General Turbo Timer

[punto_matt]

I understand where he is coming from with the pet. I mean they are clever enough to depress the clutch then put it into gear, disengage the handbrake and then feed the power in to stop it stalling. Clever animals


And if its not the animals driving your car off we all know how cars like to put themselfs into gear Love it how manual cars can drive themselfs in beanys eyes aswell. Going on a rampage pmsl.

 

[beany_bot]

tis a valid point, my poltergeist is covered on my insurance so if he drives off all is dandy.

hes not to good with the clutch mind

FFS, I dont make the laws and im not saying its LIKELY, im saying it COULD happen and HAS happened in the past hence why it is ILLEGAL.

thats all, no need to be a smart arse

 

[beany_bot]

I understand where he is coming from with the pet. I mean they are clever enough to depress the clutch then put it into gear, disengage the handbrake and then feed the power in to stop it stalling. Clever animals


And if its not the animals driving your car off we all know how cars like to put themselfs into gear Love it how manual cars can drive themselfs in beanys eyes aswell. Going on a rampage pmsl.

So sorry Matt ill go and change the Law immediately. how silly of me.

 

[Mayatt]

that is providing you leave your cat in a locked car with its engine running when you drive to the shops to buy cat food

pmsl

 

[punto_matt]

What animals are the most likely to take control of your car if you leave them in? And would chocking the wheels help prevent the car in anyway from driving itself?

 

[beany_bot]

What animals are the most likely to take control of your car if you leave them in? And would chocking the wheels help prevent the car in anyway from driving itself?

Your sole purpose is to come on here and wind me up everyday isnt it?

 

[punto_matt]

No they are genuine questions.

 

[beany_bot]

No they are genuine questions.

Im sure they are

Maybe you dont realise Matt but you keep pissing people off like this (namely me) and it will come back to bite you pretty f******g hard. maybe your not aware but i know

Where you live
What your house number is
What your house looks like
What you look like
What clothes you wear
What car you drive
Your registration number
Your email address
Who your friends are
Where you park during the day
What other forums your a member of
your IP address.

and many many more.

powerful tool the interweb.

 

[punto_matt]

F*cking lol

How do you know my email adress or what car i drive beany?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and please do feel free to put all that information in a PM to me if you are so confident.

 

[punto_matt]

C'mon then beany, if you know all this stuff why dont you prove it?

Oh and good luck knowing my house number as my house doesnt have one lol.

 

[matty2b]

do admiral know about your remap beany?

 

[beany_bot]

do admiral know about your remap beany?

Yeah they do, I had to change from elephant because they were wanting to charge the earth for the map, which is strange because Admiral and Elephant are both the same company as far as I know.

 

[matty2b]

as are bell and diamond part of the same group.

weird that, i didnt know they covered maps over 10% bhp inc.

 

[seaneb2003]

Right... I have come across one more problem, I thought it would proberly happen but was hoping I would get lucky as there is no key actually in the ignition.

When the turbo timer is running I cannot use the remote central locking. My guess is that there is a wire connected to the central locking system that becomes live when the ignition is on. If i manage to find this wire and cut it to stop the live feed the central locking system should then 'think' that the ignition is never actually being used and will allow me to lock the doors with the ignition running using the remote.

Does anyone know of any reason why that would not work? And does anyone one know where i would find this wire, without me checking all of them with a multimeter?

Thanks
Sean

 

[ChrisUK]

Very stupid law IMO. Car is locked and imobilised from driving so whats the danger exactly?...

 

[ChrisUK]

Right... I have come across one more problem, I thought it would proberly happen but was hoping I would get lucky as there is no key actually in the ignition.

When the turbo timer is running I cannot use the remote central locking. My guess is that there is a wire connected to the central locking system that becomes live when the ignition is on. If i manage to find this wire and cut it to stop the live feed the central locking system should then 'think' that the ignition is never actually being used and will allow me to lock the doors with the ignition running using the remote.

Does anyone know of any reason why that would not work? And does anyone one know where i would find this wire, without me checking all of them with a multimeter?

Thanks
Sean

I think you've hit the nail on the head there. There must be a live from ignition disabling the central locking. Wouldn't have a clue where to look. Would need a wiring diagram which unless your a Fiat Tech will be hard to come across .

 

[Ffoxy]

This would be linked to the auto door locking mechanism, the doors can be set to lock at I think 10Mph, that can be disabled via the dash Menu though.

 

[seaneb2003]

Does anyone know where about all the wires are for the central locking, im thinking there gonna be at the fuse board behind the blue and me USB, bloody akward to get to!

 

[Andy Monty]

Does anyone know where about all the wires are for the central locking, im thinking there gonna be at the fuse board behind the blue and me USB, bloody akward to get to!

yes they are there on the multiplug (yellow green and blue IIRC one to lock one to unlock and one to deadlock ((from my fialed attempt to wire in a cheap car alarm))