What's made you smile today?

[Liquid Knight]

I've just been offered a car I'v wanted for twenty years for £300

Does anyone want an X1/9 project?

 

[ewanm77]

Picking up another v6 and a uno ie turbo

 

[Liquid Knight]

At the petrol station I was offered three Creme Eggs for £1.00

Thanks but I'm agnostic.

What's that?

I'm allergic to chocolate.

Not only did he look stupid in front of a line of people, when he regales the tail later he'll look just as stupid before his peers.

:devil:

Wooo-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!

 

[Noxide]

I'm agnostic too, but I'll still shovel down creme eggs like there's no tomorrow!

My mate shared all his PS3 stuff with me. I am pleased.

 

[portland_bill]

Car passed MOT. One advisory, rear silencer scruffy, third year running for that, but it keeps hanging on! Garage said only one out of 12 that passed that day.

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

Garage said only one out of 12 that passed that day.

Only ever so worrying about the number of unroadworthy vehicles out there then.

 

[Gavv8]

There is going to be a Fraggle Rock movie!!!..

 

[wrightyy]

Whenever I'm driving loose change is always falling out of my pocket.. Just cleaned out the inside of the car this morning....found £35.06 of change under the seat! ?

 

[Ziggy122]

Whenever I'm driving loose change is always falling out of my pocket.. Just cleaned out the inside of the car this morning....found £35.06 of change under the seat! ?

Next time you need your underseat cleaning call me

I had about £2 is 1p and 2ps in my door card at one point.... from stopping the above from happening
trouble is - it vibrated with the music

ziggy

 

[wrightyy]

Next time you need your underseat cleaning call me

I had about £2 is 1p and 2ps in my door card at one point.... from stopping the above from happening
trouble is - it vibrated with the music

ziggy

I'll let you know Ziggy!

There was literally handfuls and handfuls of change ?

 

[Liquid Knight]

There is going to be a Fraggle Rock movie!!!..

Michael Bay or Peter Jackson? :yuck:

 

[dave]

stupid people working from axis banging on my door made me miss the eclipse

 

[Gavv8]

Michael Bay or Peter Jackson? :yuck:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt.... no I don't know either...

 

[Noxide]

Found £50 that I did think I had, scattered in my backpack! Ballin'!

 

[Liquid Knight]

Joseph Gordon-Levitt.... no I don't know either...

From Third Rock to Fraggle Rock the circle is complete.

 

[puntofan01]

Averaging 50mpg in my Grande

 

[dave]

bought one of these today for £2 Famoplay - Dareway: Amazon.co.uk: Toys & Games had no idea what it cost new, was going to go up to £10 at local auction

 

[Ziggy122]

bought one of these today for £2 Famoplay - Dareway: Amazon.co.uk: Toys & Games had no idea what it cost new, was going to go up to £10 at local auction

Drinks are on u then!

 

[Liquid Knight]

The Scenic is now almost okay. A vast improvement over the Bio-Hazard disaster zone it was.

 

[Dragon Man]