my cool cars {split from an other thread}

[serin]

What I've always wanted to know is...




...Why do Klingons have Cornish Pasties on their foreheads?

didnt you know

klingons love Cornish Pasties, and after diving headlong into a big bag full of them, they invariably get them stuck to their heads

and the shotgun is the tool of a well educated fellow!

you have to give the little blighters a fighting chance dont you

 

[ChrisUK]

What I've always wanted to know is...




...Why do Klingons have Cornish Pasties on their foreheads?

Oi you ignorant racists c**ts don't you know its melted mars bar!

It got stuck to their head because they got to warp speed by surprise

 

[Jai]

klingons are hard, but jem hadar are hardar....

 

[serin]

klingons are hard, but jem hadar are hardar....

bah, ive got my pheasant rifle, and a nice big perimeter wall

id like to see him get past that its gotta be a LEAST 6 foot tall

 

[Alan.D]

Whilst hiding under my duvet I heard a noise outside and realised that the local Chavs had nicked my Veyron powered lawmover and went off joyriding in it. They got caught in the local park after cutting 100 acres of grass in 3 minutes and running out of fuel.

The police brought it back for me, except they went joyriding in it too, lost control and mowed all the gardens on one side of my street in 30 seconds flat.

It's more trouble that it's worth, so I reckon I'll stick it on Ebay tomorrow. I'll keep the Harrier Jump Jet powered skateboard though, it's more discreet and sensible

Stop it, laughing that loud i'll end up peeing myself & smell like Jamie :yuck:

 

[soap_dodger]

Stop it, laughing that loud i'll end up peeing myself & smell like Jamie :yuck:

RIGHT THAT IS IT!!!!

:bang: :bang: :bang:

 

[ChrisUK]

RIGHT THAT IS IT!!!!

:bang: :bang: :bang:

Oh no I think we may have annoyed someone

 

[Alan.D]

Sorry Jammie I got carried away, well very nearly

 

[soap_dodger]

Sorry Jammie I got carried away, well very nearly

You can go in the naughty corner along with the virmin girl and Dave!

 

[Alan.D]

Ok and I got my hat on.....

 

[vtec]

this thread has gone completely MAD!!! lol

 

[soap_dodger]

this thread has gone completely MAD!!! lol

Yeah Well, don't blame me!

 

[Alan.D]

I'm staying in the corner saying nothing

 

[serin]

its has become quite confabulated i would say :chin:

its is all the turkey, its has gone to peoples minds

luckily i'm immune as i would eat something as common as that, what!

 

[blu73]

can't believe i missed this thread..

thankyou peeps, i just spent ages giggling at 13 pages of madness

 

[jug]

i love it when idiots get caught out telling fibs
HOW THICK DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!
the sign of a true idiot is they assume everyone else is thicker than themselves.

that post where he put up the pics of 'his' cars almost made me fall off me chair. the poor sad git.

 

[soap_dodger]

can't believe i missed this thread..

thankyou peeps, i just spent ages giggling at 13 pages of madness

Your welcome, donations to my soap fund are welcome

Soapy

(It will start again now )

 

[The Negotiator]

Have you won Mark's heart yet Jammie?

 

[dave]

i love it when idiots get caught out telling fibs
HOW THICK DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!
the sign of a true idiot is they assume everyone else is thicker than themselves.

awww bit harsh, just because she says she uses soap and we know she don't

 

[blu73]

Have you won Mark's heart yet Jammie?

Think we're waiting til the 10th aren't we??