At which point does technical innovation and advancement go too far? I think we are all on a car forum because we are, to one extent or another, car enthusiasts. Will there come a time when we walk out of house and climb into a TOPATRAM* and be wafted silently to our destination?
There have been some massive improvements in the cars we drive, in terms of safety, performance, economy and emissions. The first car I drove was my Mum's Vauxhall Viva HB. It came equipped with drum brakes all round, cross-ply tyres, a horn, lights (not very bright ones it has to be said) a collapsible steering column, a plastic strip across the steering wheel spokes and, er, well that's about it from a safety point of view.
Just before I passed my test the HB was replaced with an HC which, while having the same cross-plies did have servo assisted discs at the front and a wider plastic pad designed to save your ribs from being crushed by the steering wheel spokes in event of a collision. Oh, and front seat belts even though it wasn't compulsory to wear them, so almost no-one did. Except my Mum.
Gradually cars have got safer and their equipment levels have improved. The HB Viva had single speed wipers and a manual screen wash, as well as a heater fan, albeit only of two speeds; on or off, but no radio.
I'm pretty sure the HC had another speed to the heater fan, two speed wipers and an electric screenwash. It also had a heated rear window (which my Dad used to turn off once 75% of the screen was clear on the basis that batteries don't last for ever and the residual heat in the rear screen element would clear it) but still no radio. In fact the first car I drove regularly that had a radio was my first "bought" car, a 1.3 Chevette, in which I fitted an average Sharp radio-cassette and a pair of Pioneer speakers that were really too good for the radio. In fact, the only time my Dad actually listens to the car radio now is if he's sitting in Sainsbury's car park waiting for my Mum to come back. I don't think he's ever used the A/C that came as standard. Actually, the more I think about it, the more I'm convinced that even now he turns off the HRW before the window is really clear.
Many things about new cars are admirable and desirable, but sometimes we should be careful what we wish for when it comes to "improvements".
It's time for another "Beard" anecdote (sounds of FF members logging off all over the country)
My Dad left the RAF after nine years service in 1955. While he was serving he specialised in radar and radio, plus other assorted electronics, of which there wasn't a whole lot on Sunderland flying boats and ASR launches. Back in Civvy-Street he went to work for a company called Power-Samas which later became International Computers and Tabulators (ICT) which ended up as International Computers Limited (ICL), now defunct.
He was a DP (Data Processing) Engineer and looked after teleprinters, monitors, punch card machines and mag tape machines as well as the (then) cutting edge tech Disc Drives. As we all know, none of this equipment is used any more. We once had a discussion about an album track by a band called Emerson Lake and Palmer (ELP) who were at the front of the Prog-Rock movement. There was a track on the LP called "Karn-Evil 9" elements of which surfaced in several sci-fi films of later years, including Star Wars. The basic premise was that as computers had (been) developed they began to learn and then decided that they knew best and that the only function humans had was to mine the raw components that allowed computers to work.
He adamantly disputed that this could ever happen and that computers could only do what we designed them to do and could only process data that we gave them to process. I'm no cyber expert as anyone who's had to give advice on how to solve very simple problems can attest, but even I've become aware that there are computers that can learn and indeed are used in designing yet more modern computers.
So how far are we away from Karn-Evil 9?
How far are we away from all owning a TOPATRAM that will decide where we go, when we go there and will take us all the way, even parking itself in a place where it can be re-filled with Tofu, just ready to be re-called via your very, very smart phone? Or will it text you and tell you it's time to go home and: "Haven't you had enough already? You know what you're like when you've had too much to drink."
In fact why do you want to go out at all? All your shopping will be done on-line, probably ordered on your behalf by your TOPATRAM; socialising is so 21st Century and if you get too close to other humans you'll probably get a cold and need to take time off work due to illness, even though your work from home.
I could go on (no, for God's sake don't) but in all fairness, if anybody has bothered to get to the end of this they're probably thinking: "Gas oven or sleeping pills?"
Personally I've always believed that machines should be operated, largely, by humans and we should make all the decisions, but if technology carries on advancing the way it is that may not be the case for long.
* TOfu Powered Automatic TRAnsportation Module.