Is the panda a gay car????

[JimMagill]

Yes, Panda's are very gay, there is no way on Earth I would drive one of those (or any small FIAT for that matter). Instead I drive a real man's car, a Mazda MX5. You can't get more hetrosexual than that. It's the Bill Clinton of convertibles.

Jonathan

Pandas are not gay! There Queer!

And Mx5's are Poofy (Cause my boyfriend has one, so I'd know!)

So there

The only (out) gay on the forum (apparenlty) has spoken!

Jim

 

[Steven]

He prays on old people that have immaculate old pandas and diddles them out of there cars for much less than there market value. You can often see steve hanging around the streets of east Belfast looking for is next victim. He's the FiatForum equivalent of 'Richard Hillman' from Coronation Street

I have proof of this!

See HERE!

Jim

There's actually some truth in this...

 

[JimMagill]

...the only thing that saves me from ending up in the foundations of the new appartments is that he couldn't afford the running costs of juppy!

(we can't either, but Alan's still got a spare kidney he doesn't need.....)


Jim

 

[Steven]

I'll bide my time Jim. :devil:

 

[Steven]

I asked my boss, who is gay, and he said he would like either a Smart, Mini Cooper or a Ford Ka. He wouldn't drive a Panda.

Conclusive poof, sorry proof, that Pandas aren't gay cars.

 

[JimMagill]

I asked my boss, who is gay, and he said he would like either a Smart, Mini Cooper or a Ford Ka. He wouldn't drive a Panda.

Conclusive poof, sorry proof, that Pandas aren't gay cars.

That's cause the only panda he's ever seen would be yours......

(oh, I feel sooo mean for that now.... God I'm turning into Karen from will and grace! )

It's a lovely panda, it's just the bull bars probably scares him a bit cause there maybe a bit macho for him. Go find a Lezzy to ask.....

Anyway, what does said poofy boss ACTUALLY drive?

hehe

Jim

 

[FiatStiloJTD]

Yes, Panda's are very gay, there is no way on Earth I would drive one of those (or any small FIAT for that matter). Instead I drive a real man's car, a Mazda MX5. You can't get more hetrosexual than that. It's the Bill Clinton of convertibles.

Jonathan

Your saying a FLIPPING PANDA IS GAY, i would be more worried about yourself, driving a Mazda MX5 is as said previously a poofy car, you want a Masarati, Lancia, Alfa or something with individuality.

A Mazda MX5 is up in my ranks of one of the worst cars ever along with the Suzuki Jimmy (although i fun to drive), the Micra (and soon to be the Micra C+C (the convertable)), Vauxhall Novas and the BMW One Series.

Let me reitterate my point a Mazda MX5 is not a....

'real man's car'.

Sorry for the drone

And the Panda was a milestone, one of the first affordable fun cars to drive, i mean look how more advanced and efficient a Fiat engine is compared to a Fiesta.

Jealousy is sometimes hard to admit, and i think you've realised the Panda has far more appeal (to all age groups) than that of the hairdressers car (MX5)

 

[StripeyMiata]

I had a Ka once....

Anyway Steve, you must admit that the Panda Pink is a little camp to say the least

Jonathan

 

[JimMagill]

I aggree, lets run the wannabe poofs outa the forum on there first day here!!!




Jim

 

[Steven]

Anyway, what does said poofy boss ACTUALLY drive?

He doesn't, he lives in the city centre and gets the bus! Imagine that!

 

[Steven]

Anyway Steve, you must admit that the Panda Pink is a little camp to say the least

Undoubtedly. You would need to be very very gay or very very straight and completely comfortable in your sexuality to drive one.

 

[Steven]

That's cause the only panda he's ever seen would be yours......

That please me. My Panda is ungay.

 

[JimMagill]

He doesn't, he lives in the city centre and gets the bus! Imagine that!

Oh god, he's really gay! (the really gayest of the gay don't drive)


Jim

 

[JimMagill]

That please me. My Panda is ungay.

Yeah, cause it's a lezzy car!
(it's TankGirls panda!)
hehehehehehe!

Jim

 

[StripeyMiata]

Your saying a FLIPPING PANDA IS GAY, i would be more worried about yourself, driving a Mazda MX5 is as said previously a poofy car, you want a Masarati, Lancia, Alfa or something with individuality.(MX5)

Relax, it was just a joke for Steve and Jim's benefit (although I do really own a MX5 ), I have a Alfa and a FIAT (yup, asking for double trouble )

I'm right with you on the BMW One, it reminds me of one of these

Go find a Lezzy to ask.....

Na, all they like are Subaru Impreza's... and ladies pro golf obvioulsy

Jonathan

 

[christopher watson]

maybe what i should have asked is - is the panda gay

 

[StripeyMiata]

What about this one then?

Jonathan

 

[Steven]

That is exceedingly gay. We're sort of going around in circles here.

 

[StripeyMiata]

We're sort of going around in circles here.

Yep

I'd love to know what happened to the one is Lisburn, it was in mint condition....

Jonathan

 

[JimMagill]

maybe what i should have asked is - is the panda gay

There's some questions that just shouldn't be asked......

(and this was feckin on of them! )


Juppy has stated for the record that he's not gay!

Jim