I was supposed to be clearing out my shed today so I can get my Fantasia inside and the restoration can begin. Instead I've had to replace the front garden fence again due to a drunk driver crashing through it last night.
:bang:
On the topic of rolling coal I was behind a "Scene'd" VW Golf last night and it must have had an EGR bypass and straight through exhaust as it sounded like a cement mixer in a caravan and smoked so much I put my fog lights on to make a point. Oh, and it had a stupid waste gate that sounded like someone had slapped a Telly Tubby in the face. All together it sounded like Donald Duck snoring through a set of knackered headphones.
Quwa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-ack! Whoooooooooo!
Quwa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-ack! Whoooooooooo!
Complete crap box. The rear of the car was so mucky you couldn't tell if the lights were on or not let alone try to read the number plate. Crawling along the fifty and sixty zones and speeding though the thirty zones. There was a short section of dual carriageway ahead of the thirty zone and I managed to make up the gap left behind by the VW speeding through the thirty. Indicated and moved over to the right lane. Just as I was close enough to do a PIT maneuver the VW swings two wheels over the centre line.
I dropped a gear and got past. Slowed for the sixty section and guess what? I had a VW Golf sat on my back bumper.
The next section was a forty zone and sure enough I made sure my brake lights were working a few times and absolutely sure my windscreen was clear. Probably the only time the VW gets a wash as the front was as bad as the back. No wonder it crawled through the sixty zones the headlights were covered in crap I doubt the owner could see where he/she/other was going.
The next national speed limit section I got up to sixty and kept it there through the bends. The VW was about half a mile behind me by the time I was in the next thirty zone.
A few minutes later I was nearly rammed in the back by the same VW Golf doing about fifty in the thirty zone to have caught me up in that distance.
Video sent to the Police along with details of the driver and number plate that was only just readable as I overtook.
(No this isn't a dig at the Dub Scene just happens to be an individual with a poorly modified VW who happens to also have an IQ lower than his suspension).