super dooper power resistor.... ebay

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super dooper power resistor.... ebay

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Interesting questions....

"hello there i have been told to ask you about thee RESISTOR OF JUSTICE i was just too curious if i were to attach this to a fiat chinqchento ( how eva u spell it) would it totally demolish the car once throtle has been pressed or will the good old fiat hold the engine in its mounts?

I'm pretty sure the car is already demolished, it is, after all a FIAT".

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:D Brilliant! :D

Best thing of all, is that he's making more money taking the p1ss out of Chav resistors than those trying to sell them seriously :p
 

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j33vo said:
Hi, I notice that you are in Milton Keynes and thus have excellent roundabouts to product testing. Will this product help my 1984 Nova to flash its undersill neon lights to all the 12 year old schoolies as i negotiate the roundabouts near the local schools?

aaron's secret life!:eek:
 

Liam

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What a laugh, some very comedic answers to equally comedic questions.

£311 now as of 20:00

Liam
 

Si - Punto

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Thats a ****ing good read.

Some really funny questions and answers listed.

Wow! Great Scott! These look like just what I'm after! If I join three of these together in a Delta arrangement to form a Flux capacitor, stick them in my old 80's irish supercar, and simultanueously drive at exactly 88mph and connect it up to 1.21gigawatts of electrical energy...........will it guarantee me a shag tonight?

No, have a wash, charm a lady with your personality, if all else fails - get her drunk.


That one is quality :D
 

pinin__prestatyn

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I think this quote is totally bonkers, and funny. Which is what I like!

"Gadzooks! A potential flaw my learned leader. The mighty Chevette currently sports ‘Feu Orange’ as a dealer fit accessory. How I tortured myself all night desperately trying to discover whether or not your righteous resistor is fully compatible with my aftermarket aroma. Pierc From Google to Gomorrah, from my RS catalogue to my Razzle archive, I frantically searched all resources available to me, not wanting to disturb you for a third time. And then cosmic salvation!! When poring over a dusty copy of Forum, the 02/86 edition offered this nugget of nurture: ‘my Tracy scorched her flaps when the Feu sachet split during soixant-neuf in the Metro and it got right up my nose’. So, flap friendly it may not be, but will it work with a Justice Resistor? Please, I beg of you, put an end to my misery – and with haste, for t’nite Bubbles (my pet chimp) and I are hoping to engage the lovely Geri Haliwell in a spit roast and in the interim I must delouse said primate. Bo Selecta!!"
 

CinquePunto

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pinin__prestatyn said:
I think this quote is totally bonkers, and funny. Which is what I like!

"Gadzooks! A potential flaw my learned leader. The mighty Chevette currently sports ‘Feu Orange’ as a dealer fit accessory. How I tortured myself all night desperately trying to discover whether or not your righteous resistor is fully compatible with my aftermarket aroma. Pierc From Google to Gomorrah, from my RS catalogue to my Razzle archive, I frantically searched all resources available to me, not wanting to disturb you for a third time. And then cosmic salvation!! When poring over a dusty copy of Forum, the 02/86 edition offered this nugget of nurture: ‘my Tracy scorched her flaps when the Feu sachet split during soixant-neuf in the Metro and it got right up my nose’. So, flap friendly it may not be, but will it work with a Justice Resistor? Please, I beg of you, put an end to my misery – and with haste, for t’nite Bubbles (my pet chimp) and I are hoping to engage the lovely Geri Haliwell in a spit roast and in the interim I must delouse said primate. Bo Selecta!!"

LMFAO!!!
 

chaos

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pinin__prestatyn said:
I think this quote is totally bonkers, and funny. Which is what I like!

"Gadzooks! A potential flaw my learned leader. The mighty Chevette currently sports ‘Feu Orange’ as a dealer fit accessory. How I tortured myself all night desperately trying to discover whether or not your righteous resistor is fully compatible with my aftermarket aroma. Pierc From Google to Gomorrah, from my RS catalogue to my Razzle archive, I frantically searched all resources available to me, not wanting to disturb you for a third time. And then cosmic salvation!! When poring over a dusty copy of Forum, the 02/86 edition offered this nugget of nurture: ‘my Tracy scorched her flaps when the Feu sachet split during soixant-neuf in the Metro and it got right up my nose’. So, flap friendly it may not be, but will it work with a Justice Resistor? Please, I beg of you, put an end to my misery – and with haste, for t’nite Bubbles (my pet chimp) and I are hoping to engage the lovely Geri Haliwell in a spit roast and in the interim I must delouse said primate. Bo Selecta!!"

That guy must be on something :nutter:
 
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