but after deciding splashing it on all over was a bit naff and dad like.....

there was only one choice....who wants to show how old they are by remembering the product?

"I used to wake each morning, and really go to town,
Here and there, different smells, I really shopped around,
Now I use Insignia, shampoo to shower gel,
Deoderant and aftershave, a one all over smell."


dammit i feel old now.............

Jai said:

but after deciding splashing it on all over was a bit naff and dad like.....

there was only one choice....who wants to show how old they are by remembering the product?

"I used to wake each morning, and really go to town,
Here and there, different smells, I really shopped around,
Now I use Insignia, shampoo to shower gel,
Deoderant and aftershave, a one all over smell."


dammit i feel old now.............

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Clue's in the text - Insignia

see senility...i'm really that old and crumbly....i crave sleep, and the bosom of a hot wench....bye

you know you can still get http://cgi.ebay.com/Faberge-Denim-A...nal-100ml_W0QQitemZ280111515289QQcmdZViewItem
For men who don't have to try too hard.

PMSL - d'oh...

But yes, I remember it

What's your secret, Susie Q?
The boys all seem to go for you.

It's true the boys all like my style,
But the secret is my winning smile.

Ultra Brite gets you noticed!
Take Cindy:
For three weeks Cindy had flown with Captain Jim Sinclair —
but Jim felt Cindy was strictly coffee, tea, or milk.
Then Cindy discovered Ultra Brite!
Ultra Brite! Dynamite white! Dynamite fresh!
It got her noticed!
That night Cindy and Jim took off together.
Her feet haven't touched the ground since!
Try new Ultra Brite — for a smile so white ....
It gets you noticed!

The length you go to for pleasure.




Benson & Hedges

Pure Gold, from Benson & Hedges.

The length you go to for pleasure.

Flick your Bic
























Bic lighters

You know, you can come across some funny old partnerships!
There's the George and Dragon, the Dog and Duck ... and even the Punch and Judy!
But there's one double act that gets on famously everywhere ...
A Pint and Castella ... a Castella cigar ... long, smooth, and mellow.
Wherever there's a friendly pub, have a Pint and Castella.
Get them together!

you got to sing this one...

When I wake up in the mornin' light
I pull on my jeans and I feel all right,
I pull my blue jeans on,
I pull my Brutus jeans on

Calvin Klein jeans: 1970s

Young Brooke Shields: You know what comes between me and my Calvin's? Nothing!

You showing your age now, I don't remember anything like that... never ever heard of that

Does your bra do everything it could for your figure?









If not, try the Playtex cross-your-heart bra.
This tape measure shows how every cross-your-heart bra
crosses over, lifts and separates —
to give you a better, younger looking figure.
So if your bra doesn't do all it could for your figure,
buy the famous cross-your-heart bra from Playtex,
And cross over to a better figure.


that was before thet realised push um in and squeeze um up was better

remember this one?

Show them (show them) you're a Slimcea girl
You're a slim girl in a new and exciting world!
Show them you're a Slimcea girl!


realy was just tiny slicecs of bread so corse it was gonna be less calories a slice :nutter:

another one you have to sing..

Everyone's a Fruit and Nut case
It keeps you going when you toss the caber,
Whatever you are doing.
Punting, canoeing
It's nutrious and beauticious
To judiciously be chewing.

Everyone's a Fruit and Nut case
If only it could help improve my singing,
A healthy recreation.
What a combination
Cadbury's — Fruit and Nut.

Young man: Come on, darlin'!

Girl: No!

Young man: You don't know until you've tried it.

Girl: Oh, all right, I'll try anything once (eats a Chipstick). 'Ere, they're smashin' (Young man looks at her cleavage and sighsYeah). Oh, Chipsticks. They look like chips, don't they? They're all crunchy, ain't they?

Young man: Right. Say when.

Girl: Wait till I've finished the Chipsticks.

Smack your chops, lick your lips,
Eat a lovely bag of Chipsticks.

Have you tried this new Barbican?
Brewed like an ordinary lager...
and then they take all the alcohol out!

that realy caught on didnt it

when Lorraine Chase was young
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Gentleman: It's very odd, I don't even know your name — but after this one Campari and soda, I feel I almost know you. May I freshen your glass? Er, soda of course?

Cockney girl: No, lemonade!

Gentleman: Campari and lemonade?!

Cockney girl: Yeah, nice colour innit?

Voice-over: Campari with soda, with lemonade, with tonic — but always with pleasure.

Gentleman: Were you truly wafted here from paradise?

Cockney girl: No, Luton airport!

Lorraine Chase was the cockney girl, you know her out of emerdale

sing to tune "There's a hole in my bucket"

A Double Diamond works wonders,
Works wonders, works wonders,
A Double Diamond works wonders,
So drink one today