OT: No Santa!

[Insomnia]

Don't be expecting Santa this year...

Saw this sign outside Debenhams in Folkestone and thought it was rather amusing

Dec '97 1.8GT / 135,000 miles
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[MickN69HLX]

i'm waiting up to try and catch him, i've got sleeping tablets hidden in the mince pies, need to see if hes as big as he looks on the xmas cards.

 

[James]

well ive been purched behind the chimney breast for 20 mins now with the air rifle but still no sign of him yet

il get the cat burgling b**tard

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[James]

just been informed hes done all of france and done his first house in london two reindeer have beed stabbed and another shot in the leg while trying to escape

well get him this year


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[MickN69HLX]

thought his punctuality stank, he's always late up here, two reindeer shot and stabbed you say, wonder if he carries some spairs or at least a punture repair kit, nice mince pies these mind, from greggs, 5 for a quid

 

[MickN69HLX]

wonder if adolf, was an alcoholic, thats why his nose is red, either that or he likes bloodsport. oh by the way, its xmas day

 

[MickN69HLX]

i'm falling asleep, damn mince pies

 

[Santa Claus]

Ho Ho ho, had to wait till the fat bugger fell asleep in front of the telly

 

[Anonymous]

when were u in folkestone? what for?

i was there sat night

 

[Insomnia]

Was out with mates.

I used to work in Folkestone but now have a lot of mates who live there.

How come you were down in my neck of the woods then? Did you experience the dire crap hole known as Indigo?! lol

Dec '97 1.8GT / 135,000 miles
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[Anonymous]

Back home safe, reindeer fine. Now have more people on the No No list.

See you or not next year.

Ciao

 

[Anonymous]

haha to anon

ins: my grandparents live there so went down with family and stayed there, couldnt imagine doing much else in folkstone, its a pensioners town, lol

 

[Insomnia]

Pensioners town? Hardly! Full of yobs

Dec '97 1.8GT / 135,000 miles
Current Status: Running Well

 

[seb]

i was gonna say that aswell, its wierd, there is deff a case of two extremes, on the way home at 12 the next day there was pensioners out for their afternoon walk everywhere, but then all i hear about is all these young yobds that i am yet to see