just dont trap your dongle in your flies, it hurts more than child birth 
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just found my packed lunch from last week maybe 2 weeks ago.
placed it in the bin someone might empty it now
placed it in the bin someone might empty it now
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just dont trap your dongle in your flies, it hurts more than child birth
How much does child birth hurt like?
How much does child birth hurt like?
get some one to kick you in the nuts and half that pain
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I had a rugby ball in the nutz when I was in Year 11
i threw a rugby ball at my mate in year 11 he didn't catch it.... i actually
When I was 15, my first time rollerblading, I got it wrong and ended up doing the splits on a kerb. I was left walking like john wayne for a week
might need to deploy stink bombs possibilly
Just found out that because of certain visitors visiting the city, dublin city will be totally shutdown. How am I ment to do my exams next week?
In my student flat it got so bad that instead of emptying the existing bin...
...We bought a new one to go next to it.
although we got warned by the apartment blocks owner that it was a health risk last year... apparently the other 4 flats in the block were too though..
our flat is apparently the cleanest in the building.
not hard when one flat don't know how to use a wheelie bin. just throw it out of the window for a week
not hard when one flat don't know how to use a wheelie bin. just throw it out of the window for a week
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When I was 15, my first time rollerblading, I got it wrong and ended up doing the splits on a kerb. I was left walking like john wayne for a week
Is that you John Wayne, is this me?
FMJ FTW
I didn't know how to stop on skates and went directly into a fence.
then tried skateboard and it just flew out from under my feet
then tried skateboard and it just flew out from under my feet
i use to skateboard a lot i once tried a noseblunt stall on a 4ft quarter pipe failed and ended up with the board between my legs when i came down on it
i use to skateboard a lot i once tried a noseblunt stall on a 4ft quarter pipe failed and ended up with the board between my legs when i came down on it
lol i used to skate too, when i was first starting i went straight into the garage door. That hurt and got a nice scar now :bang:
Think I just made a bit of a mistake....
Some c-unit started on me at the local shop as I got out my car.
I just walked past him, went in the shop got some teabags and some milk, came back outside... started up the car, turned around at the junction... Said c-unit was stood outside the shop with his arm raised back with a massive stone in his hand, quite literally aiming for my windscreen - queue me driving near him, knocking him into metal railings. Not sure if I made contact, hope I did tbh.
Expect a post in the next few days saying my car has been vandalized.... :/
Some c-unit started on me at the local shop as I got out my car.
I just walked past him, went in the shop got some teabags and some milk, came back outside... started up the car, turned around at the junction... Said c-unit was stood outside the shop with his arm raised back with a massive stone in his hand, quite literally aiming for my windscreen - queue me driving near him, knocking him into metal railings. Not sure if I made contact, hope I did tbh.
Expect a post in the next few days saying my car has been vandalized.... :/
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My insurance company are idiots and keep sending me final demands for paperwork Ive already sent threatening to cancel my insurance
Time for lots of angry phone calls.....
Moral of the story: Young drivers shouldn't go with i kube, they are useless :bang:
Time for lots of angry phone calls.....
Moral of the story: Young drivers shouldn't go with i kube, they are useless :bang:
I would have done the same thing. But just keep moving forward until you hear something break
No im joking id never harm someone with my car but i would have given him a scare with it to show him to back off. Id say park your car somewhere different because if he knows where it usually is, then he will go straight for there
I would have done the same thing. But just keep moving forward until you hear something break
No im joking id never harm someone with my car but i would have given him a scare with it to show him to back off. Id say park your car somewhere different because if he knows where it usually is, then he will go straight for there
Well I have reported the incident to the Police, they said that as long as I made no contact and didn't go up a kurb then im fine. - I gave them the blokes name and if anything bad happens to my car, they'll be round to his first.
Guess it's worth getting it down on paper. Just in case.
