super dooper power resistor.... ebay

[Andy_sx]

have a read through the guys questions, there are so many hes had to put them in the item description

superb ad, and a good giggle for an early morning read

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/20-BHP-Power-...ryZ32094QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[The Negotiator]

I did an auction like that 6 months ago, I couldn't make it funny enough though

 

[christopher watson]

Interesting questions....

"hello there i have been told to ask you about thee RESISTOR OF JUSTICE i was just too curious if i were to attach this to a fiat chinqchento ( how eva u spell it) would it totally demolish the car once throtle has been pressed or will the good old fiat hold the engine in its mounts?

I'm pretty sure the car is already demolished, it is, after all a FIAT".

:nono:

 

[sumplug]

have a read through the guys questions, there are so many hes had to put them in the item description

superb ad, and a good giggle for an early morning read

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/20-BHP-Power-...ryZ32094QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

its at £101 currently
how is he doing al lthose links and false accounts?

 

[Chas Uno]

Brilliant!

Best thing of all, is that he's making more money taking the p1ss out of Chav resistors than those trying to sell them seriously

 

[custard]

Hi, I notice that you are in Milton Keynes and thus have excellent roundabouts to product testing. Will this product help my 1984 Nova to flash its undersill neon lights to all the 12 year old schoolies as i negotiate the roundabouts near the local schools?

aaron's secret life!

 

[FiatStiloJTD]

£101 for a resistor, blimy thats more than my SIM.

Matt

 

[Liam]

What a laugh, some very comedic answers to equally comedic questions.

£311 now as of 20:00

Liam

 

[Liam]

Here is the author of the auction, Scottish too!

http://www.strathycruise.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=57392

Now at £10K LOL

Liam

 

[Andy_sx]

Here is the author of the auction, Scottish too!

http://www.strathycruise.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=57392

Now at £10K LOL

Liam

no-one is perfect i guess (thats rich comeing from a guy that was born in somerset living in kent!!!)

10k, damn... guys doing well. such a well put together add, guy deserves something for it, even a pint down the local

 

[sumplug]

up at 10,000,000.00. thats 10 million pounds

 

[dave]

i hope he remembers to end listing 24 hours early or his final value ebay fee is going to be massive

 

[sumplug]

i hope he remembers to end listing 24 hours early or his final value ebay fee is going to be massive

hehee. ebay fee could buy a house

 

[Si - Punto]

Thats a ****ing good read.

Some really funny questions and answers listed.

Wow! Great Scott! These look like just what I'm after! If I join three of these together in a Delta arrangement to form a Flux capacitor, stick them in my old 80's irish supercar, and simultanueously drive at exactly 88mph and connect it up to 1.21gigawatts of electrical energy...........will it guarantee me a shag tonight?

No, have a wash, charm a lady with your personality, if all else fails - get her drunk.

That one is quality

 

[sumplug]

i want to know if the ebay accounts he has put up as reference to sales are genuine?

 

[chaos]

hehee. ebay fee could buy a house

Now it can't..........its gone back to 1p

 

[beau]

Now it can't..........its gone back to 1p

his just ended it.

 

[pinin__prestatyn]

I think this quote is totally bonkers, and funny. Which is what I like!

"Gadzooks! A potential flaw my learned leader. The mighty Chevette currently sports ‘Feu Orange’ as a dealer fit accessory. How I tortured myself all night desperately trying to discover whether or not your righteous resistor is fully compatible with my aftermarket aroma. Pierc From Google to Gomorrah, from my RS catalogue to my Razzle archive, I frantically searched all resources available to me, not wanting to disturb you for a third time. And then cosmic salvation!! When poring over a dusty copy of Forum, the 02/86 edition offered this nugget of nurture: ‘my Tracy scorched her flaps when the Feu sachet split during soixant-neuf in the Metro and it got right up my nose’. So, flap friendly it may not be, but will it work with a Justice Resistor? Please, I beg of you, put an end to my misery – and with haste, for t’nite Bubbles (my pet chimp) and I are hoping to engage the lovely Geri Haliwell in a spit roast and in the interim I must delouse said primate. Bo Selecta!!"

 

[CinquePunto]

I think this quote is totally bonkers, and funny. Which is what I like!

"Gadzooks! A potential flaw my learned leader. The mighty Chevette currently sports ‘Feu Orange’ as a dealer fit accessory. How I tortured myself all night desperately trying to discover whether or not your righteous resistor is fully compatible with my aftermarket aroma. Pierc From Google to Gomorrah, from my RS catalogue to my Razzle archive, I frantically searched all resources available to me, not wanting to disturb you for a third time. And then cosmic salvation!! When poring over a dusty copy of Forum, the 02/86 edition offered this nugget of nurture: ‘my Tracy scorched her flaps when the Feu sachet split during soixant-neuf in the Metro and it got right up my nose’. So, flap friendly it may not be, but will it work with a Justice Resistor? Please, I beg of you, put an end to my misery – and with haste, for t’nite Bubbles (my pet chimp) and I are hoping to engage the lovely Geri Haliwell in a spit roast and in the interim I must delouse said primate. Bo Selecta!!"

LMFAO!!!

 

[chaos]

I think this quote is totally bonkers, and funny. Which is what I like!

"Gadzooks! A potential flaw my learned leader. The mighty Chevette currently sports ‘Feu Orange’ as a dealer fit accessory. How I tortured myself all night desperately trying to discover whether or not your righteous resistor is fully compatible with my aftermarket aroma. Pierc From Google to Gomorrah, from my RS catalogue to my Razzle archive, I frantically searched all resources available to me, not wanting to disturb you for a third time. And then cosmic salvation!! When poring over a dusty copy of Forum, the 02/86 edition offered this nugget of nurture: ‘my Tracy scorched her flaps when the Feu sachet split during soixant-neuf in the Metro and it got right up my nose’. So, flap friendly it may not be, but will it work with a Justice Resistor? Please, I beg of you, put an end to my misery – and with haste, for t’nite Bubbles (my pet chimp) and I are hoping to engage the lovely Geri Haliwell in a spit roast and in the interim I must delouse said primate. Bo Selecta!!"

That guy must be on something :nutter: