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Tryfan_Tamer

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Going for a new job Monday in the same department that I already work in...strange really! Still on my paternity leave so I am no cramming my head full of knowledge for the Interview... :confused:
 
ahhh dont you love it when its like that!! and then they wake up :bang:
no kidding!
meh never having kids...watched a birthing tape the other day (dont ask) and i refuse to do that!!!!! :eek:
 
'Watching a birthing tape?!' I hve to ask!!!! My wife had C-section twice. So I have seen the insides of her twice, quite interesting really
 
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Nope i think im alright....stu of course it was alright for you...no-one was asking you to push a sodding rugby ball out of you!
 
To be fair to Stu. I didn't feel a thing either ;)

I wasn't able to cut the chord... too many people trying to sew my missus back up.. :(
 
TashyG said:
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Nope i think im alright....stu of course it was alright for you...no-one was asking you to push a sodding rugby ball out of you!

ah, you girls are just chicken. I bet it's just like doing a big poo or maybe slightly worse than a papercut.

Good luck with the interview fella, and I know what you mean about when the house goes quiet. Been larking about with the 5 yr old until he went to bed at 8 :)
 
fixitagaintomorrow said:
ah, you girls are just chicken.

ah well then by way of experiment to see how chicken we are compared to you....see if you can squeeze a bloody rugby ball out your fecking nose and then say how chocken we are.....its like a bloody watermelon through the legs of tights... :eek:

but you know what next time you have a baby do let me know...im dying to know how you found the experience!
 
Good luck with the interview :). What kind of job is it you're doing/ going to do? Just to continue with the topic I am never having kids either, in my opinion they're parasites, literally.

Edited to add what I should have written in the first place!
 
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Helz said:
Good luck with the interview :). What kind of job is it you're doing/ going to do? Just to continue with the topic I am never having kids either, they're parasites, literally.

Job is Principal Communication Analyst looking after VOIP network for 120 sites in Wales. Also responsible for Firewall & Email security.

Kids are great! (y)
 
First was an Emergency for us, second was planned (ish). To be honest you can choose how much you see or don't see. If you want to (and this would be the best option for you I would suggest) you can just keep your head down by your misses and you won't see a thing as they place a bar with a partition over between her head and the rest of her body.

Words of advice though... When the baby is born hold it close to her so that she can touch it. Also don't rush off after the OP. Hang around in the recovery room and make sure she holds the baby. My wife missed out holding the twins for nearly six hours after the birth and it really upset her.
 
good luck for the interview :)

when i have a kid its gunna be a boy - matthew james.... lol always liked that name - do t want a girl though - theyre crap LOL

pete i think you wouldnt think were chicken if you ate a watermelon whole and tried to squeeze it out your arse
 
Tryfan_Tamer said:
First was an Emergency for us, second was planned (ish). To be honest you can choose how much you see or don't see. If you want to (and this would be the best option for you I would suggest) you can just keep your head down by your misses and you won't see a thing as they place a bar with a partition over between her head and the rest of her body.

Words of advice though... When the baby is born hold it close to her so that she can touch it. Also don't rush off after the OP. Hang around in the recovery room and make sure she holds the baby. My wife missed out holding the twins for nearly six hours after the birth and it really upset her.

On our first my wife was under general anesthetic and didn't hold the baby for 5 hours. That still upsets her. I'm glad to hear that they put a screen up, that has kept me up at night!
 
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