What's made you smile today?

[Liquid Knight]

A radio feature triggered a childhood memory.

The Penny drop machine gave me a priceless life lesson. When I was little my family and I were on holiday in a static caravan beach resort (I think it was Yarmouth). I was down to my last five Pence and put them in a drop machine. Twelve Pence dropped and I put it almost straight back in. Then a rolled up £20 note dropped. I was ecstatic! That was enough for a hair cut, pub lunch and full tank of petrol so a lottery win by today's standards.
I opened the roll and it was a photocopy with "see cashier" written on the back. They gave me £20 worth of tokens that could only be used in their machines.
That is how politics works.

 

[StevenRB45]

Think there is something wrong with this Citroën.

 

[werdna]

Would it be to do with the lettering under the rear light ??? perhaps !!

 

[werdna]

Flippin t'internet is slower than dial up...bl**dy Cyber Monday !!

 

[StevenRB45]

Would it be to do with the lettering under the rear light ??? perhaps !!

Well either it's had an engine swap from a bravo/a or that badge suggests it's lost 4 valves somewhere or perhaps half the valves have split in half...who knows?

 

[scout]

Think there is something wrong with this Citroën.

Could it be the fact it's a Citroen?

It would definately ring alarm bells with me

 

[gadge]

Think there is something wrong with this Citroën.

It's on its side?

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

It's on its side?

Click and and like magic it rights itself

 

[SeanW]

Just heard a TomTom ad on the radio
Man: So, did the old bat get home alright?
MiL: Noo...the "old bat" is still here!!
TomTom: There's an alternative route 7 minutes quicker
*click-click click-click of the indicator

 

[ChrisUK]

4v's have probably staged a Coup d'état and defected back to France.

 

[Liquid Knight]

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

Small error by Toyota dealer when servicing the Prius last week, resolved without quibble, and as a good will gesture for the inconvenience it caused me they will fit my winter tyres to the 2nd set of alloys I've got FOC

Would never have got that from any of the Fiat dealerships I've dealt with!

 

[dombooth]

Small error by Toyota dealer when servicing the Prius last week, resolved without quibble, and as a good will gesture for the inconvenience it caused me they will fit my winter tyres to the 2nd set of alloys I've got FOC

Would never have got that from any of the Fiat dealerships I've dealt with!

You mean the 2nd set of alloys I've got? :devil:

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

You mean the 2nd set of alloys I've got? :devil:

Yep they're the ones

 

[Almurray42]

Saw An old lady get in her car, but she left the keys in the door and was looking around everywhere for where she put her keys! ;D In the end she got out and shut the door and saw the keys! Did make me chuckle!

 

[gadge]

Click and and like magic it rights itself

When I click on it, it's all wide and silly looking......... Unless that's how Citroen wanted to look

 

[varesecrazy]

When I click on it, it's all wide and silly looking......... Unless that's how Citroen wanted to look

reminds me of a nearly new ZX I saw years ago ( tipo Clone), with a LARGE official sticker along the bottom of the rear hatch screen

" ZX - everything about it says quality"

- it was upside down

 

[scout]

Finally got my dash wiring recall notice 5 months after I had it done. What amused me was the fact that it Demanded my "immediate attention". I called the dealer and they confirmed that it had already been done.

 

[Avaxbox]

Finally got my dash wiring recall notice 5 months after I had it done. What amused me was the fact that it Demanded my "immediate attention". I called the dealer and they confirmed that it had already been done.

What car is this on?

 

[Most Easterly Pandas]

What car is this on?

His 500 I'd assume.