What's made you grumpy today?

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What's made you grumpy today?

If VW buys Fiat then I'm off to the Asians or the French!!! The French come close with their styling and the Asians might be a bit more boring but they'll last!

If they become just another clone, like the current four VAG stuff, they will lose their emotion. Difficult to see how they'd sit in the VAG range - another step in the ladder somewhere? Unless they positioned them as the bargain basement, below Skoda?
If they kept the design in Italy, might be OK.

French cars seem to be a bit strange mechanically occasionally, as if they look at the way something is done everywhere else, then do it differently just because they can. Can make working on them a bit frustrating. Have a tendency to fragile electrics, more so than Fiat, and earlier in their life.

Asian stuff will be like a washing machine, clean clinical, does the job.

Still, when we all go electric, none of this will matter anyway, as the fun will have gone anyway.
 
If they become just another clone, like the current four VAG stuff, they will lose their emotion. Difficult to see how they'd sit in the VAG range - another step in the ladder somewhere? Unless they positioned them as the bargain basement, below Skoda?
If they kept the design in Italy, might be OK.

French cars seem to be a bit strange mechanically occasionally, as if they look at the way something is done everywhere else, then do it differently just because they can. Can make working on them a bit frustrating. Have a tendency to fragile electrics, more so than Fiat, and earlier in their life.

Asian stuff will be like a washing machine, clean clinical, does the job.

Still, when we all go electric, none of this will matter anyway, as the fun will have gone anyway.
... and drive itself... Then I'll have to spend the time modding my coffee machine (and descaling it on a Sunday).
 
As time goes on its getting harder and harder to find a car that does the basics right anyway. A well set up car is nice to drive at any speed but as time goes on they seem to be getting fewer and further between.

While the mechanics of driving remain the same it seems the calibration of the controls is getting on for a lost art. Steering with feel? Brakes that aren't on/off? Linear throttle response? A smooth shifting short throw gearbox and a good clutch? Try and find a modern car with all those things.

I know I whinge about it a lot and in October it goes back (Yay!) but a soulless box like the derv Citroen we've got would be better electric. Obviously it appeals to some people, as my wife likes it but she likes it because it's purple...which an electric car could be..
 
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Suzuki ftw lol... im not biased honestly lol. But really, love my suzuki, only bad thing i have to say about them is the parts can be pricey for my car but then ots not a very common car and alot of bits have to be ordered specifically and availability of non genuine parts is not great. But thats probably not true of the more normal cars like swifts.
Wouldnt go so far as to say ive gone jap and not coming back but am super happy with my suzuki and would buy another without even thinking about it.
 
Suzuki ftw lol... im not biased honestly lol. But really, love my suzuki, only bad thing i have to say about them is the parts can be pricey for my car but then ots not a very common car and alot of bits have to be ordered specifically and availability of non genuine parts is not great. But thats probably not true of the more normal cars like swifts.
Wouldnt go so far as to say ive gone jap and not coming back but am super happy with my suzuki and would buy another without even thinking about it.


Having done both Suzuki and Mazda I would say similar, copy parts availability is patchy, genuine parts are made of solid gold and/or unobtainium. However it's rare anything breaks so swings and roundabouts. If my exhaust ever rots for example going custom full stainless is the cheap option as no one makes a copy part but given the factory exhaust is also stainless steel it will probably be about 10 years old at least before it needs any work.

I still like some of the cars Fiat make but until they have competitive range with a full range of engines it's unlikely I'll be back.
 
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I was tempted by the Ignis but it was new and too expensive - Suzuki aren't great with discounts - I got a pre-registered Panda in the end - managed to find a TA lounge with the Climate pack. I'm glad I did. Might look at the Ignis when we replace our other car, though.
 
I might be well behind the times here but my brother, who lives in the USA, told me of a car craze amongst pick up drivers, particularly in the South called "rolling coal". It's where they modify their trucks to chuck out as much black smoke as possible. It's seems to be a very American f--k you thing to do and I think is possible the most obnoxious thing I have seen done with a car.

He sent me a video and it wound me up well beyond anything should do really!
 
I might be well behind the times here but my brother, who lives in the USA, told me of a car craze amongst pick up drivers, particularly in the South called "rolling coal". It's where they modify their trucks to chuck out as much black smoke as possible. It's seems to be a very American f--k you thing to do and I think is possible the most obnoxious thing I have seen done with a car.

