What's made you smile today?

[Focus Owner]

Had our offer accepted on our dream house

Just thinking of all the stress to come!

don't forget to ignore the estate agents

 

[Kirstie93]

don't forget to ignore the estate agents

We've learnt that already! We offered the asking price and they came back and said it was rejected, said we wouldn't go any higher and suddenly it was accepted

 

[Focus Owner]

especially the offer of a financial advisor

brother gf sent em a snotty email, saying what you gonna advise us on, see its all sorted, attachments of all insurances and such

 

[ChrisUK]

Estate agent's are the scum of the earth. Sorry if any reside on here but it's true...

 

[Kirstie93]

especially the offer of a financial advisor

brother gf sent em a snotty email, saying what you gonna advise us on, see its all sorted, attachments of all insurances and such

They offered us a financial advisor we said no we already have everything in place so why do we need one, they said they might be able to give us a better deal (but they'd charge £400 to find out)

 

[portland_bill]

At last got around to painting the inside of my toolbox white, so that I can find stuff, and fitting some new wheels, so that I can move it about more easily. Should now last another 30 years! (Although I might not)

 

[puntofan01]

Watching plenty of Mondeos die at a banger racemeet.

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

Annual Bonus anouncement at work - All 3 holidays this year inc spending money are now paid for with it :slayer:

 

[scout]

Annual Bonus anouncement at work - All 3 holidays this year inc spending money are now paid for with it :slayer:

Robbing insurance companies, nearly as bad as the bankers with their overgenerous bonus's :devil:

 

[StevenRB45]

I'm not in the centre or even close, joys of a pit village, although my dad lives at the far end of the village and gets 9mbps on standard broadband.



Should have got the expensive infinity, at my house apparently I could expect up to 70+mbps, I didn't bother like on the basis even if I get 1/3rd of the promised speed my internet will be 10x faster. Although at the moment I'm in the same position as you in that the 2 bars of 3g I get is faster than my landline!



And for posterity, although it's 50% faster today!

**** me this was a trial, anyway after 4 attempts and a formal complaint. Before and after...

 

[puntofan01]

Watching Top Gear, and finding out that Nicholas Hoult had for his 1st car... a Grande Punto 1.4!!!

 

[Liquid Knight]

I was in a pet store buying stuff for a snake and in the Vet's office a puppy yelped loud enough for the whole shop to hear.

If you hear that noise in a Vet's it's okay but if you hear it in a restaurant you need to consider eating somewhere else.

 

[PuntoHowTo]

Highly educated partner (now wife still not used to that tho) with her BSC MSC and MBBS Picks up a tin of something in the supermarket and says....

"We can put it in the freezer and keep it longer"

facepalm

 

[scout]

Highly educated partner (now wife still not used to that tho) with her BSC MSC and MBBS Picks up a tin of something in the supermarket and says....

"We can put it in the freezer and keep it longer"

facepalm

Intelligence and common sense, two things that don't neccessarily go together.

If you think its bad now, wait untill your expecting/have a baby, my wife equally well educated threw away a full set of house keys and a high value cheque :doh:

Never did see those keys again.

 

[Tazio]

New cambelt, tensioner, aux. belt, water pump, coolant, oil, filter and fresh MOT for Dantellini, my '03 Punto

-Tazio

 

[Liquid Knight]

Good things happen in threes?

3.2 Jag V8 gearbox and bits, rear bulkhead and tail lights for my hotrod project in half an hour.

 

[puntofan01]

The Beast sailing through its mot with no advisories!

 

[Liquid Knight]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=915885118499984&pnref=story

 

[StevenRB45]

This heron...I get what the ducks are doing but really? It's a mud puddle in a field how many fish are you going to find? Mebbe he was just enjoying messing with the horses heads...

 

[GrandeGuy]

Fixed mother in laws sky
They were gonna get sky out at £70,
One of the coaxial cable centers had rotted out, stripped both wires back to new metal and fixed