What's made you not grumpy but not smile either today?

[The Panda Nut]

The funniest thing I found about 'Only Fans' is how when you went on it a few years back, before a log in, the front page was like some example of an older lady, who recorded her cooking videos and tips ... and the premise was OnlyFans was for people like this - you know, good honest humble wholesome hobbies shared for some reason privately. As if lol

The real 'Only Fans' is why there's girls who were in my class, not the brightest, buying their nice houses and driving Porsches - no bother to them!

Genuinely all over my head... Sad case of sheltered life?

 

[The Panda Nut]

I am guessing that website was a bit like one my ex wife found when looking for French Skipping I think for my daughters,which she thought involved jumping over strings in the play ground ? That wasn't what she found though.!!!

Now have I got to google that....

 

[bugsymike]

Genuinely all over my head... Sad case of sheltered life?

We used to reply "Bus Shelters" to those who claimed innocence ???

 

[The Panda Nut]

We used to reply "Bus Shelters" to those who claimed innocence ???

Googled french skipping and the only thing it came up with was.... skipping, or jumping two poles being bashed together and pulled apart. So its just skipping.... Maybe I need to use an alternative dictionary.

There are so many things you cant say these days its ridiculous. Bus shelters.... thats for waiting for busses. I dont know about these either. I did go on busses travelling home from school but other than that its all a blank. They are jus things to be overtaken on a pushbike LOL

Its time to get up and start shooting a pigeons. The racket these things make round here is awful. Every now ang again I go blast at them and they clear off for a few weeks. Using a machine gun in a built up area is sometimes controversial....

 

[The Panda Nut]

We used to reply "Bus Shelters" to those who claimed innocence ???

In my rural existence, hay stacks were way preferable to bus shelters...

 

[Pugglt Auld Jock]

It’s the type of fans that you pay for saucy content

Oh dear, what an innocent life I've led

 

[The Panda Nut]

Oh dear, what an innocent life I've led

No sir... We and of course, I use that term advisedly.... are gentlemen, well known in these parts.

When I find out what the term means I will of course elaborate... LOL

 

[The Panda Nut]

Car cleaning day. Poor Noop has been used as a builders wagon for 6 months. He is dusty, dirty and in need of a full detialed clean. The plastering is wall boarding with insulated board and its now 70% done, my man ran out of stuff so needs to get another delivery. Hopefully the plasterers in the more usual sense will be with us in a few more days. SO far all the socket boxes have been right and have gone in well and flush and its all looking good, Ive enjoyed Ivans company hes a decent man and attention to detail means its looking good. He has made it all look easy and thats a good indicator of skill. One of his sons works at out local locksmith and he recommended him. "My dad is a plasterer... or was , he sometimes does a job". " In fairness hes done some work in my house and he actually did a decent job". Does the tone sound familiar? LOL

All thes Iv'es. Ivan the plasterer, and Ivor the man who had the house before.

 

[Pugglt Auld Jock]

Car cleaning day. Poor Noop has been used as a builders wagon for 6 months. He is dusty, dirty and in need of a full detialed clean. The plastering is wall boarding with insulated board and its now 70% done, my man ran out of stuff so needs to get another delivery. Hopefully the plasterers in the more usual sense will be with us in a few more days. SO far all the socket boxes have been right and have gone in well and flush and its all looking good, Ive enjoyed Ivans company hes a decent man and attention to detail means its looking good. He has made it all look easy and thats a good indicator of skill. One of his sons works at out local locksmith and he recommended him. "My dad is a plasterer... or was , he sometimes does a job". " In fairness hes done some work in my house and he actually did a decent job". Does the tone sound familiar? LOL

All thes Iv'es. Ivan the plasterer, and Ivor the man who had the house before.

Not to forget "Ivor the engine?

 

[PuntoHowTo]

Oh dear, what an innocent life I've led

This was the sort of quality kids programming we had in the 80s



There is a good reason 80s kids are a bit messed up… well this and watership down. Because who isn’t going to enjoy a film about a bunch of rabbits with myxomatosis

 

[Pugglt Auld Jock]

This was the sort of quality kids programming we had in the 80s



There is a good reason 80s kids are a bit messed up… well this and watership down. Because who isn’t going to enjoy a film about a bunch of rabbits with myxomatosis

And don't forget the magic roundabout. Everyone thought Dougal the dog was high on the mushrooms!

Edit. It was much easier for us, The Flowerpot Men and Muffin the mule (we don't discuss his private life) and, of course, Andy Pandy.

 

[The Panda Nut]

And don't forget the magic roundabout. Everyone thought Dougal the dog was high on the mushrooms!

Edit. It was much easier for us, The Flowerpot Men and Muffin the mule (we don't discuss his private life) and, of course, Andy Pandy.

Thats right. Thats what it was!

 

[SB1500]

Genuinely all over my head... Sad case of sheltered life?

Long story short, it’s a paywalled website that mostly self-employed DIY adult video makers (mostly women) use to get some desperate guys with more money than quality-of-life to subscribe to. But the website itself promotes itself as if there’s some decent, non pornographic use to the site! Lol

 

[StevenRB45]

This was the sort of quality kids programming we had in the 80s



There is a good reason 80s kids are a bit messed up… well this and watership down. Because who isn’t going to enjoy a film about a bunch of rabbits with myxomatosis

Nevermind that..I remember happily watching Animals of farthing wood.

It was only recently pointed out to me it has a body count similar to midsummer murders.

 

[HughJarsse]

In my rural existence, hay stacks were way preferable to bus shelters...

or 'bike sheds' (wink wink, nudge nudge!!)

 

[bugsymike]

In my rural existence, hay stacks were way preferable to bus shelters...

I was very near to enticing a young lady into a hay stack many years ago until stupidly I mentioned there may be rats in it, happily the car was a suitable alternative.
Now "push bikes" were another thing I was unaware of until it was explained that the "village push bike" didn't need cycle clips.

 

[StevenRB45]

Wife had an over supply of milk so was donating to SCBU...

This involves the urgent blood people turning up at your house we were expecting a blood bike with the battenberg and the flashing lights at 8am.

My son was excited to see it.

At 7:50 a vehicle rolls up outside fully liveried "urgent blood" flashing lights the works.

My son was not so excited it was a Corolla estate...weirdly he's pretty over those

 

[bugsymike]

No sir... We and of course, I use that term advisedly.... are gentlemen, well known in these parts.

When I find out what the term means I will of course elaborate... LOL

I was told "gentlemen " were those that lifted the seat.

 

[Pugglt Auld Jock]

I was told "gentlemen " were those that lifted the seat.

I'm definitively not a "gentleman" then - Mrs J is always on at me to close the lid when I've finished!

 

[bugsymike]

I'm definitively not a "gentleman" then - Mrs J is always on at me to close the lid when I've finished!

Not so much the lid as the seat for splashes, unless of course you sit to P.