He sent me a video and it wound me up well beyond anything should do really!

First saw this a few years ago, most infuriating, irresponsible thing to come out of America ... excluding, ye know, Trump
 
Have to attend a pensions briefing next week. Now it's the usual pensions story more pensioners, no returns on investments so the people who are actually paying into the scheme need to prop up the retirees who paid less when when they working to get the benefits they were promised so naturally my benefits need to be cut and my contributions increased to support people who aren't paying mortgages and probably have a buy to let house or two but that's the same old **** that's going on everywhere. I'll continue to pay in to a workplace pension and possibly get a private one in a few years in the hope when I finally retire in 30 years + ten years after my dad did that I'll have a pot to **** in.

What's actually making me grumpy is that I've actually been with the company long enough to be involved in a scheme that's not open to new starters...makes me feel like I'm now one of those people who used to whinge about shares and defined benefits pensions when I first started..I feel old lol!
 
I was supposed to be clearing out my shed today so I can get my Fantasia inside and the restoration can begin. Instead I've had to replace the front garden fence again due to a drunk driver crashing through it last night.

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On the topic of rolling coal I was behind a "Scene'd" VW Golf last night and it must have had an EGR bypass and straight through exhaust as it sounded like a cement mixer in a caravan and smoked so much I put my fog lights on to make a point. Oh, and it had a stupid waste gate that sounded like someone had slapped a Telly Tubby in the face. All together it sounded like Donald Duck snoring through a set of knackered headphones.

Quwa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-ack! Whoooooooooo!
Quwa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-ack! Whoooooooooo!

Complete crap box. The rear of the car was so mucky you couldn't tell if the lights were on or not let alone try to read the number plate. Crawling along the fifty and sixty zones and speeding though the thirty zones. There was a short section of dual carriageway ahead of the thirty zone and I managed to make up the gap left behind by the VW speeding through the thirty. Indicated and moved over to the right lane. Just as I was close enough to do a PIT maneuver the VW swings two wheels over the centre line.
I dropped a gear and got past. Slowed for the sixty section and guess what? I had a VW Golf sat on my back bumper. (n)

The next section was a forty zone and sure enough I made sure my brake lights were working a few times and absolutely sure my windscreen was clear. Probably the only time the VW gets a wash as the front was as bad as the back. No wonder it crawled through the sixty zones the headlights were covered in crap I doubt the owner could see where he/she/other was going.

The next national speed limit section I got up to sixty and kept it there through the bends. The VW was about half a mile behind me by the time I was in the next thirty zone.
A few minutes later I was nearly rammed in the back by the same VW Golf doing about fifty in the thirty zone to have caught me up in that distance.

Video sent to the Police along with details of the driver and number plate that was only just readable as I overtook.

(No this isn't a dig at the Dub Scene just happens to be an individual with a poorly modified VW who happens to also have an IQ lower than his suspension).
 
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Now now they'll only just get annoyed and retaliate...

But yes it's amazing how hard people find it to hold a single speed at any point (never mind on a motorway). Up here we have a few hilly dual carriageways and it's always amusing to be passed like you're standing still while on cruise by a supermini then reach the next hill and pass them in the same way as they have no hope of maintaining that speed.

Then again people also love to use their brakes on the motorway. When I did my driving test and pass plus I was taught you adjust your speed on the motorway with the throttle, brakes are for when something out of the ordinary happens, you are changing speed or you need to stop. So those people who brake for as far as I can tell, signs, lampposts, road markings, downhills, uphills, clouds, leaves, if their phone rings absolutely do my head in...especially as they are the ones who go 65-80-55-75...just pick a speed and leave the brake pedal alone unless you actually need it!
If you known the M60 near Stockport, the stretch between J24 and J26 has a double right hand bend and following a number of fatalities a few years ago the Highways Agency decided to put a mandatory 50 mph limit on the stretch leading up to, through and out the other side of the bend. Before then I'd, on plenty of occasions, driven 44 tonne HGVs through the area at 56 mph and 7.5 tonners at 70 without issue.

However, even people in good handling cars such as Focus and BMWs managed to wobble round them moving from the middle of the lane, onto the lines to the left, out to the lines on the right and back (eventually) to the middle. Drivers, and I use the term advisedly, struggled to see through the bend and judge their steering inputs into, through and out the other side again.

