Chav Logic...

[SeicentoS]

There isn't really a chav problem in my area, I mean there are a lot of chavs about but they don't really seem to cause any problems around the place.

 

[Chas Uno]

Get on this for chav logic, my local chavs have a website click here

I urge everyone to hijack that site and leave anti-chav messages on it! Not that I would do such a thing myself

Bit worrying though that some Chavs actually have enough brain cells to build a website. What next? They might actually go out and get a job?

 

[Hellcat]

To go back to chav logic..

I was on a bus once, it was a Tuesday... Couldn't help but overhear these two chav's 'quietly speaking between them'.

"......I'm gonna rip her eyes out n put them on spikes so she can see them!"

Hmmm what's this unfortunate victim going to see her ripped-out eyes with? Doh!

 

[Chas Uno]

That's a bit like Chav mum saying to her Chavette - "If ya fall off dat roof ya tegger (innit) an' break ya legs, don't ya cum runnin' bawlin' 2 me."

N.B. Chavette is on the roof of an off-licence at 3am attempting a break in and steal a load of cider. Obviously

 

[extraspecialcopper]

I have just written about these lovely individuals in my latest blog entry! (check out in my sig)

 

[brava007]

so true!!

 

[Hellcat]

More police?! I'm sure we have more police than any other profession here!

Oh well.. Least we won't be having any trouble soon! :slayer: