Dave, I'll give you a tenner at ace for FF if you change her user id
(and I'll bake you a cake)
I'll give you;
A Punto,
My mum,
My nan
My Auntie Sue
£50 and enough cake to fill your bedroom.
and a bottle of Malibu!
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I'll give you;
A Punto,
My mum,
My nan
My Auntie Sue
£50 and enough cake to fill your bedroom.
and a bottle of Malibu!
I'll send the klingons for them, is that ok?Want payment by gold bars or kryptonite?
All i have at the mo im afraid
So you will give him all that, for him to change your user id? How odd!!
What a deal Dave
Do it :devil:
So you will give him all that, for him to change your user id? How odd!!
What a deal Dave
Do it :devil:
I'll give it him if he DOESN'T do it.
I'm slightly tipsy, well, that is my excuse!
Dave, I'll give you a tenner at ace for FF if you change her user id
(and I'll bake you a cake
can i just put in her sig "i got a boys name an i dont wash, but i an a girl"
nar only 1 more day to go and she be washing after pulling that boy, she can pull him tomorror night when he to drunk to smell her, then by the second date she be washing
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can i just put in her sig "i got a boys name an i dont wash, but i an a girl"
nar only 1 more day to go and she be washing after pulling that boy, she can pull him tomorror night when he to drunk to smell her, then by the second date she be washing
Hey, Its not my fault I am named after Jamie Lee Curtis, I DO WASH!!! I'm not seeing him 'till the 10th Jan
Thats why I have turned to the drink!
I suppose that'll do.
Although a user change for 24hrs wouldn't hurt
And I know she's backing out of the deal of all the goodies you will get if you do it.
But we have it in black and white
Jammie....are you seeing this boy tomorrow night?
I suppose that'll do.
Although a user change for 24hrs wouldn't hurt
And I know she's backing out of the deal of all the goodies you will get if you do it.
But we have it in black and white
Jammie....are you seeing this boy tomorrow night?
Read above dear!
lmao this thread
Hey, Its not my fault I am named after Jamie Lee Curtis, I DO WASH!!! I'm not seeing him 'till the 10th Jan
Thats why I have turned to the drink!
Oh, that's not fair really eh, New years is easier to get a snog in.But at least if you're seeing him on the 10th, if you turn up at Ace on the 11th, you won't smell too bad
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Cheeky mare, we posted at the same time
But at least if you're seeing him on the 10th, if you turn up at Ace on the 11th, you won't smell too bad
Well, seeing as I haven't passed my test yet, I won't be able to go to the Ace meet, plus, not to mention it is 250 miles away from where I live
Also, I have two essays due in and stocktaking to do at work, also I have to fit in flirting with Mark.
So, pretty busy.
But at least if you're seeing him on the 10th, if you turn up at Ace on the 11th, you won't smell too bad
i hope she washes after or she smell of moldy sex wee :yuck:
thats if he don't get pulled by someone else at a party tomorrow night :devil:
Get him in the stockroom and lock the door
Don't forget to put the ventilation on though, don't wanna suffocate the fella with stynkz
Don't forget to put the ventilation on though, don't wanna suffocate the fella with stynkz
OMG!
This has to be the scariest thing I've seen all night!!! Proof that the UK is indeed sliding down the cesspit pole into the excrement of British Chavscum forever more. In fact I was so scared I had to hide under my duvet for an hour. JonnyBoy, I thought you were a decent chap but now I find you are an altar for Burberry, white Nike trainers and hoodie tops Whilst hiding under my duvet I heard a noise outside and realised that the local Chavs had nicked my Veyron powered lawmover and went off joyriding in it. They got caught in the local park after cutting 100 acres of grass in 3 minutes and running out of fuel.
The police brought it back for me, except they went joyriding in it too, lost control and mowed all the gardens on one side of my street in 30 seconds flat.
It's more trouble that it's worth, so I reckon I'll stick it on Ebay tomorrow. I'll keep the Harrier Jump Jet powered skateboard though, it's more discreet and sensible
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oi ruffians!
we dont want to know about your smelly sex lives :yuck:
lets keep it on topic, our ever so slightly eccentric vehicles
B.O.T payment will have to be in the queens finest unfortunatly
i dont mind if the klingons collect it, but if they miss behave i shall shoot them with my shotgun! I have a good aim, as many pheasnt will testify
its alright my good man
i scared him off! you had to be able to do that back in the war you see, other wise the krauts would of come here, and we'd all be speaking germen!
we dont want to know about your smelly sex lives :yuck:
lets keep it on topic, our ever so slightly eccentric vehicles
B.O.T payment will have to be in the queens finest unfortunatly
i dont mind if the klingons collect it, but if they miss behave i shall shoot them with my shotgun! I have a good aim, as many pheasnt will testify
OMG!
its alright my good man
i scared him off! you had to be able to do that back in the war you see, other wise the krauts would of come here, and we'd all be speaking germen!
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Get him in the stockroom and lock the door
Don't forget to put the ventilation on though, don't wanna suffocate the fella with stynkz
Well, he works in Focus, I'll be able to get a discount on ventalation products!
This is sooo off topic!
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The shotty is the tool of a pikey. I sir use a Desert Eagle .50 to shoot the pheasant's.
What I've always wanted to know is...
...Why do Klingons have Cornish Pasties on their foreheads?
Errrr, Dave! Dirrty boy!
Oi i aint the soap dodger in this thread :nono:
can you post pics of mum, nan and aunt sue? i dont want to agree to a deal then find out they dont wash either
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