
>>THREE-POINTS DARES
>>1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
>>double-barrelled
>>fingers.
>>2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get
>>all that,
>>I don't want to have to repeat it".
>>3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
>>4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
>>nozzle
>> (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
>>5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
>>
>> FIVE POINT DARES
>> 1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be
>>nice to
>> conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if
>>you
>>actually launch into it yourself).
>> 2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you
>>with
>>growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
>> 3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
>> 4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go
>>do a
>>number two".
>> 5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican
>>accent. As in
>>"the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
>>6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
>>7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly
>>and
>>mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
>> 8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is
>>my
>> witness, I'll never go hungry again".
>> 9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in
>>tights".
>>10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna
>>trade?".
>>11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:
>>"Do you
>>hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
>>12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't
>>talk
>>about it".
>>13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a
>>lunch
>>for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
>>14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a
>>very
>>important conference call.
>>15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
>> 16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of
>>your pants
>>and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
>>17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit,
>>smash each
>>biscuit with your fist.
>>18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards
>>the door.
>>19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting
>>attendee,
>>move them according to the movements of their real-life
>>counterparts.
>>
>>And if that wasn't enough for you...
>>1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
>>point a
>> hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
>>2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are
>>going to
>>have to let one of you go."
>>3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
>>fries with
>>that.
>>4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."
>>5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got
>>over
>>his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
>>8) Don't use any punctuation
>>9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
>>10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
>>answer.
>>11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
>>12) Sing along at the opera.
>>13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
>>14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of
>>jungle
>>sounds all day.
>>15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
>>party
>>because you're not in the mood.
>>16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
>>Hard.
>>17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd
>>time
>>this week!!!"
>>18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
>>yelling,
>>"Run for your lives, they're loose!"
