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I’m so tempted to take a mechanics course after all this bs I have went thro, I know it will take a couple of years but so what, if I can do computer science in 4 years as a bachelors I’m sure I’m smarter than Johnny down the road who took an apprenticeship and found a way to scam people who have no knowledge about cars. Scum bags
 
“I completely agree, but regarding the exhaust the full exhaust system is about £105 online, excluding labour, usually something like this is about 1 hour to fit max but known what mechanics do and how they love scamming people they will probably charge me £120 for 2 hours labour although it only takes one. Absolutely disgusting taking advantage of people with no knowledge about cars, disgusting vile low life behaviour but I guess I have no one else that I could trust in my area”
Correct

There are still honest people out there. Just harder to find.
 
I’m so tempted to take a mechanics course after all this bs I have went thro, I know it will take a couple of years but so what, if I can do computer science in 4 years as a bachelors I’m sure I’m smarter than Johnny down the road who took an apprenticeship and found a way to scam people who have no knowledge about cars. Scum bags
Seen a few schemes

where you rent a garage ramp and get guided into what to do

None near me though.
 
Correct

There are still honest people out there. Just harder to find.

I’m pretty sure if I stole £60 from an elderly lady I would be put behind the cells or even £480 I would be facing a couple of months in cells. The £60 happened to me grandma her left side light went out went to a grage and she was charged £60 for the replacement and she had a Toyota auris. The £480 my grandad 2 years ago during winter had blown a fuse went to a mechanic in Scotland Bathgate and was charged £480 for a fuse replacment. They made it out to be something else the scum bags but it wasn’t because I had the same problem with the exact same type of car that my dad drove. Just find it disgusting that the police let arseholes like this away with it as long as they pay tax. I actually hate the UK, full of scammers and scumbags and you are not allowed to stick up for yourself. Hate to call myself British
 
Seen a few schemes

where you rent a garage ramp and get guided into what to do

None near me though.
Yeah, I've looked into them a few times but the trouble is they're time based so what happens when you've got it up in the air, all in pieces and find the bit you bought doesn't fit and the car's not got any suspension on it now? or maybe just run into something like a main subframe bolt you've managed to snap? At home, although there's always the weather to contend with, I can just leave it up on it's stands for as long as is needed.
 
Motto is: If you don't self-spanner (beyond the little stuff I do, and therefore anyone should be capable of) then find a man or woman who does and who has a good reputation by asking around.

If using an unknown garage, ask for an indication of the cost up front.
 
I’m pretty sure if I stole £60 from an elderly lady I would be put behind the cells or even £480 I would be facing a couple of months in cells. The £60 happened to me grandma her left side light went out went to a grage and she was charged £60 for the replacement and she had a Toyota auris. The £480 my grandad 2 years ago during winter had blown a fuse went to a mechanic in Scotland Bathgate and was charged £480 for a fuse replacment. They made it out to be something else the scum bags but it wasn’t because I had the same problem with the exact same type of car that my dad drove. Just find it disgusting that the police let arseholes like this away with it as long as they pay tax. I actually hate the UK, full of scammers and scumbags and you are not allowed to stick up for yourself. Hate to call myself British
I dont hate being British I just hate scammers. We all have to be educated customers - be the NHS or a car repair garage. It is tough on the elderly but then it's down to us kids to keep an eye on our elders. My mother was a nightmare for breaking stuff and getting it fixed for silly money. Bt when stuff breaks on older cars, the costs for professional repairs are always high. That lets in the scammers so we have to watch our folks like hawks.

The alternative is government regulation of everything. Russia shows us how that goes.
 
I’m so tempted to take a mechanics course after all this bs I have went thro, I know it will take a couple of years but so what, if I can do computer science in 4 years as a bachelors I’m sure I’m smarter than Johnny down the road who took an apprenticeship and found a way to scam people who have no knowledge about cars. Scum bags
That's not such a silly idea. But give some consideration to maybe doing evening classes first which will be affordable and let you decide whether you really want to get involved in the considerable amount of time you'll need to do a certificated course with professional qualification. Just do some in depth research as to what the course offers. I ran evening courses for over 10 years for our local community education department. I ran a beginners course which was very basic, stuff like under bonnet checks including understanding about brake fluids and coolant types, checking drive belts, tyre pressures, changing a wheel, renewing wiper blades, changing a bulb (not so easy on some and diabolically difficult on a few, and that sort of thing. Then, on a different day of the week I did a more advanced course which aimed to cover very basic service work, like oil and filter changes, Pollen filters (some of which can be a real trial to do) spark plugs, checking brake fluid for moisture, fitting new brake pads (and discs if someone wanted to go that far) and more. I also did a women only course which had a basic structure similar to the basic course but I'd ask them if there was anything they particularly wanted to know about and address that. That course was one of my most successful and always fully booked. It was quite "social" too and often ended up in the pub at the end of the evening!

If you get on a good well run course you can learn a lot for not too much money.
 
An experienced spanner flinger knows what's tight enough and what's likely to shear off. But the latter an be dealt with and the former is avoided by always using a torque wrench. I have a little one for ordinary bolts and a big one for everything else. They hardly ever get used but I'd not be without them.
 
An experienced spanner flinger knows what's tight enough and what's likely to shear off. But the latter an be dealt with and the former is avoided by always using a torque wrench. I have a little one for ordinary bolts and a big one for everything else. They hardly ever get used but I'd not be without them.
Yes, knowing how tight is "proper tight" is one of the greatest skills a mechanic - or any fitter - can acquire. Of course it's different for every size. Makes an enormous difference when working aggressive bonus schemes.

When I started out you would only go to the stores and book out the torque wrench for stuff like cylinder heads and engine internals, maybe the occasional gearbox main shaft nut? Now a days, with all the ally casings, small sized fittings and torque to yield fixings I actually have one 3/8" drive, two medium range 1/2", one beam type 1/2", one upper range 1/2" and one electronic 1/2" torque wrench, and wouldn't be without any of them. The 3/8 covers most of the small stuff but I have been tempted a couple of times to splash out on a 1/4" drive tool but would use it so seldom I've resisted so far. Still do up a lot of stuff with the built in 5 digit ones on the end of my arms though.
 
Years ago..

I bought a Trailer tent..
Gave it a Saturday night test.. before our weeks holiday

Quick bit of dual carriageway a tyre burst..
Got out of the way ok.. came to change the Nearside wheel for the ANCIENT spare wheel

Wheelbrace on it.. ' ooh thats tight'
Moved onto another..and another

All 4 were REALLY tight..

Well it has got to come off... big heave.. sheared the stud :-(

Breakdown arrived...
'JEEZ they are tight'... hang on Ive got an idea...

They were LeftHand Threads!! He worked on Commercials.. which used LH on nearside.. but never seen it on a trailer

I worken on some EV driveshafts recently.. that used LH threads on 'one side'...

PITA if you cannot see any exposed threads though.
 
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