Forced To Apologise

[Alfanige]

OK I nicked this idea from a top site.

Thing that motor companies, traders etc should be Forced To Apolgise For

Fiat
Should be forced to apologise for tainting the name Abarth by adding it to the very poor Stilo.
Should be forced to apologise for the fiasco and grief caused by the very idea of Red Keys.
Should be forced to apologise for that damn Punto advert. NO she doesn't want you drippy black country ****!

Vauxhall
Should apologise for the allowing the Corsa to be affordable for old people to own

Old People
Should be forced to apologise for selling / giving their now used Corsa to their great grandchildren to play in.

Seat
Should be forced to apologise for naming a car the Arouser

Halfords
Should be forced to apologise for employing cabbages to work for them and then inflicting them on US!

Want to add a few.......
(Im waiting for an Alfanige one!)

 

[Rob D]

hahahaha! V funny (the below is not so funny though)

Tony Blair should apologise to my dad for taking a 6 figure sum off him in tax last year!

Then have 2 of the top University in England turn my youngest straight A brother (A's his entire life and thats not an exaggeration) because he went to a private school! and allowing another guy who got worse grades than my brother who lives down the the road to go to Oxford due to the fact that he went to a F!"£ing comp!

 

[Dug]

Re: Re: Forced To Apologise

Volkswagen should apologise for giving the impression their cars are somehow more special than a Ford or a Vauxhall.

Hyundai, Suzuki, Vauxhall and Daihatsu should apologise for building cars based on Postman Pat's van (Atoz, Move, Agila, etc).

BMW should apologise for what they've done to the new Rolls Royce.

America should apologise for getting poor old Tony all worked up into a frenzy.

 

[Patrick]

More apologies

I should apologise to my wife for being to drunk to perfom last night.lol

 

[Anonymous]

Re: More apologies

thats why I'm overweight - she gives me a biscuit every time I have to step in for you!

N

 

[anon]

Re: Re: Forced To Apologise

you spoilt little ****. if your father pays that much in tax he must be earning enough to survive on. as for your "straight A " brother, why shouldn't someone from a less fortunate backround get a chance to go to oxford and how do you know his grades were worse than your brothers? i think your on the wrong site mate,surely the aston martin one would be more appropriate.

 

[dave]

more and more apologies

two jags should apologise(and rid)of fuel tax and car tax.

the person who invented gatso's should apologise for thinking of these grey pieces of sh*t.

ken should apologise and be shot for the congestion charge(wot a ****).

 

[alfanige]

!

Rob, I have sent you an email
N

 

[alfanige]

IP Address

I would like to publicly state my horror at the fact that the anon snipe at Rob had the same IP address as myself, an AOL IP address, and that it was NOT me as I was not online at the time but working on the Bravo Club project! I know this post will have the same, but would hopefully ask the people that know me to trust me.
Nige

 

[T2NY C]

nige

nige, & rob,

just to say my immediate reaction to the "spoilt ****" message was 'hmm, amit, at it again!' i think most people on here would be thinkin the same.

in rob's dad's defence, so what if he is earin enough to have to pay a six figure tax sum, surely he has to WORK to EARN the money in the first place, so whether its a six figure tax sum on a massive amount of earnin's, or £20 tax per week on a McDonalds wages, who cares, the point is that we, as a country are taxed too much.

end of rant.

Tony

P.S., rob d, that coupe turbo'd hgt is fappin mint, i messed myself multiple times hearin a bravo sneeze! i want one, i want one, i want one!

 

[Rob D]

FAO: anon

hahaha!!!

Its funny you should mention Aston Martin as he just been put on the waiting list for a AMV8 Vantage (not available for another 2 years though)
As for spoilt hmmmm. Ask some of the guys who "know" me on the forum? what do you reckon Guys? Am i spoilt or do I live and die for my cars? And work my nuts off to pay for my pride and joys or is anon just an under achiever? Your probably an ok guy anon but no doubt you have hard life and rather than striving to create a better one for youself, are more content to act in a spoilt manner and insult those you feel are above you?

