What's made you smile today?

[wrightyy]

I phoned the gym earlier and asked if they could teach me how to do the splits He said: "How flexible are you?" I said: "I can't make Tuesdays"
;-)

 

[PuntoHowTo]

Possibly the main candidate for funniest story of the year

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/poli...y-donkey-tried-to-rape-his-horse-9940633.html

Is it me or are all ukip members complete wastes of oxygen and space

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

The pathetic Troll on Kia FB Page in a comment on the Soul EV post :tosser:

 

[scout]

The pathetic Troll on Kia FB Page in a comment on the Soul EV post :tosser:

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I take it your talking about the troll who blanked his name out, yep totally agree with you

 

[ChrisUK]

Possibly the main candidate for funniest story of the year

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/poli...y-donkey-tried-to-rape-his-horse-9940633.html

Is it me or are all ukip members complete wastes of oxygen and space

That's just politicians in general, spineless gutless fantasists.

 

[Liquid Knight]

Laugh hysterically more like.

 

[Focus Owner]

[ame]http://youtu.be/HnJfNa0IDaw?t=4m8s[/ame]


because engines love been on the tilt

 

[arseofbox]

Spanners outed on the cinq for the first time in 6 years.

 

[Liquid Knight]

-7'C at work tonight. Positively homely.

 

[dave]

http://www.neuticles.com/

 

[puntofan01]

Seeing a Grande Punto the same rare model as mine in my local town.

 

[varesecrazy]

http://www.neuticles.com/

I'll have a pair like the person in the pic thanks

 

[varesecrazy]

Seeing a Grande Punto the same rare model as mine in my local town.

what / where..??,
Charlie - Oxford

 

[puntofan01]

Eleganza in sudbury.

 

[puntofan01]

Leaving a BMW X5 w4nker wagon for dead on a fast, twisty road, lol!!

 

[Gavv8]

Starting work at 7am and walking back out of the gate at 11.45am... home by 12.30pm Happy new year everyone..

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

Leaving a BMW X5 w4nker wagon for dead on a fast, twisty road, lol!!

Reminds me of when I came across one when I had a kia Santa Fe courtesy car. Country road detour due to an accident and he sat in the middle of the road refusing to go up the verge to let on coming traffic past with me behind him.

Sod this I said to myself and drove up the verge around him and about 6 on coming cars. He didn't look impressed.

 

[puntofan01]

Lol! It makes me laugh whenever I have a needlessly huge car behind me: in the 30 and 40mph speed limits, they try to fit their w4nker wagons into the boot of my Fiat, yet when it gets to a fast and twisty road, they back right off, lol!

 

[Liquid Knight]

Angerfist "the Deadfaced Dimension" arrived in the post today.

I wonder if the stereo from my Fantasia will fit in the GTV? :devil:

 

[dave]

Angerfist "the Deadfaced Dimension" arrived in the post today.

i have no idea what this is, sounds like gay porn title