I laughed at myself yesterday... I went to remove the wheels of my car to see how the brake pads / discs are getting on (Can you tell lockdown has me bored and money building up to want to spend it?!).
Got out the tool kit from the spare wheel... jacked it up.
The bolt wrench thing was about 50% too small for the bolts on the wheel... "Damn French engineering, typical, I must be missing some sort of adapter!!!"
About an hour later, genuinely confused by this, I read the manual (sorry to men everywhere for letting us down by submitting to the manual).
..turns out the things I was trying to remove are just shiny covers that go over the bolts... :bang:
So, another life experience where it turns out
I'm the idiot.