Balls.
Went to go out in the bug this morning after loading with wife, three kids, 2 bikes and a pram. Started fine but as I tried to pull out of the driveway it stalled - no power. Tried to restart but it wouldn't catch, tonnes of white smoke out the back and juddering. Anyway finally started and it's not right at all barely able to rev over idle with plumes of white and blue smoke.
Abandoned it at home and took the wifes car. Altea nowhere near as practical and had to bungee the boot half shut - nearly killing the kids with CO on the way to our walk.
When I got back I plugged in Multiscan and recorded boost and the set point. Not making anywhere near the set point and though I can hear the turbo spooling the whole engine sounds more boomy if that makes sense.
Definitely not a boost leak or a hose come off - its not hissing.
Thinking the turbo has properly gone and is now feeding oil into the engine too causing the blue smoke.
Managed to get a lift in to work and pick up the Jaguar so I'm mobile again but I'm slightly peeved about the turbo going.
I've stashed quite a pile of parts for it now so I'll probably take it off the road for some time - get the turbo off and confirm the fault, then clutch, timing belt, water pump, auxiliary belt, oil & filter, front coupe wheels.
Go hard or go home!