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What's made you not grumpy but not smile either today?

Floods. Norfolk.
This area is normally dry, and had only a couple of large puddles in two days ago. Now there ,must be 150,000 gallons of water here some 15 feet deep.
Only the second time in 35 years I have seen this with water in. Normally its just a very big hole.
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Getting home no longer easy. This is the better way in from the North.
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Don't worry, in a few months time, if it is like down here the local water authority will impose a hose pipe ban for lack of water in the reservoirs, claiming 30% water loss at customers properties accounting for the reason, conveniently forgetting that means 70% loss by them inspite of ours being one of the highest water billing areas in the country and on building their last reservoir claimed water users in the South West would never experience a water shortage again!!!:mad:
 
Maybe we should sue them for failing top control 'their' water which is causing us problems? They cant have it both ways. Surely we pay to have the water and sewerage taken away not allowed to run back.. It should be like solar electricity which gives a credit when the meter runs backwards
 
On this day 6 years ago...

Someone knocked the mirror off my 6 month old car..cheers Google photos happy memories.

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Reminds my of a joke in an old Readers Digest (not mine) it said "Several people have seen me hit your car and think this note under your wiper is my contact details, but it isn't!!!":(
 
Reminds my of a joke in an old Readers Digest (not mine) it said "Several people have seen me hit your car and think this note under your wiper is my contact details, but it isn't!!!":(

Think I've seen a slightly longer version in Max Power of all places where the note ended "at least if you can afford a new car you can afford to fix it".

I will neither confirm or deny being a "reader" of Max Power...
 
Looked out the window whilst still dark. A car down the road appeared to be dimly lit from inside. Could have been light from their front window.
An hour later, bonnet is up, and a neighbour is there with jump leads. Gotta watch small kids in the back with interior lights within reach.

Reminds me of many years ago, a colleague reported that he'd had to go sort his mother-in-law's Metro as it had a flat battery. As soon as he conected jump leads, the interior light came on. The interior light was above the interior mirror, yet had been left on for a few days of short trips. How can anyone not notice the light on every time they check the mirror? So that didn't get checked much then. And we have to share the road with these people.
 
Looked out the window whilst still dark. A car down the road appeared to be dimly lit from inside. Could have been light from their front window.
An hour later, bonnet is up, and a neighbour is there with jump leads. Gotta watch small kids in the back with interior lights within reach.

Reminds me of many years ago, a colleague reported that he'd had to go sort his mother-in-law's Metro as it had a flat battery. As soon as he conected jump leads, the interior light came on. The interior light was above the interior mirror, yet had been left on for a few days of short trips. How can anyone not notice the light on every time they check the mirror? So that didn't get checked much then. And we have to share the road with these people.
We used to get it in the old days with valve radios as they used more power than modern ones so could easily kill a battery overnight.
The other thing is when they try and start their cars with all the drains on-wipers-lights-fan-heated screens etc.
That and the heavily flooded carbs, you got to the car smelt the petrol pushed in the choke , floored the throttle and hey presto car would start!
Of course then they would argue about the call out fee.;)
 
Bedroom telly broke.
Rarely used, so apparently it is objecting to its neglect. It wins.
It has been around a while, it is a 2007, 14" portable, with integrated VHS, so has done quite well. When bought, it was a good alarm clock. Set to come on with BBC Breakfast, so irritatiing, it made us get out of bed.

I've struggled with the dilemma, replace, or not, but, this is an excuse to upgrade the one downstairs. Current lounge telly is 32", fine for the room, but partner is now not seeing well. A larger screen will help her. So decided on a 43", and the 'little' one can move upstairs.

Whilst staring at so many in Currys, noticed a significant difference in viewing angles. There are quite a few cheaper ones, from previously unknown Chinese companies, that go dull almost immediately you move away from directly ahead. So unless only two people sit close together, directly in front if them, others will see a poor picture. Spend 50% more, and see from a significantly wider angle. Demonstrates why online shopping for some stuff may not be the best option.
Will have to take the Doblo to collect, I don't think I could get it in the Panda, or the Fabia. Reminds me of when I bought a 24" CRT telly in 1988. Was driving a Morris Marina then, a normal saloon, no hatchback. Had to unbox the telly to get it onto the back seat. Boot aperture too small, and rear door aperture nearly too small. Box too big even for the front passenger seat. Many years later, next telly only just fitted into the back of a classic Panda. Do people have to hire vans to get those silly enormous screens?

