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NO NO. They're sold with NO tax. You'll have to tax it, you get no tax with it. Not even a months grace.

That sounds spectacularly awkward, so can you buy it online in advance or the dealer taxi it for you? Or is your 1st action upon taking delivery of a new car to get out of it and walk to a post office?
 
Bought my last ever paper tax disc today :(
I think it's quite sad. Mrs. Beard taxed her 156 at the end of August for the princely sum of £156 (there's symmetry for you).....for 6 months. At least now we get a tatty piece of paper for the money, but soon that will go so we'll just be left with only 245,000 miles of roads. Interestingly* minor roads make up 87% of that total, motorways 1% and 'A' roads 12%, although motorways and 'A' roads carry 65% of road traffic. I initially thought that 1% seemed a very small amount of road when you consider how far you can travel on them, but, if you think about it, how many miles of residential roads are there in the average town or borough?

I checked ours and it seems that Tameside in Greater Manchester has 478 miles and the council spent £1.4 million maintaining them. But when you look at the miles travelled by vehicles it works out at 712,000,000 vehicle miles. Which is a lot.

As (I think) we all know by now, the "Car Tax" (variously Road Fund Licence, Vehicle Excise Duty/Licence) became a General Tax a long time ago and since then is just absorbed into that great big black hole now known as H. M. Revenue and Customs to be re-distributed as the government of the day sees fit, with much of it coming back to your local authority as subsidies.

What makes me grumpy is that successive governments have just complicated matters, in as much as Mrs. Beard's 156 2.0TS Veloce was new in March 2001 therefore it came into the new higher tax band whereas prior to this the tax was split into two groups and in that higher band is a car used by someone I know at work. He has a 2001 Jag XJR with a 4.0 litre Supercharged V8. Anyone like to hazard a guess at the Duty for that one? Yup, exactly the same as the 2.0 litre Alfa.

Mind you, could be worse, I was looking at a Mercedes SLR a few weeks ago and the tax disc stated over £1,000! £1,000? Mere Bagatelle my dear sir.

* Interesting only if your life isn't.
 
Just the tax related bits.



NO NO. They're sold with NO tax. You'll have to tax it, you get no tax with it. Not even a months grace.
Don't forget that one of the offences connected with the VEL is "Failure to Display" which will obviously disappear. The inference is that if you buy a car, for example from an auction, and it wasn't taxed you couldn't (legally) drive it away, so unless you had access to Trade Plates it would have to stay where it was until you had a disc. I've never tried it so I'm unsure as to whether you could go to a Post Office with the partial V5 and tax it or whether you'd have to wait until the new one in your name arrived, which could take some time. This way you won't have to wait for a new disc to come through the post.

When buying new, you've always had to pay for the first year's VED as part of the OTR charges.
 
Mind you, could be worse, I was looking at a Mercedes SLR a few weeks ago and the tax disc stated over £1,000! £1,000? Mere Bagatelle my dear sir.



* Interesting only if your life isn't.


That would have been less than 12 months old, so in the first year tax band, which is a lot steeper for higher emission vehicles than for the rest of their lives. Although still about the £500 mark annually.
 
Noticed that my car is covered in paint spots from when I painted the outside of the house.. :-/
No wind when painting and used a brush & roller.
I assume the paint came from using the roller but not sure how it travelled from the car port, along the driveway and onto the road where the car was parked... Completely covered...
Clay mitt seems to get rid of them but its slow progress...
 
M25 it's 1am and still a flipping car park!

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What makes me grumpy is that successive governments have just complicated matters, in as much as Mrs. Beard's 156 2.0TS Veloce was new in March 2001 therefore it came into the new higher tax band whereas prior to this the tax was split into two groups and in that higher band is a car used by someone I know at work. He has a 2001 Jag XJR with a 4.0 litre Supercharged V8. Anyone like to hazard a guess at the Duty for that one? Yup, exactly the same as the 2.0 litre Alfa.



* Interesting only if your life isn't.

My mum's suzuki jimny costs the same to tax as my old four litre range rover did..
 
This is retribution for the fact you drive a milk float on the M25. Remember the highway code no battery powered vehicles allowed on a motorway :p


If we were in the milk float I think it wouldn't have been so bad, as no fuel used, but was passenger in Sisters Stilo so the LPG was burning away :(
 
Being treated like a 9th class citizen by quite a few people in Scotland for having the wrong accent. Cant decide if to vote Yes so they wont have an excuse to treat me like dirt or No as f*** you.
 
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