Since the 50 limit there has been another problem. The approach to this area is dead straight for about 3 miles, yet, day or night (it's very well lit) the presence of 7' high and 3' wide reflective yellow signs seems to go unnoticed. Until, that is, about 25 yards before the limit applies.

I can approach at 70, come off the gas and let the engine braking slow me down to exactly 50 within a few yards of the signs. Others however, stamp on the brakes, bringing their speed down from 80-90 to about 45 mph, where they then get in the way and slow everyone down who has seen the signs and are now in lane 1 travelling at the limit.

I was on my way to work at around 05:15 on a sunny June morning when I found the traffic being diverted off the motorway, then back on at the next entry slip-road. It seems that a car went out of control and hit the central barrier on the bend I mentioned above. The driver of another car went to their aid and, while standing in lane 3 discussing how lucky the occupants were, a third car came along and struck the first car, killing, if memory serves me correctly, two of those standing in the road.

At the time, I couldn't understand how that had happened, but after seeing how few drivers see the new speed limit signs in time, I now understand a little more about it.

I've always known how drivers' attention is often not where it should be; I was an instructor on the first Driver Improvement Scheme in Greater Manchester, but this kind of inattention takes driving skills to a new nadir.

Sadly, most drivers don't seem to know how to join a motorway, drive along it, change lanes or leave it. Drivers on all kinds of roads don't seem to be anticipate anything at all. Their driving is almost exclusively about reactions but almost never responses.

Perhaps they're blinded by the presence of ABS, ASR, SRS and all the other acronyms that fill car catalogues nowadays.

As an aside, drivers only use their brakes when they need to slow down, often due to a lack of forward planning, however, most also forget that brake lights are visual signals just as much as direction indicators and the headlight flasher.

Ah, I might have just opened another can of worms with that last one.
 
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There's an "Ignore list".

So if anyone has any problem with any member just go into your User CP, Settings and Options, Edit Ignore list, type the name until it comes up on screen, add to the list and save changes.

You can see things have been posted but not the content.

I guess this is the last time many of you will hear from me. :devil:

Personally I think it should be the other way around (could well be I have no way of knowing) and there should be a "Block list" so you can stop people seeing your posts, adding to your topics and accessing your profile.

Back on topic. What has made me grumpy today is three washing machine failures in one day! :bang:

My sisters packed in this morning so I had to get a replacement, chuck it in the back of the Bravo and install it.

My friends broke down because she overloaded it. I unplugged opened the pump housing to drain the water and manually override the door clasp.

Mum and Dads dumped water everywhere because someone had left a wet wipe in a pocket and it blocked the outlet pipe.

So I'm covered in grey sludge and stink of Lenor and socks. Bleaugh!

Glad I brighten your day.

I can look back and see no vw bashing until I stood up for volkswagen so it certainly works both ways, and fiat are not completely terrible otherwise I wouldn't have owned so many of them*.


*the grande is completely terrible
So I suffered a near catastrophic upper body injury (alright, it was a sprained shoulder/tendon/ligament thingy) and log onto find a bit of a spat going on. This has happened on here before with various people.

Both of you (Andy and Liquid Knight) have been on here for quite a long time and, personally, I think the forum would be a lesser place without you. However, while differences of opinion are what make a forum all the more interesting (it would be a tedious place if everybody just agreed with each other) there's no need for things to get out of hand.

I'm not a great fan of VAG products, or German cars in general, and prefer Italian cars, but for the most part I can't think of a logical reason why. My reasons for owning a 2002 Alfa 156 and a 2011 Giulietta MA are purely emotional. Each to their own.

We went out tonight in the Giulietta to take my parents for a Mother's Day meal, can't do it at the weekend, and I felt sure a BMW 1-Series wouldn't have a baulky 1st gear and that a Golf would ride better, but....I still wouldn't choose either of the Germans, despite the logic.

If either of you gentlemen decide you can no longer carry on with FF, then I for one will be sorry to lose you. But, if neither of you can resist rising to the bait of the other then perhaps it's either time to ignore the other, adopt a more mature attitude or find another forum.

Hopefully, we'll be seeing more of both of you on here.

Feel free to discuss this with me further by PM.
 
Coming into the garage with my 11month young Doblo to install a boost gauge...
"Isabelle, do you know your windshield is cracked?"
- Uh, NO!?
Yeah, after already having replaced the intercooler, already having paint damage on the bonnet and having a few pits in both headlights, I recently acquired a 'nice' cross cracked in the black part on the bottom of the windshield!!!

