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What's made you smile today?

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes.

As the train rolled out of the station, the girl sitting next to him pulled out her mobile phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart, it's Erica , I'm on the train. Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting."


"No, honey, not with that bloke from the accounts office, it was with the boss."

"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life. "

"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart."

Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly.

When the young man sitting next to her had had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone,

"Erica darling, hang up that phone and come back to bed."

Erica doesn't use her mobile phone in public any longer.
 
I never was

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I'm not insinuating that you did or are :p
Merely commenting on the coincidence of the sassy rep with your name.
 
Greater Manchester borough council have announced that a road will be named after Sir Alex Ferguson. Drivers are forewarned to add nine minutes to their journey time in advance.
 
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