My new car?!

[The Negotiator]

haha, well you could also buy my sat nav for when you're in a taxi again

Planes flying low, ok, I got to stansted really easily at 3am - Luton is 10x easier and its daytime and sunday (plus also will be driving a nicer car)

 

[J333EVO]

I will be flying on an American plane though? Surely that makes it ok? What am I saying?!

American planes are ok, it's the American pilot's you need to watch out for! What with their wrong read backs due to their inability to understand simple English, and being used to the very different system of Air Traffic Control in the US, there is a reason why there has never been a mid air collision in UK airspace even tho we have some of the busiest in the world, but a fair few in the US

And don't get me started in the French, who disobey the unwritten rule that all pilots and ATC staff should speak in English to prevent accidents, this was cited by the ICAO as the prime cause of an accident at Paris Charles De Gaulle a few years back where 2 aircraft ended up crashing into each other on the apron, they speak in French to themselves and English to everyone else when its the law for a pilot to keep a listening watch so that they are aware of everything that is happening around them, but if a pilot doesn't speak French, well I'll leave you to decide what happened

Anyway on that cheerful note, enjoy your car and your trip