Phrases you can't stand

gadge · Nov 22, 2011

when people say on their facebook quotes............"i am what i am and if you don't like me thats your problem!!".........well clearly its your problem because your the only one whos bothered about it?

and when people say "oh my god thats so random"........ is it really?

oh, and when people use the word "uber" to discribe something?..... what the F**K is uber???

pooroldcodger · Nov 22, 2011

During the consumer goods riots/looting in the summer, some scrotes were robbing a local off-license in Salford whilst a fat ugly chav mother stood watching, and trying top defend the looters as though they had a just cause. A chap came by and said to her that he blamed the parents (clearly directed at her).
She said "jog on, it's nowt to do wi you, so jog on"
Jog on? I'm not violent but I wanted to punch her through the TV screen.
Jog on? Where did that come from?

pooroldcodger · Nov 22, 2011

During the consumer goods riots/looting in the summer, some scrotes were robbing a local off-license in Salford whilst a fat ugly chav mother stood watching, and trying top defend the looters as though they had a just cause. A chap came by and said to her that he blamed the parents (clearly directed at her).
She said "jog on, it's nowt to do wi you, so jog on"
Jog on? I'm not violent but I wanted to punch her through the TV screen.
Jog on? Where did that come from?

Grainge16 · Nov 22, 2011

"How can I Help" when you clearly don't need help/they clearly can't help

Reem

I work in a coffee shop, and one that really annoys us when we say "would you like skimmed or whole milk" and the customer replys "normal milk"- It's like, how the f**k do I know what your normal milk is-idiots

gadge · Nov 22, 2011

pooroldcodger said:
During the consumer goods riots/looting in the summer, some scrotes were robbing a local off-license in Salford whilst a fat ugly chav mother stood watching, and trying top defend the looters as though they had a just cause. A chap came by and said to her that he blamed the parents (clearly directed at her).
She said "jog on, it's nowt to do wi you, so jog on"
Jog on? I'm not violent but I wanted to punch her through the TV screen.
Jog on? Where did that come from?

i remember that interview too, .....the fat chav was trying to say that the kids were just "expressing how angry they were at the government..." ....(and grabbing a free tv while they were at it?).
its funny that the same sense of violence that you felt when she said "jog on" went though me too?

ChrisUK · Nov 22, 2011

Tap that

Asap

heard that

Twenty four seven

m20b25 · Nov 22, 2011

jimboy said:
Are you Irish?

Why yes I am, thank you

Another one: Clipboard w*nkers on streets asking for "a moment of your time to listen me ramble on about utter crap...." Let me take a minute of your time to ram that board where the sun don't shine, in the bin

Vance · Nov 22, 2011

Stu DemonD said:
Both 'brought' and 'bought' are words though, it all depends on what context you are using them in.

If you bring something along - then the past tense of that is 'brought' - so I brought it along with me yesterday.

If you buy something - then the past tense of that is 'bought' - so I bought something yesterday.

So there we go

I meant it in the terms of buying something as in "I brought a sick citroen saxo da ova day"

Catch my drift now?

Also, "my bad"

Dominion · Nov 22, 2011

pooroldcodger said:
Never heard that one.
It must be a Wingerworthism!

I hear it on TV loads too!

I also hate "I'd smash her back doors in" and any other phrase people hear on TV and decide to claim as their own.

Also pretty much everything professional footballers say during interviews.

And everything that can be suffixed with ".com", for example, tired.com, bored.co, annoying.com

pooroldcodger · Nov 22, 2011

gadgemyster said:
i remember that interview too, .....the fat chav was trying to say that the kids were just "expressing how angry they were at the government..." ....(and grabbing a free tv while they were at it?).
its funny that the same sense of violence that you felt when she said "jog on" went though me too?

I think it was the combination of her ridiculous justification for thieving.
Doing so in front of her kids, so you can guess how they will turn out
and the "Jog On". It still winds me up now!

jimboy · Nov 22, 2011

m20b25 said:
Why yes I am, thank you

Don't worry about it, it's not your fault Now where's my clip board

colin79666 · Nov 22, 2011

"In terms of"

It has its legitimate uses, but it is a way overused statement!

AgnessGP · Nov 22, 2011

"'Im on it" "Were on it" "Lets get on it"

Any variation of "On it"

jip0 · Nov 22, 2011

sammclean23 said:
"'Im on it" "Were on it" "Lets get on it"

Any variation of "On it"

on it like a car bonnet

AgnessGP · Nov 22, 2011

jip0 said:
on it like a car bonnet

Like sonic on vodka tonic

(Just heard it on an advert now :bang: lol)

jnoiles · Nov 22, 2011

Everything said by anyone on Sky News. When I rule the world there will be a television channel where everyone even remotely associated with Sky News will be tortured live on TV.

Booth · Nov 22, 2011

Grainge16 said:
I work in a coffee shop, and one that really annoys us when we say "would you like skimmed or whole milk" and the customer replys "normal milk"- It's like, how the f**k do I know what your normal milk is-idiots

Semi Skimmed

GrandeGuy · Nov 22, 2011

"i cant i'm on my period"

"innit"

"think on"

And "Mind on"

AgnessGP · Nov 22, 2011

Not so much a phrase, but most americanisms e.g. "douche"

Grainge16 · Nov 22, 2011

PuntoBooth said:
Semi Skimmed

We don't stock semi skimmed, and we aren't allowed to mix due to health and safety

Just another one of a large chain's stupid policies :bang:

I agree however it is most people's normal milk, why they cant stock it is beyond me

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