After spending a few costly hours at the Fiat specialist to get the boost gauge installed, I contacted my insurance:
Unless I want to pay over half the price out of my own pocket, I have to go to the glass shop my insurance company recommends instead of my Fiat specialist!!!
I've heard horror stories before about leaks, rust, obvious misalignments that are claimed to be tolerable, so this situation really stresses me out...

!!!UGH!!!

I did convince the glass company to claim my original windshield "has a tinted sun strip" so I'll get a new one with a sun strip, and they'll black out the window that shows the ugly white chassis number sticker before installing it as well.
The new windshield will be a free upgrade over the original, but only IF it gets installed correctly...

The appointment is made, I will inspect the window frame for unprotected metal before the installation and watch the replacement process to hopefully reduce my paranoia.

My full coverage insurance premium for the past 11 months is pretty much the same as the money I would have spent paying for the covered damages, but I would have preferred my Doblo to stay 100% mint and with the parts she came with from the factory... :-(
 
Bit of an up and down day today.

Up - Sold the Lexus LS400 and bought a Fiat Idea 1368cc SuperFIRE.

Down - I have no idea who's idea the Idea was but it's not enough engine for the car. It felt cumbersome and lethalgic and nothing like a Jack Russel chasing a tennis ball joy you should get from little Fiat.

Up - My sister liked the colour so I don't even need to wash it before moving it on. Zero profit but happy families eh?

Down - My insurers want to write off my Bravo because of the cracked windscreen. It's no longer a stock item and will cost more than the agreed value to either get one from overseas or made.

Up - I can still do the track day Friday in the Bravo as it's basically run what you brung.

But big non-Fiat news. My RX8 sailed through the MOT yesterday and I have been offered one of my all time dream cars (a Volvo 480 Turbo) as a straight swap for it by a chap who I overtook on the way home. :)

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I car I really like or a car I have wanted since I was a child (was? Ha!)?

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The Beard

Thank you for the sentiment and thank you everyone for putting up with me and my; let's say "character".

I won't be going anywhere as I have a Panda Fantasia to restore and want to have a crack at the Fiat Powered Panda land speed record in the next couple of years.
 
Bit of an up and down day today.

Up - Sold the Lexus LS400 and bought a Fiat Idea 1368cc SuperFIRE.

Down - I have no idea who's idea the Idea was but it's not enough engine for the car. It felt cumbersome and lethalgic and nothing like a Jack Russel chasing a tennis ball joy you should get from little Fiat.

Up - My sister liked the colour so I don't even need to wash it before moving it on. Zero profit but happy families eh?

Down - My insurers want to write off my Bravo because of the cracked windscreen. It's no longer a stock item and will cost more than the agreed value to either get one from overseas or made.

Up - I can still do the track day Friday in the Bravo as it's basically run what you brung.

But big non-Fiat news. My RX8 sailed through the MOT yesterday and I have been offered one of my all time dream cars (a Volvo 480 Turbo) as a straight swap for it by a chap who I overtook on the way home. :)

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I car I really like or a car I have wanted since I was a child (was? Ha!)?

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So many comings and goings I've lost track! So what do you currently have in your garage at present?
 
What made me grumpy? Went to go to work and found out that it was my turn to drive the Skoda and the other half had my trusty steed... I'm going out now to make sure my car is on the outside so I can have it back tomorrow!
 
So many comings and goings I've lost track! So what do you currently have in your garage at present?

I don't have a garage. I want to put a roller door on my big shed so I can get my Panda in there.

Panda Fantasia - waiting restoration.
Bravo HLX - Probably the best all round car I have ever owned and performs all tasks I throw at it with ease. Looking forward to chucking the old girl round Blyton Park Friday.
My RX8 - 192 if anyone asks but closer to 280 potentially replaced with a white edition Volvo 480 Turbo.
Fiat Idea - Bought for £400 to tidy up and sell on. Meh.
Skoda Fabia 1.4mpi Estate - My sisters car I'll now have to shift as she's having the Idea.
Lexus LS400 - Sold today but bought so I could drop the 1UZ-FE into my RX8 if it failed the MOT due to emissions or went pop. ;)

About another ten cars and two bikes in the last twelve months. I don't buy and sell for profit. I'm indecisive and sell when I get bored (usually for a loss).
 
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