Technical Failed MOT

[AnthonyH]

One thing I will not drink is cheap or any white wine, I was superfit at the time and did a lot of rowing, running weight lifting etc. but found it had a negative effect on my love life, fortunately five children, seven grand children and two ex wives it did seem to wear off.

I was quite proud of having brachycardia (low heart rate), i ran so much my resting heart rate was 38-40 beats per minute. Now i only occasionally go jogging my heart rate is back to a more usual 60 bpm

 

[Mike1alike]

One thing I will not drink is cheap or any white wine

I used to consider white wine not real wine.
Now, I rather like it, sometimes.

 

[AnthonyH]

We will be signing you up for AA next.

Is my car maintenance that bad? I need the RAC and the AA?

 

[bugsymike]

I was quite proud of having brachycardia (low heart rate), i ran so much my resting heart rate was 38-40 beats per minute. Now i only occasionally go jogging my heart rate is back to a more usual 60 bpm

I have a neighbour with 40 bpm but it didn't stop him needing a load of stents after a blue light free taxi ride.

 

[AnthonyH]

I used to consider white wine not real wine.
Now, I rather like it, sometimes.

I prefer dry white wine, i have a sweet tooth but can't drink sweet wine, red is too dry on average, rose tastes artifical.

 

[bugsymike]

Is my car maintenance that bad? I need the RAC and the AA?

Not sure about the first, is it the Royal Alcoholic Club?

 

[AnthonyH]

I have a neighbour with 40 bpm but it didn't stop him needing a load of stents after a blue light free taxi ride.

I used to know a guy who was superfit, played pro football for Wrexham, thin as a rake his whole life. Then he got older started getting a bit dizzy and the doctors fitted a pacemaker to speed his heart up, and it caused him to have a stroke, etc. I think he was just a fit guy and didn't need the pacemaker, but i'm no doctor.

 

[AnthonyH]

Not sure about the first, is it the Royal Alcoholic Club?

Feels like a famous quote sort of moment...

• Winston Churchill: "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
• Ernest Hemingway: "I drink to make other people more interesting."
• George Burns: "It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
• Frank Sinatra: "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."

I like the third best. What about the 2 Mikes?

 

[bugsymike]

Feels like a famous quote sort of moment...

• Winston Churchill: "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
• Ernest Hemingway: "I drink to make other people more interesting."
• George Burns: "It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
• Frank Sinatra: "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."

I like the third best. What about the 2 Mikes?

If I didn't think you were looking these up on your phone I would be impressed.

 

[AnthonyH]

Whatdayamean? I know them off by heart

 

[bugsymike]

Whatdayamean? I know them off by heart

Is this the heart that only works half the time of every normal person?

 

[AnthonyH]

Is this the heart that only works half the time of every normal person?

So i'm half hearted, i can live with that lol

 

[AnthonyH]

Now i'm onto quotes i looked up some Groucho Marx;

Classic Groucho Puns & Observations

• "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
• "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
• "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
• "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
• "She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
  

About Himself & Life

• • "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
  • "I intend to live forever, or die trying."
  • "A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
  • "Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."

On Society & Relationships

• • "Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
  • "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
  • "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel."
    

 

[bugsymike]

So i'm half hearted, i can live with that lol

Here I sit broken hearted paid a penny and only............?
I think it hi time this "failed Mot post " was moved to the smile section or there are going to be a lot of confused newbys.

 

[AnthonyH]

Oh and my favourite Groucho Marx quote;

Always makes me chuckle this one lol

 

[porta]

Nothing wrong with chilled Italian red wine, the Italians do it…as for coffee, nobody speaks to me unless I’ve had three, on nine so far, so room for four more, all black, no sugar…ground French or Italian (Colombian I believe)

 

[Greasytrucker]

We will be signing you up for AA next.

Christ don’t want Anthony turning up when I’m broken down on the side of the road……I’m getting visions of him popping the bonnet and hitting random things with his hammer. All the time swigging on a can of Monster. Wonder if he’d suit a yellow van

 

[AnthonyH]

Nothing wrong with chilled Italian red wine, the Italians do it…as for coffee, nobody speaks to me unless I’ve had three, on nine so far, so room for four more, all black, no sugar…ground French or Italian (Colombian I believe)

you have super power caffeine flowing through your veins

 

[bugsymike]

Christ don’t want Anthony turning up when I’m broken down on the side of the road……I’m getting visions of him popping the bonnet and hitting random things with his hammer. All the time swigging on a can of Monster. Wonder if he’d suit a yellow van

Be careful he went for a run last night , so he may be in Lycra.

 

[AnthonyH]

Christ don’t want Anthony turning up when I’m broken down on the side of the road……I’m getting visions of him popping the bonnet and hitting random things with his hammer. All the time swigging on a can of Monster. Wonder if he’d suit a yellow van

Might work on the starter motor Not sure about the rest