James M
Established member
A colleague of mine was telling me of a recent run in with a chav...
The lad in question was on his way home after an early evening drink in town, a chav comes up to him and says:
"here lend us a tab"
My mate says:
"what?"
Chav:
"lend us a tab man"
My mate:
"No."
Chav:
"here man ya proper clifford"
So my mate is a little puzzled and says;
"what did you just call me?"
Chav:
"Clifford, ya na, clifford, clifford street, clifford street police station"
So my mate walks off bemused, aside from being an amusing little failure on the part of the chav, it actually shows some logic and creativity that could surely be better channelled than begging on the street.
And some kids actually think being a chav is desireable
The lad in question was on his way home after an early evening drink in town, a chav comes up to him and says:
"here lend us a tab"
My mate says:
"what?"
Chav:
"lend us a tab man"
My mate:
"No."
Chav:
"here man ya proper clifford"
So my mate is a little puzzled and says;
"what did you just call me?"
Chav:
"Clifford, ya na, clifford, clifford street, clifford street police station"
So my mate walks off bemused, aside from being an amusing little failure on the part of the chav, it actually shows some logic and creativity that could surely be better channelled than begging on the street.
And some kids actually think being a chav is desireable