From:Savimbi Family Investment Business Proposal.

ATT: Director/C.E.O

I know this proposal will come to you with big surprise to you and the family. I am john Savimbi, the first son of Mr. Savimbi, the director general of gold company in Angola.

Before the recent problem started in Angola, my father told me to move to south Africa to enable him made a good plan for me before the rebel will capture him, as I got to south Africa, he sent (5 Five) containers of Gold to me in south Africa and he told me that he knew he was going to die.

He stated to me that each container of Gold worth US $1.6million dollars. Then I handed all the container of Gold to the Security Company in South Africa. (Stallion security) as a refugee began to think what and how to remove these containers out of the Security Company, hence is accumulating a bill or demurrage. With all these, I decided to seek for your assistance from FOREIGN COUNTRY.

If you are willing to help. In each of this container worth 1.6million USD I will offer you 15% worth of each container of gold as soon as we get them out from the security company into your name.

Every expense you make will be refunded back to you after all is done. Feel free and relax to ask me any question.

Waiting to hear from you as soon as possible

Usual junk by email!

You not running any spam filters, btw?

Stu

Ha! what do you mean junk, you guys wont be laughing soon... i've only had to invest £50,000 and I'm guranteed a $45,000,000 return!

I'm still deciding how I'm going to spend it

I do run my spam filters but every now and then I get an offer like that one creep into my normal email! Anyone know how to get rid of those too? They make me laugh!

ben said:

Ha! what do you mean junk, you guys wont be laughing soon... i've only had to invest £50,000 and I'm guranteed a $45,000,000 return!

I'm still deciding how I'm going to spend it

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How about a nice Japanese island?

ben said:

Ha! what do you mean junk, you guys wont be laughing soon... i've only had to invest £50,000 and I'm guranteed a $45,000,000 return!

I'm still deciding how I'm going to spend it

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cool you wont be needing anymore donations then

Personally, I'm benefitting from 50 erection tablets for $10

Sie always has to lower the tone

charlottet- the only way of getting rid of those too is to probably set your email to recieving mail from people on your contact list. But that can get really annoying when a mate changes their email addy

black_cinq said:

Sie always has to lower the tone

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well it's either that or cream. the tablets were better value for money

surfin_fella said:

well it's either that or cream. the tablets were better value for money

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Stop right there

The one i got sounded a bit more genuine . I´ll see if i can find them and i´ll post them up lol

Stuart DemonD said:

How about a nice Japanese island?

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Now we're talking

Would the Japanese island be open to ff holidays

black_cinq said:

Would the Japanese island be open to ff holidays

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Hey, we could always pop over and see Clayton in China

Road trip

black_cinq said:

Would the Japanese island be open to ff holidays

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Possibly, I'd have to vet you all first, make sure you wouldn't lower the tone and all...

Looks like Sie wont be going then

surfin_fella said:

Personally, I'm benefitting from 50 erection tablets for $10

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ROFL Brilliant! Nearly fell off my chair!

ben said:

Possibly, I'd have to vet you all first, make sure you wouldn't lower the tone and all...

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A few words come to mind, pot......kettle......black...

Ah, maybe you are right, you gotta watch that Sie, you know

Btw, I prefer the cream, more sensual

I thought we'd finished on the subject of cream and Sies erection tablets

I'd rather not know everyones preferances