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How do you oil a Fiat?
Drive over an Italian.
What does Fiat stand for?
Fix it again Toni.
How do you oil a Fiat?
Drive over an Italian.
What does Fiat stand for?
Fix it again Toni.
Fiat Jokes
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1 joke a bit iffy second is as old as the hills. and jokes go in the lesiure lounge please.
FIAT jokes are FIAT related though
so surely it doesn't matter that it is posted in the FIAT section.
Nice jokes btw
I've also head Fart In A Tin and Ferrari In Affordable Trim
so surely it doesn't matter that it is posted in the FIAT section.Nice jokes btw
I've also head Fart In A Tin and Ferrari In Affordable Trim
Fix it again tomorrow is the most common one isnt it?
Fast If Abarth Tuned
Nice one. Very rare though. Nowdays that just means there is a higher percentage of alloy compunds and Polyurethane on the car.
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What's the difference between a Fiat and tickets for an Oasis concert?
You can shift an Oasis ticket...
Why are Fiat drivers like Corned Beef?
They both come in tin cans.
What's the difference between a Fiat and a tampon?
The tampon comes with a tow rope.
What did the Skoda say to the Fiat?
Who's the butt of the jokes now...
You can shift an Oasis ticket...
Why are Fiat drivers like Corned Beef?
They both come in tin cans.
What's the difference between a Fiat and a tampon?
The tampon comes with a tow rope.
What did the Skoda say to the Fiat?
Who's the butt of the jokes now...
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Heres a few good ones for ya
How do you get spares for your Fiat?
Follow another one around, soumthings bound to fall off
Whats the differrence between your Fiat and your ex girl/boyfriend?
You can close the door on your ex
Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device?
They made the badge BIGGER
What is printed on the last page of a Fiat service manual?
Bus and Train timetables
How will your Fiat do 60 mph?
Push it off a cliff
How will your Fiat do 70 miles per hour?
Drop it down a mineshaft
How do you make a Fiat faster?
Tell the tow truck driver to put his foot down
What do you call a Fiat parked on a steep incline?
A miracle
What do you call 2 Fiats parked on a steep incline?
Science fiction
How do you get spares for your Fiat?
Follow another one around, soumthings bound to fall off
Whats the differrence between your Fiat and your ex girl/boyfriend?
You can close the door on your ex
Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device?
They made the badge BIGGER
What is printed on the last page of a Fiat service manual?
Bus and Train timetables
How will your Fiat do 60 mph?
Push it off a cliff
How will your Fiat do 70 miles per hour?
Drop it down a mineshaft
How do you make a Fiat faster?
Tell the tow truck driver to put his foot down
What do you call a Fiat parked on a steep incline?
A miracle
What do you call 2 Fiats parked on a steep incline?
Science fiction
A 7 year old thread resurrection!
That's gotta be the oldest resurrection in quite some time
At least the search function works
That's gotta be the oldest resurrection in quite some time
At least the search function works
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That incline one is so true especially with the Cinq's and Sei's.
never had issues parking my cinq on stupidly steep inclines...
kudos for resurrection and some funny stuff
kudos for resurrection and some funny stuff
you carry a brick around with you?
haha, I actually laughed at these
They were quite funny actually and some I'd neve heard of. Mind you, talking of handbrakes, you haven't lived until you've parked a Mk1 Uno on a hill, like I did. If anyone knows Middle Hillgate in Stockport then you can imagine what that could have been like.
Fortunately my girlfriend of the time, who couldn't drive, was in the car at the time and managed to lean over and press the brake. 15 minutes later I came back to find her sweating profusely with an aching leg.
Fortunately my girlfriend of the time, who couldn't drive, was in the car at the time and managed to lean over and press the brake. 15 minutes later I came back to find her sweating profusely with an aching leg.
Feckin Italians Assembled This!
Pretty unfair to the new FIATs made in Poland.
Still apply to the GP though.
Still apply to the GP though.
I could've sworn that those are recycled skoda jokes!
