why where ever i park i come out of the shop and there is a shed parked next to it?

[Andy Monty]

Nipped into Focus DIY 20 min's before closing only 3 cars in the carpark (assume staffs) so the car park is completely empty anyhow i park up not too close to the doors come out and there is this complete wreck parked next to me WHY? out of all the other spaces you park next to me

filled with a sense of dread as to what i might find

fortunately this time there was no damage to my car :woot: (or the car would have more defects added if i could only find something worth denting)

a quick look over it..

Still had tax..

no rear arches (well unless you count ferrus oxide as a rear arch..

broken headlamp

passenger wing mirror hanging by control wires..

and More rust so much so the A plillar on the passenger side had rotted through completely

(cr@p pics mobile phone jobbies) but trust me that A pillar is not there its completely rotted right through

wonder what would happen to that if it was involved in a crash

 

[AppleSei]

there is this complete wreck parked next to me WHY? out of all the other spaces you park next to me

A car parked miles away from everyone else even a wrecker is an easy target for the common car theif even if it is fairly light, probably because it will be easier to get into

 

[EmmaM88]

I tend to find my panda is a 4 x 4 magnet would be alrite if it were a 4 x 4

I park miles away from anyone else, right by exits that kind of thing no one around for miles. I come back and find myself wedged between two landrovers and can't see out of any of the windows to get out!

You know how bee's are attracted to yellow I think landrovers are attacted to Dry Turqoiuse

 

[dannygp]

Cant see pics

 

[Helz]

I can see them OK Anyway, the A-pillar looks well dodgy, that has to be an MOT fail and imagine what the rest of the car's like

 

[Andy Monty]

imagine what the rest of the car's like

A 4 wheeled white R Reg Fiesta Death trap

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

A 4 wheeled white R Reg Fiesta Death trap

HAHA, LMAO, lol.

 

[jami]

A 4 wheeled white R Reg Fiesta Death trap

Chav trap

 

[jenks69]

Did you take a note of the reg? I am sure your locals constabulary (sp?) would take an interest?

 

[Andy Monty]

Did you take a note of the reg? I am sure your locals constabulary (sp?) would take an interest?

no point they have much better things to do like man the safety camera van looking out for dangerous speeders

the only time they take an interest is if the tax is out of date

the cars such a state i assume it will be pulled or burnt out sometime soon

 

[jenks69]

You'd be suprised - if you report it I am sure they'd act on it - especially as you have the photo proof. I think if we should all do everything we can to help get as many death traps off the road as possible!

 

[Jai]

has my car been sneaking off in the night again? accosting nice new models in darkened carparks?

i do apologise......

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

has my car been sneaking off in the night again? accosting nice new models in darkened carparks?

i do apologise......

Lol.

 

[Focus Owner]

allw hat happens to me is birds **** on my car

just cleaned it today
stopped at traffic lights
splat splat splat

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

splat splat splat

Bang Bang Bang, with the 12 bore.

 

[Focus Owner]

think it would be possibile to turn my exaust into an automatic bb shooter?
or paintball

 

[maddogmorg]

think it would be possibile to turn my exaust into an automatic bb shooter?
or paintball

yes, well a spud gun, shove a potato in your exhaust
i don't accept any responsibility for the effects of anyone following this "advice" in other words, don't try this at home, or any other place tbh
that'll be a right laugh

 

[Focus Owner]

how does it aim?

 

[StevenRB45]

sI used to have the opposite of this...when I had my old punto 55s which was in very good mechanical fettle (serviced every 6k, mot'd, taxed) but looked a bit of a shed. I used to get pulled at least fortnightly by the police, the drill went as follows pulled over, get told the lame ass excuse they'd come up with this time best being your being your car was leaning when you went round those corners back there.First they'd run my licence. Then the car would get run through the tax and insurance databases which would show it was legal. Then they'd test the lights and get down on their hands and knees to look at my tyres...and after half an hour of wasting my time let me go. Then when I parked up and looked at new cars (less than 2 years old) and saw them running on bald tyres down to the canvas on one passat or running with no brake lights other than third one I saw I got very annoyed considering the harrassment I used to get.