There's a formula for determining correct size of screen for the room, based on distance you sit from it. Larger by more than a small amount will cause your eyes to have to keep sweeping the screen, causing fatigue, and missed details. Like sitting in the front row of the cinema.
 
Looked out the window whilst still dark. A car down the road appeared to be dimly lit from inside. Could have been light from their front window.
An hour later, bonnet is up, and a neighbour is there with jump leads. Gotta watch small kids in the back with interior lights within reach.

Reminds me of many years ago, a colleague reported that he'd had to go sort his mother-in-law's Metro as it had a flat battery. As soon as he conected jump leads, the interior light came on. The interior light was above the interior mirror, yet had been left on for a few days of short trips. How can anyone not notice the light on every time they check the mirror? So that didn't get checked much then. And we have to share the road with these people.
Modern cars shouldn’t let you do this anymore, even my old 2004 Punto would turn off the interior light after a set period and therefore save the battery, I dare say your panda does the same.
 
Modern cars shouldn’t let you do this anymore, even my old 2004 Punto would turn off the interior light after a set period and therefore save the battery, I dare say your panda does the same.
Yep, Panda does turn them off, as of course do the Fabia and Doblo.
Car down the road is a 2015 Kia, so I would have expected it to turn them off.
 
Been chasing a noise for months at this point..

Not a terrible you need to stop emergency! Noise but a noise that went up and down with speed front right. Sort of noise that won't let your brain settle on a motorway.

Back in maybe November or possibly October while looking for issues I discovered drivers side CV boot was open at one end. After some ridiculousness with the wheel key having for some reason been put in the first aid kit...it got fixed December.

The noise continued, so my initial assumption was it was related and that the CV had run dry for too long. It's done about 1500 miles since being fixed and it's slowly getting worse but in terms of driving nothing is awry.

My assumption being the CV was paggered I thought I'd look in to replacement. It's not available separately..so it's a new drive shaft job. New drive shafts are not available from Citroën they only supply reman...this looks like it gonna be fun.

However ditched it into my indy for a second time after getting them to do the boot. In their considered opinion it's drivers side wheel bearing...and always has been and the CV was just coincidence.

To be fair it's classic wheel bearing noise..but with joint having run dry I figured it was deeply unlikely to be 2 unrelated problems on the same corner of the car and didn't have time to fanny about with it.

Either way hopefully fixed next week after driving me mildly insane since October.
 
To be fair it's classic wheel bearing noise..but with joint having run dry I figured it was deeply unlikely to be 2 unrelated problems on the same corner of the car and didn't have time to fanny about with it.

Sounds a bit like my citroen, it's started to drone a bit from the front. Can decide on bearings or CV. It did pass it's mot at the end of december, so bearings cant be that bad.
 
It was less classic wheel bearing noise 4 months ago. Over the winter it's definitely got louder and has the distinctive Doppler effect sound underlayed with a humming noise and is speed dependant with no change in tone depending on engine revs or gear.

Although it is making noise it would probably pass an MOT as it's got very little play in it, no vibration at speed either.

If anything I'm just hopeful it's definitely that as it's kinda ruining the car as I'm terrible at ignoring noises..and it's been going on for far too long and I've not had a huge amount of free time so getting it into garages over Christmas has been a challenge.
 
It started like that but this point it's constant now...after probably 6 months or so going from "hmm what's that? Probably nothing" through "okay I'm definitely hearing something let's go under and look" to "ok, the CV boot is fixed and it's still doing it and it needs to go back again but it's the run up to Christmas".

Starts at 25mph or so and just gets louder...70 mph is very much turn the stereo up territory.
 
Holy sh!t, it's cold in NE Illannoy today. It was -13F/-25C when I rolled out of bed. Windchill was -37F/-39C. Buster dogs' morning pee was really quick. Wool is the fabric of choice for indoors today. Screw going outside unless I absolutely must.
 
Holy sh!t, it's cold in NE Illannoy today. It was -13F/-25C when I rolled out of bed. Windchill was -37F/-39C. Buster dogs' morning pee was really quick. Wool is the fabric of choice for indoors today. Screw going outside unless I absolutely must.
Looking forward to the global warming we've been promised. Get that DeSoto out and contribute some greenhouses gases.
 
Lucky for the world that the DeSoto isn't allowed on the road from November to March. I wouldn't take it out with all the salt on the roads anyway. The Ural will have to do.
 
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