jack up the car and tip it out sideways

I supose theres nothing for it but to drop one side of the undertray but thats going to have to wait untill the morning as its pouring down out there and getting dark looks like he/she's there for the night hope to god it dont get hungry and start chewing on something :bang:

PNL said:

hope to god it dont get hungry and start chewing on something :bang:

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I heard they love strutbraces.

Goldie Punto said:

I heard they love strutbraces.

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If it tries that it will be toothless just wondering how it got in there in the first place and if it done this before :bang: dont want a shock one morning and have to clean out bits of cat and blood :yuck:

spray some hair spray or wd40 or something in the area of the cat. they hate spray cans and usually run/sprint as far as they can before they feel the need for another nap

Tried blowing the Horn???

Trancendental said:

Tried blowing the Horn???

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no time for that,need to sort the car 1st

PNL said:

I dont fancy it just want it out of there and the cat food will attract every car in the neighbour hood

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So cat food will attract other cars eh?!!! :chin:

Or maybe only Jaguars, Reliant Kittens, Ford Cougars and Ford Pumas will come sniffing round your Stilo in search of cat food

custard said:

no time for that,need to sort the car 1st

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what so everything else works but the horn?

Oh well happy end to this We have just come in and the little blighter was on the drive :slayer: just hope that its learne from the lesson

Oh well happy end to this We have just come in and the little blighter was on the drive :slayer: just hope that its learned from the lesson

You checked to see if its the same one ? does your car still start

you'll be checking every time you take it out now

until one morning, you really can't be bothered as you haven't seen it in ages.
start it up....

mmmm seems alright, THUNK!!!, large dent in bonnet appears.

ah crp, the cat just got stuck in serpent belt and thrown (in various kitten componants) at the underside of bonnet at 800rpm:slayer:

The end would have been funnier if you thought it was out but it wasn't

i once killed a chicken in my engine bay without even knowing. when i got to college i noticed a strange smell which i though was burning plastic at first, but when i opened the bonnet there was a smouldering chicken corpse. i never told the neighbour what happened, even when they asked if i'd seen it. i felt too guilty. i think it was called jasper but i cant really remember. poor little bugger.

could start your own fast food. litterally. cooked at speed. forget kfc. try efc! engine fried chicken!!

Oooo you lot are a right load of wind up merchants Goldie /fast4 and you skinz and you besbie it wound be EFK [engine fried kitten]:yuck:

Hope to god if dont go there again :bang: cant be arsed with checking every time I use the car and I certainly dont want a bonnet bulge of for that matter a mangled engine either stupid cat :shakehead

Cant see what all the fuss is about I thought all modern cars were fitted with a cat! Take it to a good garage, they should be able to de-cat it for you!

MATT 68 said:

Cant see what all the fuss is about I thought all modern cars were fitted with a cat! Take it to a good garage, they should be able to de-cat it for you!

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Good one...

PNL said:

Went out to my car about a half hour ago and lifted the bonnet just to have a mootch around [as one does] and OH MY GOD there was a kitten pushing his way down towards to bottom of the engine and I wasnt quick enough or quick thinking enough to grab him my car has an undertray and I cant hear anything in there so short of taking down the tray and looking I dont know what to do :bang:

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There lies your problem