Pulled over by the cops

[patrick]

I got pulled over the other day and the cop asked me if I had been smoking pot.


I asked him why and he said because my eyes are red.


so I asked him if he had been eating donuts. Of course he asked me why.
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and I said because his eyes looked glazed!!

 

[Martin]

Nice one!!!!

Reminds me of the time a copper asked me to blow into his bag...

I said "Why, are your chips hot???"

 

[Leo]

hehehe

"Imagine how it would be,
to be at the top making cash money,
Go on tour, all around the world,
and tell stories about all the young girls."
- The Prodigy 2004