"Methinks.............. the 'lady' doth protest too much"
Hamlet Act 3, scene 2, 222–230
I thought the whole point of owing a 500 was to be happy and correct me if I am wrong but being "gay" is to be happy, so you are not happy with your car, seems silly to be all defensive at harmless banter.
And I have never once questioned sexual orientation of 500 owners, in fact I went so far as to assume that the males owning them were in fact heterosexual but would come to an untimely death due to falling into the clutches of women of dubious intent to the future prosperity.
The people who find this stuff offensive are the same sort who complained about Clarkson saying all truck drivers were murderers, or to Frankie Boyle on Mock the Week, get over it.
Anyway Clarkson was wrong about truck drivers, I shall explain. It was once said that the original Beetle (of which I had two) was the choice of the serial killer, Ted Bundy being most obvious choice, being that more serial killers owned one than any other car.
The reasoning behind it was it was ubiquitous, it blended in and looked non-threatening, I say that going forward it will not be truck drivers who are serial killers, but 500 owners, probably trying to kill all those who say they are ghey
Hamlet Act 3, scene 2, 222–230
I thought the whole point of owing a 500 was to be happy and correct me if I am wrong but being "gay" is to be happy, so you are not happy with your car, seems silly to be all defensive at harmless banter.
And I have never once questioned sexual orientation of 500 owners, in fact I went so far as to assume that the males owning them were in fact heterosexual but would come to an untimely death due to falling into the clutches of women of dubious intent to the future prosperity.
The people who find this stuff offensive are the same sort who complained about Clarkson saying all truck drivers were murderers, or to Frankie Boyle on Mock the Week, get over it.
Anyway Clarkson was wrong about truck drivers, I shall explain. It was once said that the original Beetle (of which I had two) was the choice of the serial killer, Ted Bundy being most obvious choice, being that more serial killers owned one than any other car.
The reasoning behind it was it was ubiquitous, it blended in and looked non-threatening, I say that going forward it will not be truck drivers who are serial killers, but 500 owners, probably trying to kill all those who say they are ghey