Quick Question thread

[jug]

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have you every had any money taken off you in public? I havent even had any1 attempt to.

cowards choose easy targets, i'm not easy.

 

[Captain Mike]

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cowards choose easy targets, i'm not easy.

i spose its coz im a yoo'f and often have my hood up when out and about(It actually makes people get out the way when walking up oxford street)

 

[ChrisUK]

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Most i've carried was £5000 cash for my first car. If anyone so much as touched me they'd get decked lol.

 

[Captain Mike]

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best thing to do is carry it in a heavy suitcase and just use it as a weapon

 

[ChrisUK]

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best thing to do is carry it in a heavy suitcase and just use it as a weapon

I heard Tazers (although illegal) are awesome :worship: :devil:.

 

[Captain Mike]

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I heard Tazers (although illegal) are awesome :worship: :devil:.

i think i watched a programme about japanese or chinese inventions and they have alrm things fitted in their suitcases and mobiles so if they get mugged they can press the button and stun the mugger

if i had one i would try and make people mug me just so i can see them get hurt

 

[Adrian Bravo]

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What about this invention

 

[Captain Mike]

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What about this invention

pure genius

just like this...

http://www.kittywigs.com/pink.html

 

[hmallett]

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quickest, easiest and cheapest...

You can't have all three!
CHAPS is the normal way for this to be done though.

 

[Munkul]

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was gonna ask a queston but i really need a poo, so il come back later.

 

[dave]

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was gonna ask a queston but i really need a poo, so il come back later.

dont take that long for a poo, you :tosser: whilst you in there

 

[craigb244]

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2 birds with 1 stone... why not

 

[Andy Monty]

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2 birds with 1 stone... why not

but whats he going to do when he discovers there is only one sheet of bog paper left on the roll

 

[craigb244]

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that brings up a good question i have never found to be answered! why is it that when ever I go for a crap I either need to "run-in" a new roll or there is no rolls left leaving me stuck to the throne till help arrives???

 

[Munkul]

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dont take that long for a poo, you :tosser: whilst you in there

TBF it was a big poo, wasnt in the mood afterwards... but yeah i got sidetracked afterwards and had coffee with the homies, just got back.




i got a queston now - is it possible to actually buy an abarth s2000 and put it on the road in the UK?

 

[AppleSei]

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what is the meaning of life?

 

[Captain Mike]

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TBF it was a big poo, wasnt in the mood afterwards... but yeah i got sidetracked afterwards and had coffee with the homies, just got back.




i got a queston now - is it possible to actually buy an abarth s2000 and put it on the road in the UK?

is there a force field sopping it from touching any road in the UK?

 

[AppleSei]

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i got a queston now - is it possible to actually buy an abarth s2000 and put it on the road in the UK?

yes but you will have spent a couple of k more getting it over here etc and then getting it set up for uk roads and doing all the other legal crap etc

 

[dave]

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what is the meaning of life?

cake

 

[sammiboo]

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dont take that long for a poo, you :tosser: whilst you in there

H can be gone for half an hour