Me and sam being thick

Taking the ulysse down to MOT, I was driving sporting behind when sam pulls over, the ulysse was making the most revolting screetching noise...really really loud...thought bugger why now, mine has been knocking on the engine for about a day and now his buggering up...

Have a look under the bonnet, the casing round the belt had snapped, pulled it off for now and tried to carry on, same noise, but worse!!!!

Have another look......turns out the cover for his headlights had fallen into his belts lol One costly repair bill down .... phew..

Sporting was still knocking like a moo, got the ulysse to mot centre, checked for about the 10th time under my bonnet...no noise, only from inside the car..coming from behind the dash-ish......

listened, listened, listened, turned on wipers, noise stopped

So from what we thought could be 2 buggered cars, its actually only cost us £100 to get the ulysse sorted so I'm smiling

Vimto Rolf said:

my smile: plans for friday.

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Night in with a bottle of bells, your porn and ya right hand??

maddogmorg said:

pics or GTFO

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hmmm.

had a nice phone gossip with Helz

MK2PuntoDan said:

Night in with a bottle of bells, your porn and ya right hand??

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nope.

pub with about ten lads, takeaway, film marathon with a few crates between us.

todays smiles: interesting computer platform lesson. was more like philosophy and ben invited to go see man u at old tafford for free and my mate would drive. couldnt be bothered though

Travelodge have refunded me all my money cos the hotel was minging :yuck: I was due to stay there 4 nights but left after the first one it was so bad

Seeing the girl of my dreams

Charlotte said:

Travelodge have refunded me all my money cos the hotel was minging :yuck: I was due to stay there 4 nights but left after the first one it was so bad

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i tell you ages ago they stink of ****

Charlotte said:

Travelodge have refunded me all my money cos the hotel was minging :yuck: I was due to stay there 4 nights but left after the first one it was so bad

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Well done it pays to complain

Did you take pictures sell them to a newspaper and make some more money :devil:


How you feeling now Charlotte any better?



My smile postie delivered these today



so time for some Culling its costing me a fortune in Rat poison...

just need to knock up some boxes to keep the local cats and "good wildlife" off them

Slapped a job advert for a job very similar to mine but for 11k more onto my bosses desk - he said he'd see what he can do as he needs to bring my salary in line with the rest of the world :slayer::slayer:

Fingers crossed!

Also found out my landy has two alternators for some reason it makes me feel cool!

rallycinq said:

Third smile is that I get fuel back at just over 10p per mile (its a company car) and managed to average 68.6 mpg, so at 103.9 per litre i have some 'free' private mileage to come.

Cheers

SPD

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if i got that little id be upset

my smile... a really good laugh at work dont think ive ever giggled as much... especially when 'norman' came in and turned the laminator to 150 degrees ... so me and das gave him the 3rd degree and pointed fingers

and playing on the play equipment at lunch... i fell of the ridgerider onto the bark surfacing... and then stood on the typhooon when someone pulled it round... so fun :devil:

JFL said:

if i got that little id be upset

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But in a company car that's win win anything you can do to spend less than 10p per mile (should be easy with a gently does it right foot) is money in the pocket and you don't have to worry about wear and tear of your own car

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But in a company car that's win win anything you can do to spend less than 10p per mile (should be easy with a gently does it right foot) is money in the pocket and you don't have to worry about wear and tear of your own car

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i completely didnt read the company car bit... my bad

Finally got the cinq running whoop whoop! What a biatch she was having none of it! Wouldn't jump from the landy kept flooding and then cutting out smelt awesome but didn't really help.

Took the front part of air box off then swapped batteries over, odly enough started first time :bang: but then so did the landy from the duff cinq battery. Swapped them back for good measure LOL!

Dinner on it's way!

Had an decent day. Couldn't really speak to that girl cos her mate who is my mate was ill so couldn't really talk as she is the bridge.. tomorrow though (im blabbing)

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i was bored so got the blood pressure and heart rate monitor out for a little experiment.

first a non cheated relaxed reading:

bp: 141/79

rhr: 60

whilst having a fag:

bp: 168/140

rhr: 114

forceably dropping my heart rate and blood pressure:

bp: 156/101

rhr: 90


dont mean much in the scheme of things but still thought it were quite interesting.

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I really really wish i had a life as interesting as yours.

I was quite miserable today tbh...
Until I went to the gym, and saw a fat kid on a treadmill, sprinting on a high level. Epic...

Vroooooom, tssh. Vrooooooooooooooooooooooooom Tsssh. Say no more .

Nearly 3 hours since starting to fill out my forms for Sunday...I have finally finished them! Need to get them sent special delivery in the morning though.

A rather successful night out