one of them 3 video ones, its full of pickeys at a bbq, i read all the txt on it found out the owner was called leane, it had t numbers in address book one was land line, i phoned it up said is that leanes mum, lady say yes i say i found her phone give me address and i will post it, she askes where it was i say colchester mum sounded shocked, they live in pitsea which is quite a long way away.

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smooth binki, digging binki, waiting for headrub binki, running binki,

wow - dirty dave - you are honest - lucky girl. you sure you couldnt use a new phone

I have a bling* bling* shiny blue thing

Nice one Dave, good man

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no poor kid i couldn't keep her phone, life must be bad enough for her living in pitsea, its near benfleet, youll see what i mean when you get there.

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aww dirty dave - are you putting me off coming down[V]

I have a bling* bling* shiny blue thing

Most wouldn't do what you have done Dave, you have redeemed yourself over the "I would steal the digital camera" episode lol.

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you will be ok just remember if anyone cuts you up on the road don't sound your horn or flash your lights, that means you want a fight around there

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I'd be dead in a week!

EDIT: hour!

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dirty dave - can i hire you to look after me then[V][)]

I have a bling* bling* shiny blue thing

Go Dave

duno i not cheep,

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Binky is though

So Am i though, £5 an hour just to get me out of my STUPID f**kING JOB, i even have the perfect sunglasses and an overactive desire to be a bodyguard/policeman/spy etc. [8D][8D][8D]

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Paul did u get a hairnet

wont you do a special discount for special sammi[)] C'mon dirty dave i need protection

I have a bling* bling* shiny blue thing

paul did you get your nivea stuff yet[?]

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smooth binki, digging binki, waiting for headrub binki, running binki,

Not even a hair net (although your hairnet addiction is noted )

I have lost all feeling in my big toe and considering going to NHS direct, I am sure there's something up with it...stupid steel toe caps!

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Me? a hair net addiction.. never

Originally posted by sammiboo
wont you do a special discount for special sammi[)] C'mon dirty dave i need protection

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but whose gona protect me from you you scarey

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Originally posted by dave

Originally posted by sammiboo
wont you do a special discount for special sammi[)] C'mon dirty dave i need protection

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but whose gona protect me from you you scarey

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You should see her at 2am

New Fiat Ulysse 2.2JTD Eleganza, in silver, with options

i am not scarey[V] grrrrrrrrrr[}]

I have a bling* bling* shiny blue thing