Phrases you can't stand

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Phrases you can't stand

A woman at work today kept saying 'it's not my fault' about several things that WERE her fault, thing is she knew we knew it was :bang:

Stop saying it. argh, i've been in the job over three years and you're going on to three months tops :rolleyes:

At the end of the day.. (n)
Come to think of it :(
Isn't this weather horrible :idea: it normally is this time of year!

Fix it again tomorrow. :confused: Boy racers say it, then they break down and i drive past.. Laughing :p
 
I have a guy in my work who says

"In my head I think" alot.

Get on great with him but, my god. After hearing it 1029038903829103 times every day, it gets on your wick

One quadrillion, twenty nine trillion, thirty eight billion, nine hundred and three million, eight hundred and twenty nine thousand, one hundred and three times a day? He has some mouth and set of lungs :D
 
Fix it again tomorrow. :confused: Boy racers say it, then they break down and i drive past.. Laughing :p

To which anyone who says that to me will get cut down very very fast when I make dirt of their cars ;)

Hold On Not Done Accelerating
Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads
Car Of Rust On Last Legs Again
Still Trash After Repair Like Every Toygoata
Now In Some Shítty Automobile Nightmare
Poor Ride Involves Making Everyone Retch Again
Screwed Up Beyond Any Repair Usually
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
Fabricator Of Rusty Devices.... Wait :eek: :bang:
 
There isn't really any phrases that annoy me as such. It's this new wave of rappers with poor time keeping skills trying to cram as many words into a 4/4 time scale,( im a musician :slayer:) thats right im looking at you Wretch 32 ( what a terrible name) and Tinchy Stryder. Also pronunciation really annoys me, people saying "Aks" instead of "ASK":bang:

Had a think there, lot of phrases i hate ( i lied )

BRUV - hate it
Kiddo - my boss used this one on me and was met with death glare
Listen Son - My boss also used this one on me, replied with relevant Dad joke.
"Im available between 1pm and 3pm" - Me
"Could you come at 4"? - customer.:bang:
Please call to arrange ETA. Im sorry but how can something estimated be arranged? its a guess!

well thats my contribution.
 
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