To be more serious, think of the most stupid bogan getting a perfectly nice car and just painting all the bits yellow and putting Bundaberg logo's on it and that pretty much sums it up.
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What's made you grumpy today?
This should be in the smile thread, I almost fell off my chair - yeah that's my kind of humour.
1) take a picture in your mum and dads 70's bedroom which looks like it has a pole in it (complete with teddies on the bed)....
2) ruin your mums car which is supposedly getting signed over to yourself after youve been driving a few months (this includes putting stickers on upside down, painting the badges in purple, and scraping it on every wall going)....
3) post about things in threads you now nothing off....
4) be able to drink about 4 litres of vodka, 2 litres of bacardi, 1 litre of morgan spiced rum, and 18 bottles of beer all in one night....
5) go to the bottom of the garden after all the booze for your father to find you with rope etc trying to hang yourself....
6) post about the many girls that you find attractive yet they always go to friends stage (and also literally stalk one forum member)
7) come to shows and be completely silent or nearly crash your mums car into others
2) ruin your mums car which is supposedly getting signed over to yourself after youve been driving a few months (this includes putting stickers on upside down, painting the badges in purple, and scraping it on every wall going)....
3) post about things in threads you now nothing off....
4) be able to drink about 4 litres of vodka, 2 litres of bacardi, 1 litre of morgan spiced rum, and 18 bottles of beer all in one night....
5) go to the bottom of the garden after all the booze for your father to find you with rope etc trying to hang yourself....
6) post about the many girls that you find attractive yet they always go to friends stage (and also literally stalk one forum member)
7) come to shows and be completely silent or nearly crash your mums car into others
8) Lie about waiting down the side of your house for trick or treaters with a knife.
9) look things up on the internet then pretend you are knowledgable. Even though you have managed to lose all facts in translation from web page to forum post.
10) claim to have kicked a door down at some point in your life.
11) claim to have been playing with fireworks at the age of 4.
12) Pretend that you go into black outs in fight situations and require 3-4 people to restrain you.
13) do not listen to any advice given to you and then come crawling back when you break/ruin/make a tw@t of yourself in front of a few thousand people.
14) Make a list of mods you have applied to your car. In here include things like a break down kit and a net for the boot.
15) Make a list of future mods for your car that you never actually get round to doing.
Shall I go on?
9) look things up on the internet then pretend you are knowledgable. Even though you have managed to lose all facts in translation from web page to forum post.
10) claim to have kicked a door down at some point in your life.
11) claim to have been playing with fireworks at the age of 4.
12) Pretend that you go into black outs in fight situations and require 3-4 people to restrain you.
13) do not listen to any advice given to you and then come crawling back when you break/ruin/make a tw@t of yourself in front of a few thousand people.
14) Make a list of mods you have applied to your car. In here include things like a break down kit and a net for the boot.
15) Make a list of future mods for your car that you never actually get round to doing.
Shall I go on?
Keyboard warrior? Nah you're thinking of someone else!
You do realise that he's probably the type to turn up at an FF meet with a gun and start killing people because he's a bit 'fragile' and these words hurt him
You do realise that he's probably the type to turn up at an FF meet with a gun and start killing people because he's a bit 'fragile' and these words hurt him
Good job I don't socialise with the FF community then isn't it
16) apply for hundreds of jobs and not get them..... this includes going for interviews at offices wearing a pair of skinny fit jeans, scraggy t shirt, bright hoodie, and converse shoes (sp?)
So... basically it physically hurt to be that much of a moron, I know it'd be painful for me.
17) Tell everyone about every aspect of your life so they have lots of ammunition for when they want to annoy you.
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You do realise that he's probably the type to turn up at an FF meet with a gun and start killing people because he's a bit 'fragile' and these words hurt him
Simple all you gotto do is remember "There is no spoon" :devil:
Eh? NFI what that means
Eh? NFI what that means
+1
Also never seen NFI before but I used my brainz skillz to works it out
Eh? NFI what that means
he had a coat like Neo from the Matrix which he thought was awesome
lol
I'm working, no spare brain powerz left for independent thought+1
Also never seen NFI before but I used my brainz skillz to works it out
LOLhe had a coat like Neo from the Matrix which he thought was awesome
so he's an emo goth type Nuff said.
