Ah I can see it now.....
"yo yo X to the Z Xzibit in the house over in Ingland to pimp yo ride, fool.
I'm here today in Nun-eaton (apologies to those living in Nuneaton) as I've heard about some player called Graham (apologies to anyone called Graham living in Nuneaton) whose ride is whack. His whip is more whack than Andrew Flintoff against a primary school kid bowlin' underarm, if yo know what I'm sayin'!!!!!!!"
X comes around the corner and approaches the to-be-pimped mobile.
"Now this is definitely not fly player. This is Graham's Nineteen-seventy nine Austin Ambassador - oooooohhhhh nasty - this here is one Ambassador definitely not giving out the Ferrero Rocher - hur hur".
X looks around the car:
"Hey whats up with the ride fool? There no bits falling off, no holes in the door, the tranny is cool and it has the right number of seats".
Malcolm explains that the cars in the UK aren't complete wrecks like the ones in the US as we have an MOT test.
"Hot damn" explains X "well give me the keys anyway player and I'll get the fellas at West Coast Customs to lower yo Ambassador, put on the 22 inch chrome Giovanna wheels, paint it a niiiiiiice sunburst orange and put a fruit machine and functioning pub bar inside. We'll also spend £35k on audio equipment and TVs you'll never possibly use when driving it."
Not quite the same as a 1979 Trans Am, is it? Plus are they going to ship the 1982 Talbot Samba to the States for Q, Big Dane and Mad Mike to get their hands on?