"Apple Intelligence". The new fancy, flashy features on the latest iPhones and my computer that are set to change the world. The first taste.. it's what I feared. Cool to mess around with, but not much use in practice.
It reminds me of my beloved hobby of Brutalist architecture. It looks at everything like a technical problem, with impressive technical solutions. And I love to learn all about these bold, radical new ways of thinking and how they will make everybody's lives better. Like living in the future.
But then, you wake up in your apartment or house, you open the curtains or walk outside, and you're faced with dull grey concrete, you're up insanely high off the ground. And you need to cross a foot bridge and loads of steps to get to the shop... it's all so, unnatural. It's not as nice as the piece in the Architects Journal made it sound in reality.
Same sort of experience. It comically summarised a, shall we say difficult conversation with the girlfriend this morning. Did a great job, three key points but it lacked all of the human touches to really 'stick it to me'. And it offered me some superb, professionally worded responses too. Only my phone is new enough to have this yet, hers isn't (for now). I was just thinking, instead of conversing with each other, it's "my robot will deal with your robot". It'll be quite sad.
I love technology, I love Apple especially who tend to get things right in the end where others failed. I just don't think AI is going to find its place in the world as long as it keeps trying to solve problems that don't exist. It should really just stick to giving me the best route home based on live data or menial tasks like that.
I'll probably turn it off when the buzz dies down.