As for the guy who lives down the street he's one of my brothers mates, They went for the same chourse at the same uni but went to different High Schools. His grades were poor compared to my younger brothers and he got in? What school you go to shouldnt matter Its your grades that count. In this case and many others this year grade come second to what school you went to.

Rob

 

[Rob D]

Re: nige

Ehup T!

Cheers for the comments m8 I just hope I dont turn this thread in to a mass argument! Too late though me thinks haha

Hows it going bud anyway you havent been on the forum in ages!

Theres a big crusie in the mids on Saturday aroung M1 jct 20 ish (at a guess I'll check the location tomorrow) if you phone me we can meet up at a service station near you?

And in defence of Amit that not his IP. I'll have to do a trace on it tomorrow if i get chance!

 

[Rob D]

Re: FAO: anon

Oooops just realised it the IP of his service provider not his IP address so to speak!! IF I did a trace the feds would probably turn up!!! hehe

 

[Tony]

Re: Re: FAO: anon

Rob, although your brothers situation is not a good you, you MUST know that his case is the exception, and that its usually the other way around. In that academically brilliant kids from inner city comps are not given a chance to enter the Oxbridge Unis as most of the places are are reserved (although not publicly)for the more privalaged kids, whos dads earn 6 and 7 figure salaries.
With your brother its seems a case of reverse descrimination. Im totally in favour of all uni places been available on academic merit only, and in a fair world your brother and my mate who was also a gifted straight A student (but from my Bradford comp) would be in the oxford student union bar getting pissed and checking out the rich totty.
Sorry for being so philosophical, but im not usually up this early so you have to bare with me

 

[Rob D]

Re: Re: Re: FAO: anon

No worries Tony, What your saying up until this year was 100% true, the big unis did used to favour students from private school. (which as you've said is ron and i agree) Grades are what should count not back ground.

If you have a quick scan on the net or look at Labours manifesto, You'll see that all uni's even the top Uni's as of this year have a certain percentage of places for kids from comps to fill.

So and I say this in the nicest of manners to you m8 this isnt an isolated case its going on all over England at the mo. Quite a few of my brothers friends are in the same situation. The fact that they went to a private school instead of benefiting is hindering them.

 

[Anonymous]

Re: Re: Re: Re: FAO: anon

Its just a desperate attempt by the government to be seen to be doing 'the right thing' even when its blatantly wrong.

There are good reasons why people don't get into uni, over subscribed course, grades not good enough or simply because the admissions person doesn't think they will be able to do the course. You are not going to make a good doctor or lawyer if you are the quiet shy type.

If you make the grades and are suitable for the course then it should not matter if you went to Eaton or a state 6th form.

 

[Nathan]

Black Country ****

Fiat should not apologise for the 'red key fiasco'.

Previous owners who are dim enough to lose them should apologise.

As for the punto advert, you should apologise for calling the fine gent a 'black country ****' as there is a high probability that the said would support the nations finest, West Bromwich Albion. I shall of course apologise, if the aforesaid 'black country ****' is a Wolves fan because of course he would be a 'black country ****'

Ford should apologise for inflicting a series of ugly cars on the nation since at least 1984, yet somehow and for some strange reason the nation is obsessed with buying them.

Fix Or Repair Daily - Ford, gives you more (trouble)

Rover should apologise for thinking that they actually make cars, they're shite - above all it's a Rover.

 

[patrick]

More?

I apologise for bringing this back to the top......lol

 

[Wimmy]

Re: More?

Lol!!!!  How long have you been waiting to do that Patrick?


wimmy1

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandmother. Not like the rest of the screaming passengers in her car.

http://www.djwimmy1.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk

 

[Steve Woods]

Re: Re: More apologies

I'm sure you don't have to 'step in' .. she can't be THAT bad.

I'm sorry.