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The panda is not a "gay car". The Micra is
The panda is not a "gay car". The Micra is
Is the panda a gay car????
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Is the panda a gay car????
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Hay, maybe it's not so much of a myth after all.....
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When you’re writing something gay, you’re going to have to put in all of that homophobic queer-bashing ********. And I thought, I cannot bear to have Stuart Jones ever punched in the face. So actually all of the issue-led dramatic moments of gay drama all transferred onto the jeep. The jeep got spray-painted, drove into and attacked. It was avoiding the obvious clichés got transferred onto an object and because Stuart drove it, it was the gayest thing in it. The jeep drove the glass window in the car showroom in a moment of defiance. Rather than a gay man standing there with a banner going ‘I’m Gay, I’m Proud’, the jeep did it . . . Good
So that does it, Jeeps are the gayest cars ever!
Found this
When you’re writing something gay, you’re going to have to put in all of that homophobic queer-bashing ********. And I thought, I cannot bear to have Stuart Jones ever punched in the face. So actually all of the issue-led dramatic moments of gay drama all transferred onto the jeep. The jeep got spray-painted, drove into and attacked. It was avoiding the obvious clichés got transferred onto an object and because Stuart drove it, it was the gayest thing in it. The jeep drove the glass window in the car showroom in a moment of defiance. Rather than a gay man standing there with a banner going ‘I’m Gay, I’m Proud’, the jeep did it . . . Good
So that does it, Jeeps are the gayest cars ever!
From www.gay.com..... It offical, the Fiat Stilo is NOT GAY and I missed the memo about getting the jeep obvously
You’ve got ‘Queer as Folk’ to thank for giving us the concept of the gay car. Homosexuals everywhere suddenly had a black Jeep Wrangler convertible at the top of their wish list.
Jeep garages around the UK must suddenly have been wondering why they were getting requests for a car that looks happier hurtling down Hollywood Boulevard with the roof down than stuck in traffic around Piccadilly Circus. But suddenly the all-terrain Jeep, built for originally for the US army, was to be seen parked outside many a kitsch restaurant.
The Jeep isn’t the only car, however, to carry the gay tag. The ultimate must be Lady Penelope’s pink Rolls Royce complete with Parker and a ‘Fab 1’ number plate. I used to dream of owning that car when I was a kid. I put it up there with dating Elton John now. Something that doesn’t bear thinking about! But eh! I was young.
For a while a white golf convertible was the pink car. Again far from practical. But who wants practical anyway. In the US the VW Golf still screams queen thanks to a TV ad showing two cool guys picking up a chair in their motor.
If you want to go serious hairdresser Stateside then pick up a VW Cabrio. “Forget the Rainbow sticker, driving around in one of these says it all,” said Michael from San Francisco.
You’ll be hard pushed to find any of us rushing buy BMW key rings. Neither do we do Ferrari baseball hats or Jeep record bags. But I know more than a few gay men who are dying to get their hands on a 3.0 litre six-cylinder engine BMW Z3 Roadster. Everything from its sleek interior, streamlined designed and the neat grills on the wings shouts sex. I defy anyone to turn down a spin on a Sunday afternoon in one of these.
Somehow I can't see many, if any, gay men rushing out to buy the new crop of tall hatchbacks - the Fiat Stilo, Hyundrai Matrix and Peugeot 307. Ok, they are practical, adaptable and good on fuel. But they just don't scream 'look at me'!
I myself would never, ever say not to a Porsche. Especially a Porsche 356 Carrera Speedster, the ultimate road car built in the 50s. There is something about Porsche cars that just ooze sex appeal, especially the older models.
Somehow I think Volvo's 4X4 sports-utility car out next year will pick up a gay following. The XC90 is super-safe, comfortable and looks the part for those country weekend parties. Downside is it isn't available in the UK until next autumn.
You’ve got ‘Queer as Folk’ to thank for giving us the concept of the gay car. Homosexuals everywhere suddenly had a black Jeep Wrangler convertible at the top of their wish list.
Jeep garages around the UK must suddenly have been wondering why they were getting requests for a car that looks happier hurtling down Hollywood Boulevard with the roof down than stuck in traffic around Piccadilly Circus. But suddenly the all-terrain Jeep, built for originally for the US army, was to be seen parked outside many a kitsch restaurant.
The Jeep isn’t the only car, however, to carry the gay tag. The ultimate must be Lady Penelope’s pink Rolls Royce complete with Parker and a ‘Fab 1’ number plate. I used to dream of owning that car when I was a kid. I put it up there with dating Elton John now. Something that doesn’t bear thinking about! But eh! I was young.
For a while a white golf convertible was the pink car. Again far from practical. But who wants practical anyway. In the US the VW Golf still screams queen thanks to a TV ad showing two cool guys picking up a chair in their motor.
If you want to go serious hairdresser Stateside then pick up a VW Cabrio. “Forget the Rainbow sticker, driving around in one of these says it all,” said Michael from San Francisco.
You’ll be hard pushed to find any of us rushing buy BMW key rings. Neither do we do Ferrari baseball hats or Jeep record bags. But I know more than a few gay men who are dying to get their hands on a 3.0 litre six-cylinder engine BMW Z3 Roadster. Everything from its sleek interior, streamlined designed and the neat grills on the wings shouts sex. I defy anyone to turn down a spin on a Sunday afternoon in one of these.
Somehow I can't see many, if any, gay men rushing out to buy the new crop of tall hatchbacks - the Fiat Stilo, Hyundrai Matrix and Peugeot 307. Ok, they are practical, adaptable and good on fuel. But they just don't scream 'look at me'!
I myself would never, ever say not to a Porsche. Especially a Porsche 356 Carrera Speedster, the ultimate road car built in the 50s. There is something about Porsche cars that just ooze sex appeal, especially the older models.
Somehow I think Volvo's 4X4 sports-utility car out next year will pick up a gay following. The XC90 is super-safe, comfortable and looks the part for those country weekend parties. Downside is it isn't available in the UK until next autumn.
whats a Rainbow sticker? is it like an i am gay badge?
dave said:
You've honestly never seen the rainbow flag????
Really need to get out more! (or I'm going to all the wrong bars maybe
)(in other words yeah, it's a "I'm gay" sticker/flag.....)
Jim
i seen them but didnt know what they was
ok, that diesel panda thing is coming out next month, there 400 of them and they cost 9 grand.....
Jim
Jim
£9000? I'd wait a year and get two for a tenner...
e505jpy said:You've honestly never seen the rainbow flag????
Really need to get out more! (or I'm going to all the wrong bars maybe
(in other words yeah, it's a "I'm gay" sticker/flag.....)
Jim
so basically zippy, george and bungle are........omg you totally destroyed my childhood innocence!
and no driving a panda doesnt imply one thing or the other
You never thought they where gay? (like they all slept in the same bed!!!!)
George, the pink, camp Hippo????
God, you had a sheltered childhood!!!
Jim
George, the pink, camp Hippo????
God, you had a sheltered childhood!!!
Jim
Steve said:
Really? I'm trying to get a 20 year old peice of crap and that woman is looking 150 quid for it!!
Mmmm....
Jim
After much discussion, The Panda forum is NOT gay but LL is!!!
Just thought I'd announce that! hehe!
Jim
Just thought I'd announce that! hehe!
Jim
LL is out i was always suspicious of that section
i was always suspicious of that section
e505jpy said:
Hyperbole - deliberate exageration for effect.
